The Lechery Thread

[rosco rathbone]

towards a definition of lechery

In my toy universe, there must needs be a beauty and the beast aspect in order to call it lechery. Thus SC's story is just "cute girl on girl lovesexy".

If this were a sleepy town south of the border with burros and sunlight, I would be the old man known only as "El Lechero"*.




*Spanish for "The Lecher"


Hold it right there, old buddy. Don't move. But he did. He caught up the bib of his overalls in both hands and turned to run. The voice called out again. He had the straps clenched in his fist, making for the field's edge. The train bawled out twice in the darkness. Now beg God's mercy, lecher. Unnatural. Finger coiled, blind sight, a shadow. Smooth choked oiled pipe pointing judgement and guilt. Done in a burst of flame. Could I call back that skeltering lead.--Cormac McCarthy Suttree

 

[TaintedB]

Originally posted by rosco rathbone
ZZ Top "La Grange", naturally. for that sinister, lecherous chuckle.

The ZZ's sound almost cocky about it.

Yes, LaGrange is great. On some muddy stereo systems or radio broadcasts where it's hard to make out the words, "Heaven, Hell, or Houston" sounds awfully lecherous--as well as sinister. Right after the word "D.T.'s" where the voice gets inarticulate.

What else? It's hard to find these sorts of songs.

"Chickaboom" / Daddy Dewdrop - I give them an E for effort.

"Pojama People" / Zappa - This song has one moment, where the voice, although clearly satirical, does lech:

"They got flannel up and down 'em, a little trapdoor back around 'em, some cozy little (lip smacking sound) footies on their minds."

 

[rosco rathbone]

There's something leering and lecherous about Zappa. Definite beastly factor with that big nose, mustache and straggly hair.

His peer and benefactee, Captain Beefheart, made an entire career out of that lecherous-old-man-blues thing, in style, sound and appearance. Cheeck out the songs Crazy Little Thing and Long-Necked Bottles for grinding sleaze that makes ZZ Top sound like choirboys at a church-picnic singalong.

 

[TaintedB]

Originally posted by rosco rathbone
Cheeck out the songs Crazy Little Thing and Long-Necked Bottles for grinding sleaze that makes ZZ Top sound like choirboys at a church-picnic singalong.

Wow. I haven't thought about Captain Beefheart in years, maybe decades. I'll check out those songs posthaste, I am unfamiliar with them.

edit: My filesharer of choice isn't coughing up those particular songs. I'll have to wait till later tonight when there's more people on. Beefheart certainly has some interesting song titles:

Willie the Pimp
China Pig
Old Fart at Play
Grown So Ugly
Ah Feel Like Ahcid
Lick my decals off baby
Nowadays a Womans Gotta Hit a Man
Doctor Dark
Bosa Nova Pervertamento (done with Zappa, heh)
Veterans Day Poppy
Alice in Blunderland
Blue Eyed Beans From Venus
Man with the Woman Head
Low Yo Yo Stuff

Here's my personal favorite so far:

Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey On my Knee

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Female Lecherous Tones in Music: Blondie's classic "One Way or Another." She was certainly no beast, though.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Took my own advice and had a bit of a Beefheart fest this day. Hoo boy. "...girl, if you too young, you gonna be the ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuin of me ..."

You have to hear his voice when he sings that: 200 proof, 24-karat, 25-year aged-in-the-cask private stock deadly lechery.

 

[TaintedB]

Originally posted by rosco rathbone
Took my own advice and had a bit of a Beefheart fest this day. Hoo boy. "...girl, if you too young, you gonna be the ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuin of me ..."

You have to hear his voice when he sings that: 200 proof, 24-karat, 25-year aged-in-the-cask private stock deadly lechery.

I haven't been able to get the songs you recommended, but I downloaded a lot of other Beefharts today. I like everything I've heard...well, maybe with the exception of Spitball Scalped a Baby.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Beefheart.

 

[TaintedB]

Originally posted by rosco rathbone
Beefheart.

Doh! Kaaza doesn't like my spelling either.

 

[Peregrinator]

Morrison?

The guy "leched" his own mother in ...was it Riders On The Storm?

Hot For Teacher? Or how about Dave in that bit about "I like the way the line runs up your leg...no, no, no; don't take 'em off; leave 'em on...)

 

[TaintedB]

I will have to relisten to Riders on the Storm. Didn't know that's what it was about.

David Lee Roth, lol, yeah! He perfected the lecherous _scream_ in that song. I wish I could scream like that out of the blue, I could really scare certain people who think of me as calm and sedate.

Been trying to think of other songs all day, but drawn a big zero. But I know they're out there. :/

--Taint

 

[rosco rathbone]

DLR was a lecher, no kvestion.


A good bit of lechery went on last night. My partner picked me up in his Crown Vic with no hubcaps, looking like 70s tough-guy Jesus or Serpico with long hair, scruffy beard, denim from head to toe and cowboy boots. We cruised around the area pretending to be undercover cops and sampling the wares of all the local drinking establishments.

