The naughtiest Songs around.

[wicked2bme]

''Fuck like a Beast''

By: W.A.S.P

 

[calender_girl]

Most Louis XIV songs would apply, but I picked Pledge of Allegiance to share with you guys:

Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let's keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes
She likes to tell this boy what to do
Let's keep that between me and you, ok
She said oh come on boy aren't you tired of talking about sex let's have sex sexy
I said little girl what do you really expect
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the united states of me
She says you're such a little bitch

She says head case head case
Turn that thing around
Let's play a game when you hear me make a sound
Just go quite a bit faster
Pretend that I'm gagged and bound
Oh how I love to hear that sound
Milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
Can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept
And you're my best little secret yet

Well, kit kat kit kat kitten you're the kicks
She said let me feel your love
I mean come on make it stick
I'm the best of your little baby chicks
oh you're my sweet tooth sugar fix

tick tock tick tock oh baby forget the clock
You don't have to do a thing
and you know I like your baby talk
Just make sure to close the shades and turn the lock

A milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
But can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept

Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let's keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes
She likes to tell this boy what to do
Let's keep that between me and you, ok?
She said oh come on boy aren't you tired of talking about sex
I said little girl what do you really expect?
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the united states of me
She says you're such a little bitch

 

[infinity706]

Well, it's not really X rated, but it's funny.

"Kick in the Cunt"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI

 

[Ladythunder]

Haven't had time to read all the posts yet, but ACDC Shook me all night long if no one's mentioned it

a few I am currently hung up on (lol)

Boom Boom Boom Theouthere Brothers

if i cannot sleep with you maybe i could have a taste
put your naughty on my tongue and ur booty on my face
(x2)

Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh...
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh...
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh...
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)

(wayoh) 5x

(repeat 2 times)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)

Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't cum until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your niney on my tongue
And your booty on my face

Ow, I came to make you shake it
Till you break it
Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over
Grab your shoulder
Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-a
Get you wet-a
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the lights then lock the room
Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom

I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)

Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't come until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your niney on my tongue
And your booty on my face

Geronimo
Look out below
Here comes the Brother with the offbeat flow
I just fell from the mothership
Outhere Brothers 'bout to rip it on another tip, slip
Don't trip, check out how i do it
Malik is in the house I turn your body into fluid
As i come from the depths of Doom
i snap back at you ow! with the boom

(repeat 2 times)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)

Let me hear you say wayoh
Let me hear you say wayoh
Let, let, let me hear you say wayoh
Let me hear you say
Let, let, let me hear you say wayoh

Ow, I came to make you shake it
Till you break it
Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over
Grab your shoulder
Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-a
Get you wet-a
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the lights then lock the room
Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom

(repeat 2 times)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayoh (wayoh)
I say boom boom boom muthafucka say wayoh (wayoh)

or

Wiggle Wiggle Theouthere Brothers

Yeah,
It's the outhere brothers
Coming back at yo ass for tha 9 4
For all ya motherfuckers that didn't know
We comin' back rudeless Roy Crazy
Ya know wha i'm sayin' ?
BIAAAAAAATCH!!!!

Don't stop movin' baby
ooh that booty
Drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle (5x)

Energy! (8x)

Put yo ass on my face
I love the way your pussy tastes
Girl you know you are the one
Take that ass and make me come (2x)

Don't stop movin' baby
ooh that booty
Drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle

Girl you've got to suck my dick
And you've got to suck it quick (2x)

Energy! (8x)

Put yo ass on my face
I love the way your pussy tastes
Girl you know you are the one
Take that ass and make me come (2x)

Don't stop movin' baby
ooh that booty
Drive me crazy
Wiggle wiggle
Wiggle wiggle

Energy! (8x)

BIAAAAATCH!!!

Or

 

[Jack_Samuel]

hahah how about jack black aka Tenacious D ~ Fuck her gently.

And just about anything by Blink 182

 

[Saiyaman]

And so I push this topic back up again.

As was mentioned before a lot of eighties Metal bands made it quite obvious that the opposite gender was the main part of their inspiration behind songs.

