The Secret Diary of Janey Jones

[sweepthefloor]

Or maybe you could put one of those cones they put on dogs around his neck

You know... I would laugh, and then hate myself for it.

 

[sweepthefloor]

And I am laughing right now.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am a poor planner on my own time. I didn’t understand the nature of these ‘I miss you’ text messages so I replied: I don’t know what my plans are yet. I am working.

He waited till after work to go berserk. I didn’t know what to say. I am not a good talker so I said the truth by accident: You don’t own me.

And then I got the speech.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It’s a fine thing when a man watches you, and you know he’s watching you, but he doesn’t know that you know that he is watching you.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The best part was when he asked me: What if you got mad at me?

And I replied most seriously: Well, I would slash your truck tires, and smash all the windows, with a baseball bat. You know, what any angry girl would do.

Hahahahaha

 

[eastern sun]

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The best part was when he asked me: What if you got mad at me?

And I replied most seriously: Well, I would slash your truck tires, and smash all the windows, with a baseball bat. You know, what any angry girl would do.

Hahahahaha

Has someone been listening to Carrie Underwood?

 

[richard_daily]

I am a poor planner on my own time. I didn’t understand the nature of these ‘I miss you’ text messages so I replied: I don’t know what my plans are yet. I am working.

He waited till after work to go berserk. I didn’t know what to say. I am not a good talker so I said the truth by accident: You don’t own me.

And then I got the speech.

Stop being hot.

 

[JamieJ424]

I love this

The best part was when he asked me: What if you got mad at me?

And I replied most seriously: Well, I would slash your truck tires, and smash all the windows, with a baseball bat. You know, what any angry girl would do.

Hahahahaha

 

[sweepthefloor]

 

[sweepthefloor]

Has someone been listening to Carrie Underwood?

I looked her up-- I don't have the sound for her.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Does Carrie Underwear slash truck tires?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Stop being hot.

I like it when people tell me what to do.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I love this

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's going to be a struggle. I tried to tell him that I have a history of making bad decisions and that I didn't want him to be the next bad decision made.

I didn't express that idea well. What?

 

[sweepthefloor]

My heart is a knocker hanging on my only loves door. It is unfair to the salesman. I feel bad about this so I might have to blow him.

 

[richard_daily]

I like it when people tell me what to do.

Then you should really stop.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The best part was when he asked me: What if you got mad at me?

And I replied most seriously: Well, I would slash your truck tires, and smash all the windows, with a baseball bat. You know, what any angry girl would do.

Hahahahaha

Has someone been listening to Carrie Underwood?

I looked her up-- I don't have the sound for her.

Does Carrie Underwear slash truck tires?

One of her first hit songs was a song called, "Before He Cheats," [<-- Click me] which has this as its refrain:

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats​

And the "Carrie Underwear" was cute.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

My heart is a knocker hanging on my only loves door. It is unfair to the salesman. I feel bad about this so I might have to blow him.

I'm a terrible salesman. I hate selling. Nonetheless, I might get a sales job just long enough to knock on your door.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Then you should really stop.

Make me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

One of her first hit songs was a song called, "Before He Cheats," [<-- Click me] which has this as its refrain:

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats​

And the "Carrie Underwear" was cute.

Oh! That song! She is a tire slasher.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm a terrible salesman. I hate selling. Nonetheless, I might get a sales job just long enough to knock on your door.

We don't need vacuums for suck.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Hey, if you can't fix it just paint over it. We can spackle up some holes, and like slop the latex on. It's all-good in the neighborhood. And hang up some plants. This is a house for our hearts, and a hut for our heads.

One time I knocked over a gallon of paint, and cried about it.

 

[SBroadB9]

Hey, if you can't fix it just paint over it. We can spackle up some holes, and like slop the latex on. It's all-good in the neighborhood. And hang up some plants. This is a house for our hearts, and a hut for our heads.

One time I knocked over a gallon of paint, and cried about it.

Yep.
Just suck it up and move on.
I like the sucking it up part.

 

[sweepthefloor]

He: What are you doing?
Me: I am out getting supplies.
He: You better not be in a Walmart.

He doesn’t know about any of this, but said he would beat me if he ever found out I set my little foot inside of a Walmart.