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[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

[SIZE=+4]Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld[/SIZE]

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[michchick98]

... now your french people are all over south florida thinking they're fucking royalty...

Kind of as bad as you thinking you EARN royalties from this site, huh?

 

[scouries]

Well ace I'm pretty happy where I stand on LITEROTICA'S lists. I'm going to guess that our #1 elitist (yes you) isn't quite as happy with his status...

Favoritest Authors on LITEROTICA as chosen by our readers

1.Slickman (2409)
2.Many Feathers (2386)
3.BarondeSade (2185)
4.alwayswantedto (2148)
5.Selena_Kitt (2141)
6.scouries (2135)

Favoritest Stories on LITEROTICA as chosen by our readers

1.Hunted (409)
2.Mom Takes A Ride (365)
3."Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned (341) by scouries
4.Breastfeeding My Brother (325)
5.Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling (317)
6.Katie's Massage (277)
7.My Virgin Sister (275)
8.A Mother and Her Son (271)
9."Daddy?" I Whispered (247) by scouries

Most Votes Recieved List

1. ”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
2. "Ohhh Mommy", I Groaned scouries
3. Service TryAnything I
4. Hindsight rgjohn A
5. Cheerleader TryAnything
6. Thank You Jeannie Ch. 01-06 Wm_Sexspear I
7. Replacing My Cum Bucket Bobby T I
8. Laura's Vineyard ronde M
9. Two Pregnant Moms…and Sis scouries

Most Comments Recieved List

1. ”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
2. ”Mommy”, I Groaned scouries
3. Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
4. When We Were Married Ch 4d DanielQSteele1
5. When We Were Married Ch 2c DanielQSteele1
6. Falling Into Darkness Ch 18 Elianna

Most Read Stories on LITEROTICA

1. 'A' My Name is Alice
2. Service
3. Cheerleader
4. Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling
5. A Mother and Her Son
6. "Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned
by scouries (12/17/06) 3,200,039

jrs esq

 

[Darkniciad]

Yeah, and your numbers are so realistic!

[sarcasm]That doesn't look at all like obsessive manipulation through click-bots, vote-bots, self-congratulatory anonymous PCs that appear shortly before/after you or one of your alts post, and mountains of throwaway alts with no other purpose but to favorite you[/sarcasm]

You ain't foolin' nobody but yourself, scouries.

 

[sr71plt]

I think Scouries is really pissed that he hasn't found any way to change the new Web site statistic that makes him no higher than #8 in the only category he writes in.

(Even his friend Freddie has a first spot in one of the categories.)

 

[Darkniciad]

Gonna take you a while to scroll those embarrassing statistics off the page, scouries.

While the hamster runs around in his head thinking of big blinking pics and huge-font idiocy to post, here's some recommended reading for anyone who's ever suffered through one of his "masterpieces"

http://www.literotica.com/s/lst3k-ep-11-earth-duh

It's even Earth-Day themed! Happy reading! At the very least, it will be happier than if you read his poorly formatted, badly edited, continuity and reality challenged tale without the addition of verbal jabs to break the monotony.

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, and your numbers are so realistic!

[sarcasm]That doesn't look at all like obsessive manipulation through click-bots, vote-bots, self-congratulatory anonymous PCs that appear shortly before/after you or one of your alts post, and mountains of throwaway alts with no other purpose but to favorite you[/sarcasm]

You ain't foolin' nobody but yourself, scouries.

Now everyone know when the sweeps began and why we have them.

 

[scouries]

Only the darkboy would produce such sloppy amateurish work to try to befuddle the poor innocent AHers who looked at it.

What do these graphs purport to show my young mathematically challenged friend. What have you graphed here? And what was your methodology?

Do you have the balls to tell us? Remember my dear cut-and-paste boy, that, once you’ve explained these schoolboy diagrams, we’ll be able to determine their veracity.

I DARE YOU!

The balls in your court - if you have any!​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries. Only an idiot or someone with an ego as big as all get out wouldn't understand those graphs. He has graphed your cheating.

But then again, I'm talking to someone who hasn't figured out that Freddie has alts even after he's been told by Freddie a dozen times.

 

[Darkniciad]

Simple enough. It's your cheating on obvious display.

Here's the database behind it. Easily verified by looking at your story pages.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/scouries_bullshit.htm

Solid flatlines, other than your two constantly hyped "masterpieces" that you concentrate most of your painfully obvious number manipulation on.

While we're at it, why don't we contrast the numbers with those from another site where a login is required to register a download ( view ) or vote, and the admin regularly deletes duplicate accounts, thus preventing the sort of massive fraud you're able to engage in here.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/scouries_sol_bs.htm

While we're at it, why don't we contrast your bogus stats with those of the incest stories by an actual popular author on Lit, who:

• Has been here longer
• Has far more stories
• Has a far greater variety of stories
• Scores higher despite your relentless five-bombing of your own stories
• Has won contests
• Produces regularly
• Is higher on the favorites list despite your relentless creation of throwaway alts to favorite you.

http://www.darkniciad.com/hotlink_pics/slick_numbers.htm

Quite a difference there. Looks a lot more like your SOL numbers, where you aren't able to engage in massive vote/view stuffing.

