The Jeffinator's Lounge

[dragonrazor]

hoprfully he don't do what Tackleberry did on police academy for the old lady who cat is in the tree

<< >> *draws 50 cal handgun and shoots the tree branch off*

so Jeff, I recommend you go to the nearest Aaron's and get yourself an HP Pavilion DV4 1220US. Why? All those games you wanted to play....you can play using a Radeon HD3200 integrated GPU. Just be sure to buy two 4GB sticks of DDR2-800 to max out the memory, and a decent cooler pad

 

[The Jeffinator]

I gotta go cheap. I'm getting a Toshiba refurbished laptop for 549.00. My boss is going to buy it for me and then I'll make payments to her until I pay it off. We're going to order it next week sometime, whenever she has some spare time to sit with me and make the order. Then it will take about two weeks or so to ship out and get here, maybe less. I probably won't start up any new rps though, simply because most of them end up dying. I will mainly visit Lit for the stories and my Lounge here.

 

[dragonrazor]

I gotta go cheap. I'm getting a Toshiba refurbished laptop for 549.00. My boss is going to buy it for me and then I'll make payments to her until I pay it off. We're going to order it next week sometime, whenever she has some spare time to sit with me and make the order. Then it will take about two weeks or so to ship out and get here, maybe less. I probably won't start up any new rps though, simply because most of them end up dying. I will mainly visit Lit for the stories and my Lounge here.

160 a month is cheaper than your refurb toshiba in the long run, since you'd have to worry about the amount of memory in the toshiba. My only issue is the OS, but I've learned to deal with it, and again, you can play all those games on this one.

 

[The Jeffinator]

The Toshiba refurb has 3 gigs of ram. And I am not worried about a gaming machine right now, I just want to be able to get online and work on my story and stuff, you know? It's only a temporary thing. Later on I'll get a better computer. Plus, since my boss is loaning me the money, I gotta stay cheap.

 

[dragonrazor]

this has 4 for a base with a max of 8. The Toshiba more than likely has a max of 4, depending on when it was made and what specific model. I want to add more memory to this so it will run with six GB system and the remaining 2 as the dedicated VRAM

 

[The Jeffinator]

Ah, cool.

One idea I have for a possible future rp is set in a futuristic cityscape where our characters are part of a gang that uses dragon blood as a body enhancing drug that is highly addictive. Withdrawls from this drug feel like baptism by fire as your supercharged cells return to normal, thus it is illegal. However, once hooked, it is impossible to quit unless you tie yourself down and spend two or three days thrashing around as every nerve burns from the reversal.

Why would you even start with such a risk, you ask? Well, what would you do for power? When so many gangsters and thugs have super powers and you are normal, how do you defend yourself? People are scared, and at the same time, envious. They want to feel the power too. They want to leap into the sky, run faster than a car, lift up a bus, move things with their mind, etc.

Our gang sells the Dragon Blood, and sometimes they slip a little in a cop's or judge's drink, then visit them when they enter the withdrawl stage. Most beg for more and are then trapped in the gang. If they manage to make it through the withdrawl, the gang will simply kill them. This is why the gang is untouchable by city cops and officials -- they have so many people within their grasp.

We could also play government agents that are given Dragon Blood and sent in to stop the gang by ANY means necessary. Whatcha think?

 

[dragonrazor]

sounds somewhat like Valkyr from Max Payne

 

[The Jeffinator]

Kind of, but on a much bigger scale. The effects of the drug, I mean. If we take the agent route, it would be a lot like Crackdown, lol.

 

[dragonrazor]

I still haven't played that

 

[The Jeffinator]

It's an awesome game about a genetically enhanced agent that goes after three huge gangs -- the object is to navigate the city and take out each gang's kingpin and his generals. Awesome concept, but horrible controls. I kept accidentally killing civilians and Peacekeepers (futuristic cops) and was always gunned down as a rogue agent, even though I was TRYING to be the good guy, lol. Anyway, I'm gonna head home for the night. Laters.

 

[The Jeffinator]

Well, my birthday was last month. I am now a 27 year old virgin, lmao. I wonder what the ages of other virgins on this site are? I think I'll post a thread about it in the GB.

 

[dragonrazor]

*hands you a flak jacket* you'll need this, Virgin.

 

[NiteCrowe]

hmm, I miss doing Rp's

 

[dragonrazor]

hmmm....you know, I don't think I'm quoted in anyone's sig on Lit.