Finally we washed ashore in one of those places of hospitality which doth fly the flag of Eire; and there beneath the sign of the shamrock we spent the evening slouched in the corner watching a horde of bubble-butted young blondies, who all seemed to have those flouncy pleated skirts that barely cover the ass cheeks; as they alternated between singing along with the Hits of the 80s and disappearing into the lavatory to snort cocaine.

We wiped the drool from our grizzled chops and took turn about fortifying each other with rounds of strong drink. Talk turned to feats of penising past, and lost loves never to return. All in all, a night of lechery most foul.

 

[Richard49]

some people can only pretent
they have no real life
cause if they did
someone would pull off thier head and shit down thier vical cords

I know that for womw the only real life they have is here
where they can show off and hurt people

 

[rosco rathbone]

some people can only pretent
they have no real life
cause if they did
someone would pull off thier head and shit down thier vical cords

I know that for womw the only real life they have is here
where they can show off and hurt people

Your PM box is full, Richard.

 

[Richard49]

Your PM box is full, Richard.

nope
if you could read
no wait
if you read everingthing you claim you do
instead of showing your ass

you would know it is broken
and i keep it that way
so that assholes can not PM me

now ya know where I live
just show up
or
shut up

you have been called out

 

[rosco rathbone]

nope
ifyou could read
no wait
if you read everingthing you claim you do
instead of showing your ass

you would know it is broken
and i keep it that way
so that assholes can not PM me

now ya know where I live
just show up
or
shut up

you have been called out

*chuckle*

Take some soothing herbs and have a nap, Richard. If you have a stroke; I am going to feel like shitheel.

 

[Richard49]

*chuckle*

Take some soothing herbs and have a nap, Richard. If you have a stroke; I am going to feel like shitheel.

so as usual
you take the cowards way out

why does that not surprise me

school yard bullies
never can handle the call out

maybe you can speel and type
and I can not
'but I have more brain cells in my cock
than you have in your brain

and more courage
courage that has been proven
in combat and on the street
than you will ever even lie about that you have

so again Mr Bully

my location is clear here
come on out
or shut the fuck up

 

[rosco rathbone]

maybe you can speel and type
and I can not

Aha! You DO have a sense of humor!

 

[Richard49]

Aha! You DO have a sense of humor!

not when it comes to ou and those like you

you are cowards, lairs and wannbees
that give this lifestyle a bad name
at best your sensualist

IMHO you are oxygen thiefs


now you have been called out
are you going to let everone see what a coward and lair you
and your are?

 

[TaintedB]

BAH! Enough of this thread hijacking for the purpose of pursuing petty quarrels, and back to the hot lechery!

Guess I'm as responsible as anybody for keeping this thread on track, but I don't do a lot of leching these days so have nothing of interest to report. I can ask continue to post songs, I guess, if I can find any more, and maybe also questions of the people who do lech.

Rosco, your tale of your night's exploits was entertaining as anything I've read of yours and also, contrary to what yon local thread mudslinger thinks, has the strong ring of truth to it, but I don't completely understand the disconnect of leching to acting. I don't go much to bars anymore but when I did, what I observed was men of all ages leched and then acted--tried to pick up or at least flirt with one of the objects of their lechery. Of course, there's plenty of times when you don't want to do that, you just want to hang with your buddies and enjoy their company as you watch the scenery, but I get the sense from your story that not picking up women is par for the course for you.

Am I right about that? If so, I'd like to know if it is ever a frustrating experience? Do you at least bother to flirt a little bit or do you ever want to? I don't know about you, but from your description, your friend sounds like he'd have no trouble picking up women, and you certainly don't strike me as the shy type. You know, I imagine if you two were to tag-team a single woman, she'd feel like she'd died and gone to heaven with two guys after her ass--I mean, clearly not competing with each other but with the intention of sharing her. Of course, not everybody likes to tag-team, but it is a strategy that would work if you felt the women weren't paying enough enough attention to either of you singlely.

So what, if anything, stops people like you or your friend from carrying leching on to its (apparent) natural physical conclusion? Or was this outing you described an exception to your normal bar behavior? Anyone else who regularly bar-leches is welcome to answer this as well!

--Taint

 

[Richard49]

Rosco, your tale of your night's exploits was entertaining as anything I've read of yours and also, contrary to what yon local thread mudslinger thinks, has the strong ring of truth to it, but I don't completely understand the disconnect of leching to acting.
--Taint

let's see
person with 60 posts
no idea of history
calls me names

hey dud

if you got more balls than rosco

I call you out also

I may be dying
but I can still handle more than my shareof whimps
and two celled animals


here's some adive newbee

don't pas judegment
till you know the story
and do not offer advice unless asked for

oops
I guess I just broke my last pieace of advice

So what will it be you two school yard bullies
you going to show up in my yard
so we can settle this
or
continue to show your ass
and your cowardness

 

[rosco rathbone]

BAH! Enough of this thread hijacking for the purpose of pursuing petty quarrels, and back to the hot lechery!

Guess I'm as responsible as anybody for keeping this thread on track, but I don't do a lot of leching these days so have nothing of interest to report. I can ask continue to post songs, I guess, if I can find any more, and maybe also questions of the people who do lech.

