The Life Of A Sex Toy

[SweetErika]

This is definitely why I switched to electric. My Hitachi has lasted for eight and a half years now. If and when it finally dies, it's getting a funeral.

Mine just died after a few months, but I'm sending it back to Vibratex for replacement and getting a Wahl meanwhile. I DID cry the day it went 'POP' though.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I try to buy electric. Batteries are very costly. I'm on my third utilitarian vibe and they lasts about 4-5 years with possibly one rewiring in that time.

My next toy is going to be an Eroscillator.

You want to buy an electric tooth brush?

Doesn't it make you nervous plugging something into wall and then putting it in your wet cooter?

 

[ozraven]

So how long would you expect your purchases to last? Any best or worst stories about the life of one of your toys?

We have bought many, but only 6 or so have really endured, some with much more use than others......

Akasha's favourite type is so hard to get that the last time we saw them I bought three

The first two lasted a couple of weeks each, the third has lasted for nearly 2 years and many many hours....... we through one away, the other i will try and fix, it still vibates, but the skin has come away from the assembly and I ahve been reluctant to just whack any kind of glue on it.

Her anal vibes have both lasted a couple of years, as has the fingertip tickler.

Her next purchase of preference is a glass dildo, I'm tipping it will take awhile to wear that sucker down *grin*





BTW Kiss, I do feel that you should feel obliged to show us some of your product tests

 

[Crimson]

This is definitely why I switched to electric. My Hitachi has lasted for eight and a half years now. If and when it finally dies, it's getting a funeral.

LOL

imagining a tearful backyard gathering as the shoebox is lowered into the ground...

crimson

 

[invisigirl]

The Life of a Sex Toy

I was born in a plastic factory. A clear colored toy by nature they colored me bright pink in the womb. I sat for many months hanging with all the other toys before a young woman finally claimed as her own and gave me my first batteries. My woman, Susie, seemed really excited to have me at first. She was holding me while she was talking on the phone about how smooth and rigid I was. She seemed to really like the fact that I had a little bend to me as well. When she got off the phone she put me in a really dark place. I was a little scared at first, thinking she was mad at me and had put me away. Then she turned me on. Wow! Was I shocked at the buzz they gave me. Then she was moving me back and forth and I was starting to get a little nauseated when suddenly I thought I was drowning. Finally, she took me out in the light again and turned me off and I could tell she was pleased the way she was smiling and cooing and licking me. It kind of tickled.

Susie kept me in her undie drawer which felt pretty nice with all that silk around me and she'd take me out every day. I got to kind of like the buzzing and back and forth stuff but then one day she came home with another toy. I could hear the buzzing and cooing and knew something was up. Then she put this big black monster in the drawer with me. He was rather menacing but I acted nonchallant. I figured it was just a matter of time before she took me out again. She did but she put me in a box under her bed with a whole bunch of other toys. They looked pretty old and dusty. This silver bullet looked like the shine had been rubbed right off of him and there was also a vinyl number that was really shrivelled up and wrinkled.

Well, I've been here ever since and I must admit I'm feeling a bit like an orphan. She did take me out once when she had a boyfriend over but what they did to me was really shitty and I just don't want to go into it. Still, it did give me hope that I would get used again.

*sigh*

 

[Cathleen]

invisigirl !!!!!!! Damn THAT was THE FUNNIEST thing I've read in a long while!!! Thank you...... that was so well done! I can't stop laughing.

 

[Denae]

Re: The Life of a Sex Toy

I was born in a plastic factory. A clear colored toy by nature they colored me bright pink in the womb. I sat for many months hanging with all the other toys before a young woman finally claimed as her own and gave me my first batteries. My woman, Susie, seemed really excited to have me at first. She was holding me while she was talking on the phone about how smooth and rigid I was. She seemed to really like the fact that I had a little bend to me as well. When she got off the phone she put me in a really dark place. I was a little scared at first, thinking she was mad at me and had put me away. Then she turned me on. Wow! Was I shocked at the buzz they gave me. Then she was moving me back and forth and I was starting to get a little nauseated when suddenly I thought I was drowning. Finally, she took me out in the light again and turned me off and I could tell she was pleased the way she was smiling and cooing and licking me. It kind of tickled.

Susie kept me in her undie drawer which felt pretty nice with all that silk around me and she'd take me out every day. I got to kind of like the buzzing and back and forth stuff but then one day she came home with another toy. I could hear the buzzing and cooing and knew something was up. Then she put this big black monster in the drawer with me. He was rather menacing but I acted nonchallant. I figured it was just a matter of time before she took me out again. She did but she put me in a box under her bed with a whole bunch of other toys. They looked pretty old and dusty. This silver bullet looked like the shine had been rubbed right off of him and there was also a vinyl number that was really shrivelled up and wrinkled.

Well, I've been here ever since and I must admit I'm feeling a bit like an orphan. She did take me out once when she had a boyfriend over but what they did to me was really shitty and I just don't want to go into it. Still, it did give me hope that I would get used again.

*sigh*

After reading this, I will put my toys in a regular rotation so no one feels like an orphan.

 

[sweetgirl666]

I found the perfect little toy..but after half a year of very thorough use the plastic started breaking (you rotate it halfway in the middle to turn it on and off).

I found that the more expensive toys did nto break much faster or slower than the cheapo ones.

My little friend is only 10 bucks, but I can only buy it in one store in my hometown..so this christmas when I was back I just bought two