Such as Motley Crue's "Hell on high heels" it's not their best known song, "Girls, girls, girls" would have been the more obvious one but "Hell on high heels" is more about the kind of women you should avoid but just can't help being attracted to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAeEswq47n0

Bashful Betty such a bondage brat
Dressed in latex and coated in sewer rats
A serpents tounge, calculating mind
Gets top dollar for the hip shake divine

Look to the sky
There's no rain in sight
Better wear your rubber boys
If Betty is your date tonight

My honey, it's how ya makin' money
Boys call ya
Hell on high heels
My baby, the way you walk it talk it
Town calls ya
Hell on high heels

Sexy suki little geisha girl
Giving every samurai a twirl
An HIV, VIP
Backseat panties down around her knees

She ain't got no money
Can't pay her rent
It's a sunny day now baby
Every night on her back that's spent

My honey, it's how ya makin' money
Boys call ya
Hell on high heels

My baby, the way you walk it talk it
Town calls ya
Hell on high heels
Wow!

My honey, it's how ya makin' money
Boys call ya
Hell on high heels

My baby, the way you walk it talk it
(walk it, talk it)
Town calls ya
(Hell on high, high, high heels)

Oh baby nice shoes.


Leave it to Guns N Roses to come up with racy songs and none more than "Pretty tied up" as Axl Rose introes the song by saying "The pearls of Rock N Roll decadence." although ironically at a time when hairmetal and the hedonistic lifestyle that came with that scene was dying out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFbujpjmTzs

I know this chick she lives down on Melrose
She ain't satisfied without some pain
Friday night is goin' up inside her...again
Well crack the whip
'Cause that bitch is just insane
I'm serious

She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up
An you can ride her
She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
I can't tell you she's the right one
Oh no,oh no,oh no

Once there was this rock n' roll band rollin' on the streets
Time went by and it became a joke
We just needed more and more fulfilling- Uh-huh
Time went by and it all went up in smoke
But check it out

She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up
An you can ride her
She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
Ohh I can't tell you she's the
right one
Oh no,oh no,oh no

Once you made that money it costs more now
It might cost a lot more than you'd think
I just found a million dollars
That someone forgot
It's days like this that push me o'er the brinks
Cool and stressing

She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
She's pretty tied up
An you can ride her
She's pretty tied up
Hangin' upside down
And I can't tell you she's the
right one
Oh she's the right one...[etc.]

(But I can tell you a thing or two
'Bout somethin' else
If you really wanna know-Know what
I'm sayin')


Now it's not just skinny hard body girls that are saluted in hairmetal songs, often it's the wallflowers and the packing a few extra girls that get songs dedicated to them. Such as on Poison's "Unskinny bop"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCM4kvDEiRA

Ooh what's got you so jumpy?
And why can't you sit still, yeah?
Like gasoline you wanna pump me
Oh then leave me when you get your fill, yeah

Every time I touch you, you get hot
I wanna make love you never stop
Come up for air, move into the floor
What's been goin' on in that head?

Unskinny bop
Blows me away, sing it
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop, bop
All night n' day, do it
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop bop bop bop
She just loves to play
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop nothin' more to say, come on

You look at me so funny
Love bite got you acting oh so strange
She's got too many bees in honey
Am I just another world peeling in ah? Check out

Every time I touch you, you get hot
I wanna make love, you never stop
Come up for air put me to the floor
What's been going on in that head?

Unskinny bop
Blows me away, sing it
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop bop
All night n' day, do it
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop
She just loves to play
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop nothin' more to say

You're sayin' my love won't do yeah
But that ain't love written on your face
Well honey I can see right through yeah
Yeah who's on who at the end of the race

What's right?
What's wrong?
What's left?
What the hell is going on?
Oh let's sing it

Unskinny bop
Blows me away, do it
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop, bop
All night n' day, hit it
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop
She just love to play yeah
(Ooh ooh)
No faith from (Incomprehensible)

Unskinny bop
No good, no good, no fucking good
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop, bop
All night n' day, do it
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop
Oh no good, no good, good, no good
(Ooh ooh)
Unskinny bop nothin' more to say, kick it
Check it!

Say songs about sex and Kiss comes to mind, even stronger, they might have well been the band that laid the blue print for hair metal. When Kiss dropped the face paint in 1984 they fit right into the hairmetal scene as the title song from their "Lick it up" album clearly shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg&ob=av2e

Dont wanna wait til you know me better
Lets just be glad for the time together
Lifes such a treat and its time you taste it
There aint a reason on earth to waste it
It aint a crime to be good to yourself

Lick it up, lick it up, its only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

Dont need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like youre on vacation
Theres something sweet you cant buy with money - lick it up, lick it up
Its all you need, so believe me honey
It aint a crime to be good to yourelf

Lick it up, lick it up, its only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

Come on - its only right now (its only right now)
Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah

And to close it all off, here again is a song about the kind of women who have more, more of everything. AC/DC's "Whole lotta Rosie"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kmLmjz_cFs

Wanna tell you a story
'Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
Oh she steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six
You could say she's got it all

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stone

You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman

Oh honey you can do it
Do it to me all night long
Only one to turn
Only one to turn me on
All through the night time
And right around the clock
To my surprise
Rosie never stops

You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta woman

 

[duke1421115]

I couldn't miss this thread! Here's one my ex really used to like...

