I think Carlton might have a little more luck this year. I am a Hawthorn supporter who just has undeniable hope we can make the 8 this year.Cool, who do you think will win the AFL flag this year?
Ha ha, sorry you missed the point of my comeback
I don't follow either sports ..... or any sports for that matter!
) but this particular one was staffed by a rather loud receptionist who wasn't one for much discretion. I could clearly hear the discussion between her and the poor client who was trying to keep things on the down-low, being asked to pay ($70 plus $50 for extra services, and you can't pay by credit card for the extra services because this goes to the girl). Since accepting money for illegal sex work is essentially a form of prostitution, you basically only worked as a whore and engaged in criminal activity for 9 plus years. Such a pillar of society........oh yeah, and the seriously slanderous remarks you made about me elsewhere in these forums are LIES.In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.
My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on āthe circuitā (parlour).
Why? Money. If you know what youāre doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.
In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.
In Australia itās not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.
Thereās no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and itās always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $38 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hourās work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.
Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didnāt want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.
It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ā¦ā¦. In full! So, if I got a ālegitā customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.
Itās usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didnāt know that!
Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. Thereās just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. Thatās why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.
If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub
So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? Itās simple ā¦.. hours donāt have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, itās in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.
If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, Iām increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!
The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.
The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.
As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. Theyāre smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but thatās not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.
The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.
Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman ā¦. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.
To women reading this, Iāll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?
The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesnāt happen.
Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40ās, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.
First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.
Second was that if they wanted āreleaseā they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didnāt work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.
Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that itās 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.
By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, heās not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.
To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.
Firstly, donāt always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.
Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobodyās going to judge you, think youāre gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days
Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesnāt work, male or female. Itās not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.
Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if youāre having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!
Hopefully I havenāt inspired a wave of massage aspirants. Itās well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)
Interesting - a previous thread showed your comment extremely positive towards the sex work industry and I quote:
Me too!And who doesn't shower before a massage? I shower right before I do anything that might involve nudity or closeness, including doctor appointments, eye exams, dentists. and haircuts. I'm the best smelling client they get all day.
I had that exact same reaction.
Itās like sandwiches. Sure, I can make my own, but it tastes better when someone else does it.
The venue I worked from didn't have one. A lot of Turkish/Korean baths have them (mostly non-sensual), but the cost of fitting out a standard massage room, to what is essentially a bathroom fully waterproofed would be exorbitant. Plus most premises are leased, not owned.
Table showers are great. Itās nice to have someone wash and dry your body. I especially like my ass scrubbed
Thanks for your two cents, I was curious to what factors led to some places having them some not. Also like you discussed was the turnover factor: the parlor and the massuese make more money if you turn over the clients quicker. I imagine table showers would slow it down. It does appeal to me to get all sudded up and hosed down by someone else.
Turnover would be a massive factor. That's why most parlours steer away from offering showers - anything that keeps a client longer on the venue is bad for business. I recently had a table shower in Istanbul and didn't find it an enjoyable experience as the table was round and made of marble. I kept slipping to the point of having to grip the sides.
That paints a unique picture in my head, lol!
The new parlor that opened near my house offers them. I went it a month or so back to try it as Iāve never had one. It was amazing,very sensual and suggestive from the beginning. She had me stand nude while she prepped the table then had me lay down on my stomach then on my back.
Having read your very specific pointers on going to Happy Ending Massage Parlours, do you have any other suggestions for a man who would is very interested in going for the the first time. I'm setting my expectations very low. My goal is to get a decent message, I get to show a bit of my exhibitionist side and be nude, and if get a hand job great if not oh well...
Enjoy yourself. If the provider puts a towel or sheet over you, innocently pull it off.
Thanks, I'll keep that trick in mind. I know I can pull off the towel, not sure how I can do it innocently. LOL
I also remember theyād ask if I wanted āhard or mediumā pressure,I said āsoftā and they literally took the towel off me and exposed me as they started the very sensual stuff which led to the handjob and extras. Also leaving a preemptive tip out for them to see usually lets them know Iād like extra
Can I suggest you either don't do it 'innocently' or pretend that it's fallen off. Simply ask the question 'am I okay to take the towel off?' or 'am I okay without underpants? Simply doing either without being prompted can get you thrown out!
You're right, honesty is always the way to go, I don't want to make the masseuse uncomfortable. Even if you don't kicked out trust is easy to lose and hard to get back.
