The *squick* thread

[Marquis]

More couples and more women are watching it, yeah. I think if you look at TV and movies since the 70's EVERYTHING is getting better looking whereas there used to be a kind of crappy looking verite to a lot of stuff.

I don't think my instincts are too different than the average male when it comes to what I want to see in a porno, but I might be wrong. I have never been turned on by women howling and squirting or any of that nonsense. I'd much rather see gasps, grimacing and even tears when I can get it.

I like watching porn by guys like Rocco Siffredi and Lexington Steele. Not just because these guys are good looking, but I get they sense they are really charismatic alpha type characters, and I enjoy seeing the women they fuck go into a subby mode when they work with them.

As far as the standard silent body builder who seems to be a life support system for his cock, I'd rather see the girl get fucked by a fat hairy troll hung like a mouse any day.

 

[Quint]

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[Marquis]

Yeah. You're supposed to be holding off while you give your woman like 80,000 orgasms, you realize. She in turn basically agrees to be subservient, but is probably just really sexually stoned.

Is that right?

I do like the effect of a woman being "sexually stoned" but I only like it when it's a natural by-product of my own pursuit for gratification.

 

[Never]

Netzach:
"How 'bout Dad/son bro/bro?

Chicks never seem to be writing the manuals."

Bro/bro does nothing for me. Dad/son like Dad/daughter is disturbing to me.

Of course, that makes it all the more arousing. I guess that's the flip side of squick.

 

[Netzach]

I don't think my instincts are too different than the average male when it comes to what I want to see in a porno, but I might be wrong.

What average is may be contextual, it may be changing a lot.

I have talked to a lot of men between 30 and 60 about what really gets them going, not just submissive ones. Again and again I hear "I love when she's really into it, I love seeing that slutty smile on her face..."

I guess they may not be telling their friendly sex postive Dominatrix/phone gal the whole truth, but they sure can tell me what they can't tell the wife, so why not?

You may be a little off the bell curve. But so am I.

 

[GeekySub]

I like the really shiny robotic fetish stuff anyhow. A girl fucking a donkey in a giant rubber sheath with electrical attachments might work for me.

I could go for that

The bizarre seems to get my attention!

 

[Netzach]

Is that right?

I do like the effect of a woman being "sexually stoned" but I only like it when it's a natural by-product of my own pursuit for gratification.

You must hold on to your vital male energy!

 

[Marquis]

What average is may be contextual, it may be changing a lot.

I have talked to a lot of men between 30 and 60 about what really gets them going, not just submissive ones. Again and again I hear "I love when she's really into it, I love seeing that slutty smile on her face..."

You may be a little off the bell curve. But so am I.

Yes, I've suspected this.

I know lots of doms who love giving women orgasm after orgasm with their bag of tricks. If anything, I think my lack of interest in that area is a major shortcoming of mine. Whenever I do a scene with a random girl at a club, I'm wondering if she'll be down to suck my dick later.

I find the girls who are going to suck your dick are just as likely to do it whether you tie them up or not. Probably has a lot to do with my slow development in areas of BDSM that involve expertise like bondage and flogging, etc.

 

[Netzach]

This thread is so jacked.

Squick: gross men with mouse sized dick. Hot guys with mouse sized dick can still probably find a job in my corporation.

Highly unattractive chicks are generally still fuck worthy to me.

 

[Marquis]

You must hold on to your vital male energy!

Ha ha, you sound like Rosco.

There's a lot of truth there. The most sought after dom I know in my local scene doesn't fuck anyone, including his own subs.

 

[Never]

Netzach:
"I like the really shiny robotic fetish stuff anyhow. A girl fucking a donkey in a giant rubber sheath with electrical attachments might work for me."

Icing on the cake.

 

[Netzach]

Ha ha, you sound like Rosco.

There's a lot of truth there. The most sought after dom I know in my local scene doesn't fuck anyone, including his own subs.

Ah, a better man than I.

 

[Marquis]

This thread is so jacked.

Squick: gross men with mouse sized dick.

Highly unattractive chicks are generally still fuck worthy to me.

I saw a blowjob video the other day that I loved, and I usually can't get off on oral only scenes.

The woman was pretty hot from what I could tell. The guy was so fat that his belly literally sat on the woman's head like an African woman balancing a basket on the way to market. His penis was so small that he barely had any shaft to speak of, and it looked like she was deepthroating him everytime she put him in her mouth.