Pink - Fingers

(Mm)
I’m alone now
Staring at the ceiling (ah, ah)
I’m kinda bored now
I can’t sleep (can't sleep, ah, ah)

And you only can't make my life complete (ah, ah, ah ay)
and when you come you slip into a dream (ah, ah, ah ay)

When it’s late at night and you’re fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record, I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
(Ah, mm)

(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I’m starving (ah)
For some attention
I’m begging, pleading, bleeding
For a suggestion (ah, ah, ah, ah)

I bite my tongue because I wanna scream (ah, ah, ah ay)
I’m almost there then you turn and look at me (ah, ah, ah ay)

When it’s late at night and you’re fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
(I let my fingers do the walking)

Rewind and you will see (you will see)
Why in the morning I’m happy (I’m happy)
Right there on the TV screen (on the TV)
¡ME VENGO, ME VENGO!

(Ah, ah, ah, ah)
I’m restless
You need some caffeine [laughs]
I'm wasted
If you could only see (only see)

'Cause I need more than you are gonna give (ah, ah, ah ay)

When it’s late at night and you’re fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking (ahhhh!)
I press record I become a fiend
And no-one else is watching (no, no, no-one)

When it’s late at night and you’re fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking (I let my fingers do the walking)
I press record, I become a fiend
And no-one else is watching (no-one else is watching)
(I let my fingers do the walking)
I let my fingers do the walking (ah, ah, ah, ah)
(Ah, ah... ah... ah)

 

[blade_rocknut]

Not exactly erotic, but plenty nasty: pretty much anything off David allen Coe's x-rated albums.....
Don't bite the dick
Cum Stains on the pillow
Little Susie Shallow Throat

and on and on...Not for the faint of heart

 

[UltimateSwitch]

Ok i got one, The Decemberists A Cautionary song I suppose its not technically explicit...but I mean...

There's a place your mother goes when everybody else is soundly sleeping
Through the lights of beacon street
And if you listen you can hear her weeping,
She's weeping, cause the gentlemen are calling
And the snow is softly falling on her petticoats.
And she's standing in the harbour
And she's waiting for the sailors in the jolly boat.
See how they approach

With dirty hands and trousers torn they grapple 'til she's safe within their keeping
A gag is placed between her lips to keep her sorry tongue from any speaking, or screaming
And they row her out to packets where the sailor's sorry racket calls for maidenhead
And she's scarce above the gunwales when her clothes fall to a bundle and she's laid in bed on the upper deck

And so she goes from ship to ship, her ankles clasped, her arms so rudely pinioned
'Til at last she's satisfied the lot of the marina's teeming minions, and their opinions

And they tell her not to say a thing to cousin, kindred, kith or kin or she'll end up dead
And they throw her thirty dollars and return her to the harbour where she goes to bed, and this is how your fed

So be kind to your mother, though she may seem an awful bother, and the next time she tries to feed you collard greens,
Remember what she does when you're asleep

 

[viper2000]

Rude boy Rhianna.

 

[Saiyaman]

Legendary Jazz and Blues singer Dinah Washington has a very naughty song back in the day, called "Long John Blues"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOwgkMmlUc

I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Yes I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Long John they call him, and he answers every call

Well I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
Yes I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'

He said "when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine"
He said, "Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine
Cause ev'ry woman just can't stand the pain"

He took out his trusted drill
And he told me to open wide
He said he wouldn't hurt me
But he'd fill my hole inside
Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch
You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much

When he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten"
Yes when he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten
Six months from now, come back and see me again"

Say you're supposed to see your dentist
'Bout twice a year, that's right
But I think I feel it bobbin'
Yes I'll go back there tonight
Long John, Long John, don't ever move away
Say I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day.


It doesn't take a genius to see what this song is really about...

 

[Scotsman69]

Robert Burns' 'Merry Muses of Caledonia' was published about 200 years ago, and there have been many recordings of the explicitly erotic songs Burns wrote and collected, by recent Scots folk artists.

