The Person Below Me Game

[Broken_paladin]

What, you're genuinely missing out. It's so comfortable and convenient to sleep naked, and what do you mean you can't battle off intruders with your junk all wild and free? If I'm breaking into someone's house and I see a naked man charging at me, roaring at the top of his lungs, that's scary af

Fuck, does this mean I'm bored? Maybe.

TPBM wants to be naked right now.

I want to be naked if there is banging going on lol.. but for all other purposes I need to be dressed and ready. Nothing against nudity, especially women. But I prefer to be the sheepdog guarding the gate rather than the naked flock member.

TPBM has had to much coffee this morning

 

[NakedNymph]

I want to be naked if there is banging going on lol.. but for all other purposes I need to be dressed and ready. Nothing against nudity, especially women. But I prefer to be the sheepdog guarding the gate rather than the naked flock member.

TPBM has had to much coffee this morning

Hey, sheep are some of the least naked animals out there most of the time. And honestly, unless you're wearing like body armor, what's a shirt and pants gonna do?

Not much of a coffee-drinker myself.

TPBM didn't have coffee this morning

 

[Broken_paladin]

Hey, sheep are some of the least naked animals out there most of the time. And honestly, unless you're wearing like body armor, what's a shirt and pants gonna do?

Not much of a coffee-drinker myself.

TPBM didn't have coffee this morning

You ever brawled in a parking lot naked? Shirts, pants and shoes will go a long way if youre rolling around in the rocks. And sheep are naked, just hairy. And apparently I have had way to much coffee

TPBM likes to be on top

 

[NakedNymph]

You ever brawled in a parking lot naked? Shirts, pants and shoes will go a long way if youre rolling around in the rocks. And sheep are naked, just hairy.

Never brawled naked on the rocks but they're are a huge pain for exhibitionists too But if you're, like, in your home, I think it's not as big of a deal, I can roll around the floor naked all I want

I do like being on top

TPBM likes to be on bottom

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Never brawled naked on the rocks but they're are a huge pain for exhibitionists too But if you're, like, in your home, I think it's not as big of a deal, I can roll around the floor naked all I want

I do like being on top

TPBM likes to be on bottom

I do! I love watching!

TPBM likes to use mirrors.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I do! I love watching!

TPBM likes to use mirrors.

Essential in trimming my beard, indeed. Other purposes exist, I'm told.

TPBM likes twisting words.

 

[fire_breeze]

Essential in trimming my beard, indeed. Other purposes exist, I'm told.

TPBM likes twisting words.

That would be just too convoluted

TPBM has a busy weekend planned.

 

[AdriaRook]

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TPBM has an unfortunate love of ketchup.

 

[LadyElsbeth]

Not accurate, I don't mind it but definitely don't love it

TPBM will celebrate New Year's Eve wrapped in someone's arms

 

[bi11ionaire]

Not accurate, I don't mind it but definitely don't love it

TPBM will celebrate New Year's Eve wrapped in someone's arms

Unlikely, I'll admit.

TPBM uses dental floss religiously.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Unlikely, I'll admit.

TPBM uses dental floss religiously.

Correct. I'm terrified of the dentist.

TPBM is fairly happy with life as it is.

 

[WerdNerd]

Correct. I'm terrified of the dentist.

TPBM is fairly happy with life as it is.

I am.

TPBM is fairly happy with their sex life as it is.

 

[fire_breeze]

I don't parse my life

TPBM is not a fan of the snow.

 

[Coranhorn]

I don't parse my life

TPBM is not a fan of the snow.

False, love it.

Tpbm loves the warm weather of summer

 

[fire_breeze]

False, love it.

Tpbm loves the warm weather of summer

The warmer, the better!

TPBM typically has low-keyed weekends

 

[Coranhorn]

The warmer, the better!

TPBM typically has low-keyed weekends

Absolutely. I'm pretty low key

Tpbm loves the thrill of the chase

 

[fire_breeze]

Absolutely. I'm pretty low key

Tpbm loves the thrill of the chase

Being the klutz that I am, any chase ends after I take the first step

TBPM has a green thumb

 

[Coranhorn]

I mean, I suppose, though I rarely try

Tpbm hates cilantro

 

[fire_breeze]

I mean, I suppose, though I rarely try

Tpbm hates cilantro

Meh. I don't have the gene, but could take it or leave it.

TPBM plans everything to the last detail

 

[Coranhorn]

Hardly. A bit of planning or none at all

Tpbm is ocd

 

[fire_breeze]

Hardly. A bit of planning or none at all

Tpbm is ocd

Or CDO?

TPBM will be taking a trip in the next few months.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Or CDO?

TPBM will be taking a trip in the next few months.

True.

TPBM wishes they had gone farther in school.

 

[lanceGibs]

True.

TPBM wish they were dreamt about during the later part of the day as well.

 

[Photog1rl]

True and NZ counts as exotic.

TPBM loves to meet new people.

 

[NastyNyx]

Sometimes. Sometimes I'm a hermit.

TPBM is artistic and creative.