Rosco, your tale of your night's exploits was entertaining as anything I've read of yours and also, contrary to what yon local thread mudslinger thinks, has the strong ring of truth to it, but I don't completely understand the disconnect of leching to acting. I don't go much to bars anymore but when I did, what I observed was men of all ages leched and then acted--tried to pick up or at least flirt with one of the objects of their lechery. Of course, there's plenty of times when you don't want to do that, you just want to hang with your buddies and enjoy their company as you watch the scenery, but I get the sense from your story that not picking up women is par for the course for you.

Am I right about that? If so, I'd like to know if it is ever a frustrating experience? Do you at least bother to flirt a little bit or do you ever want to? I don't know about you, but from your description, your friend sounds like he'd have no trouble picking up women, and you certainly don't strike me as the shy type. You know, I imagine if you two were to tag-team a single woman, she'd feel like she'd died and gone to heaven with two guys after her ass--I mean, clearly not competing with each other but with the intention of sharing her. Of course, not everybody likes to tag-team, but it is a strategy that would work if you felt the women weren't paying enough enough attention to either of you singlely.

So what, if anything, stops people like you or your friend from carrying leching on to its (apparent) natural physical conclusion? Or was this outing you described an exception to your normal bar behavior? Anyone else who regularly bar-leches is welcome to answer this as well!

--Taint

I've never picked up a woman in a bar in my life. I'd have no idea how to go about it. Perhaps that is where some of my sexual venom springs from; as I've always despised females, a little bit, for looking so enticing yet being out of reach. My friend is somewha similar. He gets more ass than a bicycle seat, but it just seems to drop into his lap. (To mix the metaphor).

It was just a night for looking and leching.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I've never picked up a woman in a bar in my life. I'd have no idea how to go about it. Perhaps that is where some of my sexual venom springs from; as I've always despised females, a little bit, for looking so enticing yet being out of reach. My friend is somewha similar. He gets more ass than a bicycle seat, but it just seems to drop into his lap. (To mix the metaphor).

It was just a night for looking and leching.

uhmmm uncle rosco just buy her a drink....thats bar-ese for you are interested...the rest will come. OHHHHHHHH and never forget to buy her freind a drink too...you win points that way

 

[TaintedB]

Originally posted by Richard49
let's see
person with 60 posts
no idea of history
calls me names

hey dud

if you got more balls than rosco

I call you out also

I may be dying
but I can still handle more than my shareof whimps
and two celled animals


here's some adive newbee

don't pas judegment
till you know the story
and do not offer advice unless asked for

oops
I guess I just broke my last pieace of advice

So what will it be you two school yard bullies
you going to show up in my yard
so we can settle this
or
continue to show your ass
and your cowardness

Man, you are acting insane. You need to calm down. I have no bone to pick with you other than the very mild fact you messed up and attempted to derail a thread I find interesting, and even then I only mentioned it in passing because I disagreed with your conclusion that Rosco's story about his night out was a lie. (shrug) It has the ring of truth to it, is all. Do you typically categorize everybody who slighty disagrees with you, even people you don't know, as "schoolyard bullies?" I think that if you were to see your behavior done by somebody else, you might label that person as extremely paranoid. You might even see _them_ as the true bully, pulling rank. Newbie bashers, which is what you've just shown yourself to be, are always deeply insecure and immature individuals who can't pick on the "big kids" so they vent their spleen on individuals they imagine to be "weaker" than them. And you call _me_ the bully!

Everybody, including you, once had "only 60" posts to their name. Aside from the fact that a low postcount just might be an indicator of a certain lack of obsessiveness, what does that have to do with what sort of person I am? Would you have liked it if someone with thousands of more posts than you had accused _you_ of being an asshole if you dared to even slighty disgree with their conclusions about something? Since when does talking (or typing) a lot or having a big mouth make one wise? From what I've observed so far, it's main effect seems to be to make a person pompous and imperious. I get the feeling I'm batting my head against a brick wall even with one response to this nonsense, but everybody gets at least one try in my book.

I'm not going to carry this any further. If you want to punch somebody out or one-up them with how knowledgeable you are after acting like a petulant child throwing a tantrum in a perfectly decent thread, at least go find a willing target.

Sheesh,
Taint

 

[TaintedB]

Originally posted by rosco rathbone
I've never picked up a woman in a bar in my life. I'd have no idea how to go about it. Perhaps that is where some of my sexual venom springs from; as I've always despised females, a little bit, for looking so enticing yet being out of reach. My friend is somewha similar. He gets more ass than a bicycle seat, but it just seems to drop into his lap. (To mix the metaphor).

It was just a night for looking and leching.

I always thought the point of looking enticing was so that someone would be encouraged to flirt with you and give it a try. I'm pretty sure that most woman don't go to all that trouble just to be looked at and not touched or spoken to. But I guess it sometimes backfires.

You may not pick up women in bars, but do they ever try to pick up you? Lots of my female friends have been aggressive enough to do that with men they found attractive. Usually all they needed was their girlfriend to give them a word of encouragement (go get 'em!) and off they went to flirt with the guy.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Richard and Roscoe I suggest that you take your fight to it's own thread on the general board, since it don't have much to do with BDSM.