The NEW UK Kink Thread

[LucyBee01]

Elle.. have you typed it enough that Beans no longer looks right to you?

And not really beans as such, I bought her a collar and little name tag. I'd hate to call it anything as grandiose as a collaring. It was more an affirmation to her that I mean what I say when I tell her she is mine and I'm not going anywhere!

Wonderful beans!

Meanwhile, my upstairs shower unit attempted to mate with my downstairs kitchen floor and make lots of rubble babies on it's way down so I have been somewhat distracted in trying to sort out the mess. Life does rather get in the way of smuttiness, fait-il pas?

Malich, so glad you guys are having fuuuun! And Lucy - yeah, pole dancing, really, really, really tough. And I nearly knocked out the instructor with one of my legs when they got too close: they had to settle for a big bleeding bruise instead. Turns out Dyspraxia and flailing limbs don't go together too well What are you going to try next?

Why was your shower unit trying to mate with your kitchen floor? Hope it gets sorted soon so you can get back to smuttiness

Hee hee, glad I am not the only one struggling with the pole.
Hmm, next likely to be Bollywood. Although a friend is singing the praises of bellydancing... guess I will have to try them both
(once I have recovered. Seriously achy!!)

 

[thelaughingcat]

2 days...my we're all busy!

Just bought a new fridge freezer - oh my god! I feel properly grown up now. It has a warranty and everything....

 

[LucyBee01]

Yes, laughingcat, I think we must all be busy bees!

I may be around a bit less in November as will be wanting to visit my mother in hospital often. A planned visit but will be v hard on her.

And alas, don't think I will make it to LAM this weekend But is for nice reason in that I get to go to the last NFL game , woot woot!
Will be desperate to get to LAM in December!

Thinking of you all x

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Malich]

Today, like an old man, I threw my back out getting out of my car. At the time I didn't think it was that bad... then at tea time I sat on the floor and it took me 20 minutes to figure out a way to stand back up again! Ho hum!

If it's still bad on Monday I think the time may have come to actually go and see a doc as this keeps happening.

Hope everyone has fun weekend plans?

 

[thelaughingcat]

Oh no Malich! I sense a chiropractor in your near future

 

[StrangeView]

Hi everyone, just a late night pass through while it's quiet. Getting my head around things better now, should be back in circulation soon. Hope you're all ok.

SV xx

 

[thelaughingcat]

Good to hear from you SV *hugs* Been thinking of you

 

[Malich]

So.... This is not my halloween costume. I passed out on the stairs when the back pain kicked in to the point where my body decided the best thing to do was shut down. I woke up on the floor in front of the door about 10 minutes later looking like this.

Joy

I'm fine, nothing they can do for the back. they cleaned me up, closed the wounds and sent me on my way.

I've trashed my glasses though

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Malich]

It's a bit funny

And no, no referal here. But will see my doc next week and see what they can do.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Malich]

A bit perhaps. But I've been keeping her calm too

 

[curiousirish]

So.... This is not my halloween costume. I passed out on the stairs when the back pain kicked in to the point where my body decided the best thing to do was shut down. I woke up on the floor in front of the door about 10 minutes later looking like this.

Joy

I'm fine, nothing they can do for the back. they cleaned me up, closed the wounds and sent me on my way.

I've trashed my glasses though

I do hope they've given you some pain relief to get you through until you see your dr!?? Pain that causes you to pass out isn't going to be a paracetamol case

 

[Mindfondler]

Mindfondler, still ok for you?

Yes! My wife and I are planning to arrive at LAM shortly after 12noon tomorrow. We'll head for Daisy's stand early on, as we want to attend the workshops later in the afternoon. Hopefully there's a good chance of meeting the two of you there.

So.... This is not my halloween costume. I passed out on the stairs when the back pain kicked in to the point where my body decided the best thing to do was shut down. I woke up on the floor in front of the door about 10 minutes later looking like this.

Crikey! I'm so sorry to hear that. I sincerely hope that you get over the shock quickly and start feeling better soon.
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[Sweetdaisymae]

MAL!!!!!
very worried about you hun, this isn't good.
The only pain stuff that has come close on my back has been diclofenec, but if you have something out, that won't help too much.

My osteopath is awesome , I hope you can find someone who can help you asap!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thelaughingcat]

Oh my lord, that is horrific Mal!

I really hope that you get your back sorted...

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I am on the ground floor, to the right opposite the bar as you go in xx

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

It will all depend what the cause of the pain is. Its simply not enough to say nothing can be done with out telling that lovely hunk of a man what it is .

(Malich, is it stressful or ego boosting to have a gaggle of women so concerned?)

Malaysia knows exactly what happens when he gets me worried!

 

[Mindfondler]

Yes, meet at Daisy's and then grab a drink?

Sounds like a plan!

I am on the ground floor, to the right opposite the bar as you go in xx

Roger that! (I mean, as in air force banter)

I sent mindfondler a rough description of us, but have no idea who we will be looking out for

Received and replied to.

(Malich, is it stressful or ego boosting to have a gaggle of women so concerned?)

I'd like to point out that I'm concerned too, and I'm not a woman (although I might sometimes still be found in a gaggle).
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[Malich]

A little from column a, a little from column b. I'm at my parents for a few days while i recover a bit so i am well looked after

But thank you all. I'm a bit stiff and sore atm but functional!

 

[Belle_SS]

*dies a little inside* please be careful

Hi everyone! This is Belle, nice to meet you all Hope to see some of you at LAM today!