There's nothing new under the sun!

 

[littlebabyclit]

Glad this thread was resurrected. I learned some wonderfully naughty songs in here. Wow, YouTube here I come.

It's not exactly a lengthy, naughty song and even though the lyrics are few and simple, I've always found I Want You (She's So Heavy) by The Beatles to be an erotic song...the increasingly urgent repetition of the basic sentiment of the lyrics and the thick, heavy, pounding sound of the music works in combination for me.

Gotta think now of some more songs to contribute here...nothing coming to mind immediately but I'll be back...

 

[LadyJeanne]

Caress Me Down - Sublime

and it went - uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound- it went uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound

 

[miaction69]

take it off...kiss

wave your panties in the air lick your lips and shake your hair ah hah...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VinF3bP7HM

 

[NomadLady]

Clarence Carter - Strokin'


Strokin'

When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

Blues artist Stacy Mitchhart does a version of this that is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!
He also has "The Monkey Song" which is about shaving your monkey...LOL

 

[Ravenwind]

Ich tu' dir weh - Rammstein.

Nur für mich bist du am Leben (You're only alive for me)
Ich steck dir Orden ins Gesicht (I stick medals in your face)
Du bist mir ganz und gar ergeben (You are entirely devoted to me)
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb' dich nicht (You love me because I don't love you)

Du blutest für mein Seelenheil (You bleed for my salvation)
Ein kleiner Schnitt und du wirst geil (A small cut and you're horny)
Der Körper - schon total entstellt (The body - already totally distorted)
Egal, erlaubt ist, was gefällt (Doesn't matter, whatever pleases is allowed)

Ich tu' dir weh. (I hurt you)
Tut mir nicht Leid! (I'm not sorry)
Das tut dir gut. (It does you good)
Hör wie es schreit! (Hear how it screams)

Bei dir habe ich die Wahl der Qual (With you, I have the choice of torment)
Stacheldraht im Harnkanal (Barbed wire in urethral tract)
Leg dein Fleisch in Salz und Eiter (Lay your flesh in salt and pus)
Erst stirbst du doch dann lebst du weiter (First you die but then you live on)

Bisse, Tritte, harte Schläge (Bites, kicks, hard punches)
Nadel, Zangen, stumpfe Säge (Needle, pliers, blunted saw)
Wünsch' dir was, ich sag nicht nein (Whatever you want, I won't say no)
Und führ' dir Nagetiere ein (And put rodents in you)

Ich tu' dir weh. (I hurt you)
Tut mir nicht Leid! (I'm not sorry)
Das tut dir gut. (It does you good)
Hör wie es schreit! (Hear how it screams)

Ich tu' dir weh. (I hurt you)
Tut mir nicht Leid! (I'm not sorry)
Das tut dir gut. (It does you good)
Hör wie es schreit! (Hear how it screams)

Du bist das Schiff, ich der Kapitän (You are the ship, I'm the captain)
Wohin soll denn die Reise geh'n? (Where shall this journey go?)
Ich seh' im Spiegel dein Gesicht (I see your face in the mirror)
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb' dich nicht (You love me because I don't love you)

Ich tu' dir weh. (I hurt you)
Tut mir nicht Leid! (I'm not sorry)
Das tut dir gut. (It does you good)
Hör wie es schreit! (Hear how it screams)

Ich tu' dir weh. (I hurt you)
Tut mir nicht Leid! (I'm not sorry)
Das tut dir gut. (It does you good)
Hör wie es schreit! (Hear how it screams)

 

[vegetablelamb]

Has anyone said Rev 22:20 by Puscifer, Darling Nikki (either Prince or the Foo Fighters cover), or Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches? I like those.

 

[DarkBee]

Ich tu' dir weh - Rammstein.

Hmm... to me, Rammstein is more like the musical equivalent of SM, which I don't find very naughty or sexy.
They still rock of course, I went to their show last year and it was amazing!

 

[Apryl]

oh my god by pink ft peaches
boner by the secretions
lollipop porn by crazytown

 

[kodos9000]

"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" by Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

 

[DarkBee]

"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" by Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

The Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

 

[Nightbird]

How about the "Hey Mickey" song? Sorry I dont remember who its by

 

[Apryl]

freak bitch .... boondox
queen B .... puscifer
touch myself .... jack of jill (best version i have heard)
FMLYHM .... seether

 

[mark_j]

For your listening pleasure, ignore the stupid visuals at the beginning:

Soul of Desire