 

[NiteCrowe]

hmmm....you know, I don't think I'm quoted in anyone's sig on Lit.

you are now!

 

[dragonrazor]

from my MSN
"Get your big fucking TITS...OFFA MY HEAD" where do they come up wth these lines? says:
http://media1.unlimitedhentai.com/c...9/Maid_in_Teacher-byE/imagepages/image61.html

 

[yeishia]

The Vasal Academy open Party invitation!

"The entry to the club is located near the beach recessed into the side of the craggy buff……

A casual observer would miss the club, mistaking it for the entrance to a cave.

Once inside a member would see the Golden Cherub Covered Mural set in the side of one wall and would know just were to insert his Golden Key to gain access to an elevator, which would travel horizontally from the beach under the China Pearl light to the Catacombs of the Inn, using an old smugglers tunnel.

Elite and the more privileged members have the option to use their golden key to port them directly into the club curtsy of a magical inscription provided by chgris."​

To pass these gates, a golden key.
For Paradise direct, the words are three.
The phrase,

" Oh Seeker, submit to me."

​

"For those of you who have decided to come to our opening , please look in your pocket and to your surprise and I hope delight ...you will find a golden key!"​

For Naked individuals:

Well you will be pleased to know that you will receive your key naked or not

Females: Look down at your sleek form *yummy*

Like magic you will find a slender golden chain appear from which is suspended your golden key

You will be able to wear it around your neck too if you wish

Now if you were a naked male

Around your first erection of the day you would find a golden cock ring from which would be suspended your golden key

You could then use the ring to attach it to your key ring..

Of course, keys, chains and rings are all solid gold
​

Link to Thread is:http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=671759

 

[knight713]

what might be fun is to do a police academy rp that maybe intresting

 

[The Jeffinator]

Okay all, I've got a new Toshiba laptop coming within the next week. Then, sometime after the first of the month, I'll have a personal wireless network set up at my apartment and I'll be back online full time. Right now I'm staying the night over at Mom's to use her laptop, hehe.

As for rps, I do have a few ideas. One idea is a game set in the world of Fable II, but shaped differently, a Jeff-verse. The main characters could be descendants of ancient dragons, and their dormant powers are activated when a thief discovers a secret temple and raids it, accidentally pushing a lever or knocking over a statue or doing something that starts a chain of events that leads to the temple releasing the Seals of Dragon Magic or something of that nature. Maybe the thief steals the Black Starwraith, which he thinks is just a valuable black orb, but in reality it is evil, hiding the power of some great ancient dark lord. Maybe the act of removing the orb from its resting place sends out a signal to reawaken the dragons or something.

Another idea I had is for a futuristic version of our world where it has become commonplace to harness one's inner energy. We could center that around that police academy idea, gangmembers/mafia, or maybe extreme fighting/mixed martial arts tournaments. Maybe there are Battle Halls all over the world that award Badges for victories in various smaller tournaments, and sixteen Badges are required to enter the annual World Championship. Just some ideas.

 

[knight713]

I like your idea on the tournament one but have it as a school, where they train kids to fight, they hold a minor tournament where only a few are sne tout to fight other schools fighters the winners would face off againts each other and then fight the champions of the last year in a fight.

 

[knight713]

As for rps, I do have a few ideas. One idea is a game set in the world of Fable II, but shaped differently, a Jeff-verse. The main characters could be descendants of ancient dragons, and their dormant powers are activated when a thief discovers a secret temple and raids it, accidentally pushing a lever or knocking over a statue or doing something that starts a chain of events that leads to the temple releasing the Seals of Dragon Magic or something of that nature. Maybe the thief steals the Black Starwraith, which he thinks is just a valuable black orb, but in reality it is evil, hiding the power of some great ancient dark lord. Maybe the act of removing the orb from its resting place sends out a signal to reawaken the dragons or something.
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to add to this for a story line is that the theif stills the orb and after sometime the evil inside the orb takes over his mind. he summons those who are loyal to him after he breaks there seals. a high priestess senses this and gose on a journy to find the decendents of the ancient dragons. at the same time the dark lord/thief is sending people out to kill all the decendents of the ancient dragons or make them join him.

 

[The Jeffinator]

Yay! I finally have my laptop. As soon as I get net set up at my apartment, we'll be back in business!

 

[dragonrazor]

get a Vantec laptop cooler. I recommend the 40 dollar one with the port replicator built in. they work beautifully.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Know what else works beautifully?

My coffee maker.

 

[NiteCrowe]

......

I now have a Mohawk.

......

That is all