 

[Netzach]

I saw a blowjob video the other day that I loved, and I usually can't get off on oral only scenes.

The woman was pretty hot from what I could tell. The guy was so fat that his belly literally sat on the woman's head like an African woman balancing a basket on the way to market. His penis was so small that he barely had any shaft to speak of, and it looked like she was deepthroating him everytime she put him in her mouth.

a real live squick on this board uggghhhh

 

[Netzach]

Netzach:
"I like the really shiny robotic fetish stuff anyhow. A girl fucking a donkey in a giant rubber sheath with electrical attachments might work for me."

Icing on the cake.

I don't even know if it's hot, it's definitely art.

 

[Never]

I don't even know if it's hot, it's definitely art.

Last time I checked, it can only be art if it has redeeming social value. At least that's true in the red states.

 

[Marquis]

a real live squick on this board uggghhhh

You know what squicks me out?

Those videos where a good looking male is fucking some gigantic larvae of a female in the 400lb range. That seems to be a fetish out there, but it's quite beyond my understanding. I would pick dominant sex with an average girl over submissive sex with a hot girl (and have, many times) but I think I would sooner fuck a cute guy than a female Jabba the Hutt.

 

[GeekySub]

You know what squicks me out?

Those videos where a good looking male is fucking some gigantic larvae of a female in the 400lb range. That seems to be a fetish out there, but it's quite beyond my understanding. I would pick dominant sex with an average girl over submissive sex with a hot girl (and have, many times) but I think I would sooner fuck a cute guy than a female Jabba the Hutt.

Some guys just genuinely like heavy girls. They like the gi-normous boobies and the soft feel of their skin.

Personally, i'm in the "slightly plus-sized range" (5ft3, 180lbs, size 14-16) and I get amazed at how many men I meet (especially dominants) who say, "You're pretty, but you'd be prettier if you were 50lbs heavier."

I won't say I understand it, but it's definately out there. I will say that I'm glad some guys genuinely like heavier girls, cause I'd be S.O.L otherwise!

 

[Netzach]

You know what squicks me out?

Those videos where a good looking male is fucking some gigantic larvae of a female in the 400lb range. That seems to be a fetish out there, but it's quite beyond my understanding. I would pick dominant sex with an average girl over submissive sex with a hot girl (and have, many times) but I think I would sooner fuck a cute guy than a female Jabba the Hutt.

I am in as long as there is discernable hip-waist, and yeah once that's gone I have some trouble getting a psycho-boner.

 

[Netzach]

I like mods, and I can cope with things outside the labret/small tat realm, but there are some things that once done to genitals, make me kind of turned off.

 

[Etoile]

oh hun... q-tip is a bad plan. Soft, fuzzy, moisture absorbing, germy absorbing porusness...
i mean look at sounds, smooth, non porus easialy lubricated and easially cleaned... Before i got my hands on some of those i used carefully selected crochet hooks (the non hook end).
Clean well before hand, don't be too dirty during, and take a good pee after and you *should* be ok...

Yeah, that was not my brightest of moments! And actually, crochet hooks...not a bad idea. I actually do crochet, so I have plenty of those! I never got into the lace crocheting though, so I have plenty of really tiny crochet hooks that are sitting around unused...thanks, ammre!

 

[Netzach]

Yeah, that was not my brightest of moments! And actually, crochet hooks...not a bad idea. I actually do crochet, so I have plenty of those! I never got into the lace crocheting though, so I have plenty of really tiny crochet hooks that are sitting around unused...thanks, ammre!

Ok, I have lit crushes on both of you and now I'm looking at my title/location thing and thinking wrong things.

I am envious of folks like you and M, people of the "hm a hole let's see what happens" variety, bungee jumpers of the bodily, I have nowhere near that kind of patience with my own.

 

[Etoile]

some gigantic larvae of a female

ohgodno. bugsex. I know it's not what you meant, but still.

SQUICK.

 

[GeekySub]

*reminds me of another squick*

Slugs..I just can't get into the whole slug fetish.

 

[Netzach]

*reminds me of another squick*

Slugs..I just can't get into the whole slug fetish.

Please let me continue to be as naive about this as I was just a minute ago.