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jockdom said:
Kinky one. If you could spank/or get spanked by any one you desired who would it be?
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I can only get one person to be spanked by? Hmm, that may take some thinking about...

Viggo Mortensen. Love to be spanked by him.

Morning Kinksters!:rose: Hope you all have interesting weekends planned. I'm going to enjoy the sunshine and work on my thesis. Catch up with all my tbr books, and watch the footie. :)
 
VelvetDarkness said:
:eek: *gasps and swoons* :cathappy:

Tell me he's a dom. Tell me he's a dom. Tell me he's a dom...
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He seems pretty confident but cool with it not aloof. Have you seen twin town?
He plays a crooked jock cop in swansea he plays nasty pretty well! So who knows I wasn't looking for signals! Also met John Leslie at easter road(hibs ground) but he is a dick!

Could I add somebody else to my spank list?
Here goes any way
Salma Haylek(not sure about the spelling) she is gorgeous with the perfect ass for a good spanking! Cold shower time.
 
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jockdom said:
That was beautiful the tango gives the whole thing even more sexiness! Fuck the cold shower I'm off into my freezer! I really liked that film anyway but velvet you ken how to push my buttons!:)
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Well if it gets me a date with Dougray in a mean mood it'll all be worth it. :D
 
VelvetDarkness said:
Well if it gets me a date with Dougray in a mean mood it'll all be worth it. :D
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He's pretty tall aswell! I tell you easter road is the place to go! I've met dougray scott, the proclaimers,irvine welsh and that arsehole john leslie! Thanks for all your help you are my muse! If I see him again i'll spike him with some gbh and transport him to your neck off the woods!;)
 
Non kink question of the day. Is it true that only the males of the species can be colour blind?
 
Evening all

Hmmm, interesting question.

Famous person, Hmm, I'd second the vote for Dita von Tease, she is good looking. To be honest there's not many famous women out there right now who make me want to bind them up and use them.

Non-famous is probably the new receptionist at my work. She's cute, curvy and always propper... which makes me want to break her just a little bit :)
 
jockdom said:
Non kink question of the day. Is it true that only the males of the species can be colour blind?
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According my reserach no, but males are 4 times more likely to be (2% for female popualtion, 8% for male)
 
Malich said:
Evening all

Hmmm, interesting question.

Famous person, Hmm, I'd second the vote for Dita von Tease, she is good looking. To be honest there's not many famous women out there right now who make me want to bind them up and use them.

Non-famous is probably the new receptionist at my work. She's cute, curvy and always propper... which makes me want to break her just a little bit :)
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The librarian at my library behind those sexy glasses theres a sparkle! another cold shower!
 
jockdom said:
Non kink question of the day. Is it true that only the males of the species can be colour blind?
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The gene for colour blindness is on the X sex chromosome. Males have only 1 X and 1 Y chromosome so if there is a defect in the X chromosome there is no second one to cancel it out, if you understand me. Females have 2 X chromosomes and colour blindness is a recessive trait so if 1 X is faulty and the other is not, they won't be colour blind but can pass the faulty gene on to their kids. Women need 2 faulty X chromosomes in order to suffer from colour blindness and the chances of this are small.

Hope that answers your question.
 
In my head I'm old. :) Comes with too many years of being everybody's voice of sense in my social circle and almost as many years of being the protector and helper of a slightly more select group.

Anyway. just popped on to say g'night all
 
Malich said:
In my head I'm old. :) Comes with too many years of being everybody's voice of sense in my social circle and almost as many years of being the protector and helper of a slightly more select group.

Anyway. just popped on to say g'night all
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G'night hon. Sweet bad dreams :kiss:
 
Morning campers Suns up and things are looking great!
I let some one else step up to the plate and ask the question of the day.
Got a rather interesting pm which warrants further investigation;)
 
Morning all

I plan to spend my morning loafing and am then going out with friends for a walk in the peaks this afternoon.

Should be fun
 
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