You asked for it, and you're getting it There's plenty more where that came from, but I have writing to do.

You're a fraud, scouries. You're gaming the system, and have been from day 1.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm crushed.

All this time I thought Scouries' votes and scores were real.

I feel the way I did when I was told that there's no Santa Claus, last year.

No Easter Bunny, the year before.

That Superman is (gulp) dead and never could fly.

That my car doesn't have 510 horsepower but 460.

WTF, Scouries?! How could you do this. I believed you.

Who can you trust?

More importantly, how can I get my hands on one of these machines to, uhm, test it out on my stories? I, uhm, just wanna see something.

 

[TxRad]

I'm crushed.

All this time I thought Scouries' votes and scores were real.

I feel the way I did when I was told that there's no Santa Claus, last year.

No Easter Bunny, the year before.

That Superman is (gulp) dead and never could fly.

That my car doesn't have 510 horsepower but 460.

WTF, Scouries?! How could you do this. I believed you.

Who can you trust?

More importantly, how can I get my hands on one of these machines to, uhm, test it out on my stories? I, uhm, just wanna see something.

Sorry but manu has plugged the holes scouries used so his "machine" doesn't work anymore. That's the reason for all the flat spots in his later data.

 

[scouries]

First off I’d just like to say that I wish you had told me you were going to do a study of all my stories. I would have asked you to wait until the last day of the month - that’s when I have one of my staff members run my quarterly numbers. You coulda saved me a few bucks! Unfortunately you didn’t include my VOTE figures but I’ll have gabby send them to you when we’ve got them.

I’m very happy that you got the number of “favorites” each of my stories has – it’s a figure I’d never collected before.

Before I discuss your graphs I would like to comment on this darkboy line:
​

Solid flatlines, other than your two constantly hyped "masterpieces" that you concentrate most of your painfully obvious number manipulation on…

I’m not sure how you define “solid flatlines” but (using the VIEWS as an example) going from 72 to 177 to 33 to 323 to 74 to 199 to 377 etc etc makes me wonder if you have any even basic understanding of the term. No one with any integrity would ever have made such a dishonest statement. More later…​

