dawn_of_night
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I've never resonated more with a response that included a shop vac....Sounds like my hypothetical cock will be fucking a vacuum.
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I've never resonated more with a response that included a shop vac....Sounds like my hypothetical cock will be fucking a vacuum.
You guys are so cute when you flirt.If this is just a way to get me to stick my dick in a vacuum again and film it, youβll probably get your wish. I see your game.
No one questions my vacuum fucking skills and gets away with it.
Exactly.This is why his story doesnβt hold up
Yeah I checked out two pages ago. So you knowβ¦as usual β¦ the thread is off the rails.
not that it was particularly ON the rails in the first place
There are no rails.as usual β¦ the thread is off the rails.
not that it was particularly ON the rails in the first place
There are no rails.
Don't forget to tag @Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPersonAlright... to all the doubters out there, here we go.
Now, a couple of issues with this video that make it different my previous vacuum relationship.
1. This is not the original shop vac I fucked. Unfortunately, this one doesn't have the appeal of the old one. Or should I say "more mature" one.
2. The hose on this vacuum is way too small. It doesn't have a nice dick sized hose. As a result, I could only get a flaccid "just the tip" video. I was afraid it was going to get stuck as it got harder, which happened almost immediately. I was genuinely concerned it would get stuck, so I had to be quick about it.
3. I had to use lube (not WD-40) to even make this happen. I didn't do that with the old vac. I tried talking dirty, but it still needed lube.
4. I did not cum.
This is obviously a million times better than the butter churner.
In case you're really dumb, this link is NSFW.
https://www.***********/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0
1) that was just the tipAlright... to all the doubters out there, here we go.
Now, a couple of issues with this video that make it different my previous vacuum relationship.
1. This is not the original shop vac I fucked. Unfortunately, this one doesn't have the appeal of the old one. Or should I say "more mature" one.
2. The hose on this vacuum is way too small. It doesn't have a nice dick sized hose. As a result, I could only get a flaccid "just the tip" video. I was afraid it was going to get stuck as it got harder, which happened almost immediately. I was genuinely concerned it would get stuck, so I had to be quick about it.
3. I had to use lube (not WD-40) to even make this happen. I didn't do that with the old vac. I tried talking dirty, but it still needed lube.
4. I did not cum.
This is obviously a million times better than the butter churner.
In case you're really dumb, this link is NSFW.
https://www.***********/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0
You win the internet. Case closed. Shop vac is the superior choice (unless someone wants to demonstrate the butter churner?)Alright... to all the doubters out there, here we go.
Now, a couple of issues with this video that make it different my previous vacuum relationship.
1. This is not the original shop vac I fucked. Unfortunately, this one doesn't have the appeal of the old one. Or should I say "more mature" one.
2. The hose on this vacuum is way too small. It doesn't have a nice dick sized hose. As a result, I could only get a flaccid "just the tip" video. I was afraid it was going to get stuck as it got harder, which happened almost immediately. I was genuinely concerned it would get stuck, so I had to be quick about it.
3. I had to use lube (not WD-40) to even make this happen. I didn't do that with the old vac. I tried talking dirty, but it still needed lube.
4. I did not cum.
This is obviously a million times better than the butter churner.
In case you're really dumb, this link is NSFW.
https://www.***********/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0
You are a treasure
*waits eagerlyI think I heard @Bry1313 volunteer
1) that was just the tip
2) the fact that you were concerned about a seal on this shows going all in is a terrible idea
3) now that you are my video bitch Iβll have to come up with more tasks for you
4) appreciate the effort and being a part of what makes Lit fun and special
You win the internet. Case closed. Shop vac is the superior choice (unless someone wants to demonstrate the butter churner?)
And... When are you buying the bigger hose attachment?
Rightttt.Unlike some on here, I am not your video bitch
This thread might be peak Lit. Or maybe itβs the absolute bottom of the barrel. Iβm not sure yet.
I'm suspicious
Who here actually thinks pmann would be caught dead in those pants?
This is lit. Dick is everywhere...do you think that anyone else is willing to stick their dick in a vacuum???
They look like fancy prison garb to me...Brooks Brothers Friday Shorts
Also, fuck you for tricking me into looking at your dick.
Unlike some on here, I am not your video bitch
I put my dick in a vacuum once. I have a vagina now.Edited to add: do you think that anyone else is willing to stick their dick in a vacuum???