The other poetry tag thread.

[Quoll]

I met a hot couple from Dunn.........

 

[Etaski]

The Wife was a former Nun...

 

[Quoll]

The Wife was a former Nun...

But she had discarded her habit
and developed a talent

 

[Etaski]

For riding her man into the sun....
...set.

Damn.

 

[Etaski]

I think I limericked myself into a corner...

 

[Quoll]

I think I limericked myself into a corner...

Quoted our newest purveyor of porn...er

 

[Etaski]

Who laughed without care
and fell off her chair...

 

[Etaski]

(Let HIM try to rhyme "corner")....

 

[Quoll]

Who laughed without care
and fell off her chair...

With her legs in the air
and her bottom so bare
her dress it did adorn her.








(Let HIM try to rhyme "corner")....

Back at ya

 

[Etaski]

Well done!
Should've been so easy....

There once was a Sailor from Gnu...

 

[Quoll]

Well done!
Should've been so easy....

There once was a Sailor from Gnu...

In the crows nest
He did like to screw
But one cold winter
He slipped and got a splinter

 

[Etaski]

Now his mast never gets its view!

 

[Quoll]

LOL

There once was a plumber..

 

[Etaski]

Oh, too easy...

There once was a plumber
who dearly loved his Hummer
He blew her kisses from afar

Then this old plumber
He sure was a cummer!
With a hose he was on par

He found out one summer
It truly was a bummer
A Hummer was more than a car!