jrs esq

TITLE VIEWS FAVS PCS SCORE DATE CAT
Joe's Niece Ch. 01 131,755 4 9 4.59 05/15/05 Incest
Joe's Niece Ch. 02 116,210 1 3 4.63 05/24/05 Incest
Joe's Niece Ch. 03 72,955 0 5 4.71 05/28/05 Incest
The Flaherty Family 177,350 3 10 4.60 06/06/05 Incest
Miss Kiss 33,307 2 11 4.56 06/11/05 Romance
My Sister's Milk 323,044 35 33 4.69 07/14/05 Incest
Joe's Niece Ch. 04 74,133 1 21 4.77 08/08/05 Incest
A Nun Falls 199,326 14 56 4.71 08/31/05 Incest
Rod's Sisters 377,606 5 15 4.69 09/06/05 Incest
Rod's Sisters Ch. 02 137,814 2 22 4.75 09/10/05 Incest
Sam Gets Married 270,024 16 37 4.71 09/29/05 Incest
Sam Prefers Daddy 213,054 11 24 4.69 10/12/05 Incest
Finding Danielle 130,654 3 37 4.64 10/30/05 Incest
Gayle's Dad 309,456 12 60 4.75 11/02/05 Incest
Milky Maine Christmas 146,374 5 38 4.69 11/23/05 Incest
French Niece?? 120,244 7 29 4.68 11/24/05 Incest
Swimming with the Dolphins 120,299 7 57 4.69 12/05/05 Incest
"Daddy," I Whispered 2,251,593 247 794 4.52 02/19/06 Incest
Who's Your Daddy 139,014 7 28 4.50 03/12/06 Incest
Leprechaun Tales 100,933 3 16 4.66 04/04/06 Incest
Leprechaun Tales Ch. 02 28,619 5 26 4.69 05/02/06 EC
Becky's South Beach Spring Break 87,434 8 31 4.58 06/18/06 Incest
Scouries Family: Crissies Tale 156,002 1 29 4.72 08/06/06 Incest
Frauleins Fucked 123,878 4 52 3.84 08/08/06 Incest
Rose, My Italian Gardener 47,963 0 17 4.69 08/25/06 Mature
Scouries Family - Mandy's Story 152,295 1 18 4.70 08/27/06 Incest
Geoff and Melanie- Married Siblings 189,338 6 30 4.62 09/09/06 Incest
The Mechanic's Big Tool 96,529 5 35 4.55 09/17/06 Incest
Me, Mom, and Mrs. Mahmoud 180,643 10 26 4.66 09/24/06 Incest
Punked Off 38,983 2 35 4.61 10/08/06 Mature
Allison's Ankle 260,985 35 87 4.66 10/20/06 Incest
Oh…Sarahhh 156,017 17 28 4.49 11/06/06 LW
Gabriella's Daddy 252,958 27 51 4.66 11/14/06 Incest
Daddy's XXX Casting Call 168,110 9 35 4.77 11/30/06 Incest
"Ohhh…Mommy," I Groaned 3,196,432 341 435 4.58 12/17/06 Incest
Kidnapped Daughter??? 69,866 7 21 4.61 12/24/06 Incest
Valentine Siblings 252,567 0 16 4.56 02/03/07 Incest
My Vietnamese Granddaughter 99,359 16 59 4.76 02/08/07 Incest
Gym 'Member' Ship 126,203 12 34 4.68 03/04/07 Mature
Two Pregnant Moms - and Sis? 366,724 56 93 4.56 03/13/07 Incest
Ex-Con's Big Cock 179,580 24 30 4.63 04/30/07 Incest
Paul's Baby 125,102 3 55 4.26 05/16/07 LW
Family Secrets 145,084 3 28 4.55 06/15/07 Incest
Nude Dancing #01: Sis 305,610 12 26 4.68 06/29/07 Incest
Just A Cop's Cock Ch. 01 91,565 3 22 4.67 08/20/07 Incest
Just A Cop's Cock Ch. 02 54,185 4 16 4.70 08/23/07 Incest
Nude Dancing #02: Mom 201,523 7 41 4.73 09/14/07 Incest
Halloween Mom 426,369 11 50 4.19 10/19/07 Incest
Candy Cane Cocked Cousin…and Mom 133,724 13 76 4.56 12/06/07 Incest
Hawaiian Valentines "Lei" for Daddy 106,138 16 73 4.59 02/01/08 Incest
O'Scouries Valentines Day Wife 71,172 8 79 4.44 02/05/08 LW
Charlie's Naked Proposal Ch. 01 188,135 48 38 4.72 07/05/08 Incest
Charlie's Naked Proposal Ch. 02 152,935 24 37 4.77 08/18/08 Incest
In Uniform… In Mom 142,863 6 34 4.53 08/26/08 Incest
Allie T- Valentine Virgin Violated 75,449 2 26 4.12 02/06/09 NonCon
My Girlfriend's Mom Shrieked 137,555 24 46 4.62 03/24/09 LW
Axel's Penis…and Mom And Annika 205,257 10 58 4.54 04/12/09 Incest
Eve's Halloween Daddy ( and Mommy?) 61,194 4 39 4.49 10/21/09 Incest
Emily's Xmas Milk 166,721 37 77 4.69 12/09/09 Incest
Angie's Valentines Baby 95,222 8 54 4.58 02/05/10 LW
Doc Von Scouries: Case #01 46,828 6 20 4.69 07/06/10 Incest
Grandpa's Nude Day: Past & Present 70,275 5 12 4.66 07/10/10 Incest
Emma's Summer Babysitting Job 98,625 12 23 4.63 09/08/10 LW
"We'll Do Your Mom First," I Said 329,161 41 64 4.68 09/10/10 Incest
Brother Cucks Brother: Or Does He? 41,938 9 48 4.50 10/21/10 LW

 

[Darkniciad]

But... but... it's not perfectly flat! They deviate by as much as 13% of the scale!

Sorry, scouries. That's a flatline. Code blue. Call the meat wagon.

Your fraud is obvious to anyone with eyes.

 

[scouries]

The Slickman is of course a great author and at present LITEROTICA’S FAVORITEST AUTHOR. I have great respect and liking for his work. As do our readers. He’s of course a member of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB.

I suppose, after you analyze the full breadth of his work, his one failing is that, while he’s written many best sellers (100,000 copies sold) he’s never written a million seller. And while I’d easily name him one of the ten best writers on the site I believe this lack of a million seller puts him slightly below TryAnything, rgjohn, nikki2021, samslam, youbadboy, Wm_Sexspear and yourS truly on my list of the greats.

FYI - 83 LITEROTICA stories have sold a million plus copies.

More on…​

jrs esq

darkboy They deviate by as much as 13% of the scale

Oh come on! Don't try any of your graphing tricks on your AH friends. Even ace with his private school math can look at these numbers: 72 to 177 to 33 to 323 to 74 to 199 to 377 - and realize this is not a flatline that deviates only 13%..

Please make any argument you like but at least MAKE IT AN HONEST ARGUMENT. People always eventually figure it out when you continually try to pull the wool over their eyes...

INTEGRITY darkboy - THAT'S WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU​

​

 

[Darkniciad]

(Loose Rounding) 29,000 is what percent of 3,200,000? .91%
426,000 is what percent of 3,200,000? 13%

I'm actually giving away almost a full percentage point to you, delusional one. I shouldn't even count that 29k one, as it's in EC and a Ch. 02. If I used the lowest incest total, it's even worse. Once again, I'm giving you the best possible conditions for a blip... and that's all it is.

Oh, don't you worry. The high-view actual favorite authors are coming soon to further show how laughable your trumped up numbers are

I just want to give you time to squirm and make a fool out of yourself with the current set for a while.

 

[lovecraft68]

The Slickman is of course a great author and at present LITEROTICA’S FAVORITEST AUTHOR. I have great respect and liking for his work. As do our readers. He’s of course a member of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB.

I suppose, after you analyze the full breadth of his work, his one failing is that, while he’s written many best sellers (100,000 copies sold) he’s never written a million seller. And while I’d easily name him one of the ten best writers on the site I believe this lack of a million seller puts him slightly below TryAnything, rgjohn, nikki2021, samslam, youbadboy, Wm_Sexspear and yourS truly on my list of the greats.

FYI - 83 LITEROTICA stories have sold a million plus copies.

More on…​

jrs esq

darkboy They deviate by as much as 13% of the scale

Oh come on! Don't try any of your graphing tricks on your AH friends. Even ace with his private school math can look at these numbers: 72 to 177 to 33 to 323 to 74 to 199 to 377 - and realize this is not a flatline that deviates only 13%..

Please make any argument you like but at least MAKE IT AN HONEST ARGUMENT. People always eventually figure it out when you continually try to pull the wool over their eyes...

INTEGRITY darkboy - THAT'S WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU​

​

Ummm you do realize that you don't get paid for posting stories here right?

 

[TxRad]

Ummm you do realize that you don't get paid for posting stories here right?

He knows. He also has calluses on his fingers from hitting the view button a million times.

 

[michchick98]

Ummm you do realize that you don't get paid for posting stories here right?

Ooooh, now you've done it!

You pointed out scouries' bullshit, you'll be put on his ignore list. He'll even prove he's put you there by copying and pasting the list of names. Cuz he's so smert and he werned how to copy and paste so he hasta show everyone.

Aren't you upset now?

I bet you'll lose a whole 3 - 3 1/2.....minutes of sleep over it, right?

I just want to give you time to squirm and make a fool out of yourself with the current set for a while.

Dark, aren't you worried?

As soon as he figures out you're dragging him through the mud some more, you'll be put on his ignore list too.

You should be quivering with fear at possibly being put on his ignore list.

Oh, you're trembling with joy instead.....my bad.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

 

[michchick98]

To Gabby or rather scouries dressed like Gabby....

Although "she" probably has me on ignore....

Anyway, I was just curious why a straight woman continually posts pictures of naked women and not once, not ever, have you posted pictures of naked men?

Oh wait, that's right, you're not a straight woman. But if you're not a straight woman, that would make you a gay man, in which case, you should still be posting pictures of naked men...

Of course, you could claim to be a straight man, but we all know that's a huge load of crap, just like your (scouries') claims of earning royalties from this site.

Okay, I got sidetracked. What was I asking about? Oh yeah, naked men. How's about some equal time there Gabster?

 

[TxRad]

This always makes me laugh.

 

[scouries]

From now on whenever a person of color begins a sentence with "White people..." ...I'm going to hear "nigger".


I’ve never liked RACISTS Dixie. I understand you have problems but for me it will never excuse this type of lowest denominator kind of racist posting. You need help…

jrs esq

 

[scouries]

Solid flatlines, other than your two constantly hyped "masterpieces"…

But... but... it's not perfectly flat! They deviate by as much as 13% of the scale!...Sorry, scouries. That's a flatline. Code blue. Call the meat wagon.

29,000 is what percent of 3,200,000? .91% 426,000 is what percent of 3,200,000? 13% I'm actually giving away almost a full percentage point to you, delusional one… and that's all it is.​

I just hate it when someone’s not HONEST. You know enough about numbers and graphs to know exactly what you’re doing. And to suggest my VIEW totals for all my other stories are a flat line is DISHONESTY darkboy and you know it. It’s graph trickery of the lowest sort.

I’m sure you’re quite aware of the term LIE FACTOR as it applies to graphs. To your shame you’ve mastered it!

I invite you to put up an honest graph of the VIEWS of those stories only (without the two megahits) and let the reading public decide if it’s a flat line.

Please make any argument you like but at least MAKE IT AN HONEST ARGUMENT. People always eventually figure it out when you continually try to pull the wool over their eyes...

INTEGRITY darkboy - THAT'S WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU ​

jrs esq