The UK Kink Thread

[VelvetDarkness]

Bees?



I'm allergic to bees stings! That's just cruel and unusual.

*backs away from thread*

 

[SimonBrooke]

Bees?



I'm allergic to bees stings!

That's why you shouldn't wake them!

 

[FluteMaster]

That's why you shouldn't wake them!

"Ho Hum, said Pooh, you never can tell with bees"

Good to see that I am creating a buzz of interest though

 

[jockdom]

MMMhhhh huney!

 

[FluteMaster]

MMMhhhh huney!

With a spot of condensed milk?

 

[jockdom]

With a spot of condensed milk?

I was thinking of some hot lemon tea and generous nip of whisky, to knock this cold I've got on the head.

 

[SimonBrooke]

I was thinking of some hot lemon tea and generous nip of whisky, to knock this cold I've got on the head.

Excellent plan! Best thing to do, when someone gives you a bottle of a whisky you don't really like.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Excellent plan! Best thing to do, when someone gives you a bottle of a whisky you don't really like.

Mmmmm whiskey.

Was given some Balvenie Doublewood 12y/o single malt the other day. It is just lovely. Made in Banffshire according to the bottle.

 

[SimonBrooke]

Mmmmm whiskey.

Was given some Balvenie Doublewood 12y/o single malt the other day. It is just lovely. Made in Banffshire according to the bottle.

Ooooh.... yes, the Balvenie can be really nice stuff. If you like it you should try the Orkney whiskies - Highland Park and Scapa; also Jura (from Jura, obviously ;-) ), although that's not as smooth as it used to be, to my taste.

 

[jockdom]

Ooooh.... yes, the Balvenie can be really nice stuff. If you like it you should try the Orkney whiskies - Highland Park and Scapa; also Jura (from Jura, obviously ;-) ), although that's not as smooth as it used to be, to my taste.

I love the smokey peaty taste of Highland park. My going out whisky is Laphroig preferably cask strength but if theres fuck all else famous grouse does the trick.

 

[Malich]

I'm a heathen, all spirits taste like paint stripper to me

Evening all. how is everyone?

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I'm a heathen, all spirits taste like paint stripper to me

Evening all. how is everyone?

Good thanks. Had a long, stressful but ultimately lucrative day. Feel a lastminute.com reward to myself coming on.

How's my heathen x

 

[Malich]

Yesterday I was fine. today I have a seathing pit of anger in my gut for very little reason. I'm just tired and that always makes me cranky.

Oh, and I'm being sent to Stockton on Tees for a big chunk of time at the end of September. More time stuck in hotels.

Ho, and indeed, hum.

 

[jockdom]

Yesterday I was fine. today I have a seathing pit of anger in my gut for very little reason. I'm just tired and that always makes me cranky.

Oh, and I'm being sent to Stockton on Tees for a big chunk of time at the end of September. More time stuck in hotels.

Ho, and indeed, hum.

I'm with you bro! I've been working the last week alkhough I've been feeling like shit because I cant afford to take time of work. Tired Jock=Grumpy Jock

 

[SimonBrooke]

Yesterday I was fine. today I have a seathing pit of anger in my gut for very little reason. I'm just tired and that always makes me cranky.

Oh, and I'm being sent to Stockton on Tees for a big chunk of time at the end of September. More time stuck in hotels.

Ho, and indeed, hum.

I do feel your pain! I spend one week in every two in a B&B in Strathaven... it gets very old, very quickly.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Yesterday I was fine. today I have a seathing pit of anger in my gut for very little reason. I'm just tired and that always makes me cranky.

Oh, and I'm being sent to Stockton on Tees for a big chunk of time at the end of September. More time stuck in hotels.

Ho, and indeed, hum.

I still don't know how it is that you haven't snapped and gone on a murdering rampage, the way they treat you at that company.

 

[Malich]

I still don't know how it is that you haven't snapped and gone on a murdering rampage, the way they treat you at that company.

Don't own a gun and abhor manual labour

 

[Malich]

I am now, officially, finaly, on HOLIDAY! WOOOOO!

 

[jockdom]

I am now, officially, finaly, on HOLIDAY! WOOOOO!

Have a good one! going any where nice?
I'm off to the granite city next friday.Not very exotic i know but its away from here at least and I havent seen my ma in nearly two years.

 

[Malich]

Nope, staying at home. No cash to go anywhere... and no real insentive. Got some bits and bobs to do anyway so will relax by not getting out of bed until 7am and then doing very little.

 

[SimonBrooke]

I am now, officially, finaly, on HOLIDAY! WOOOOO!

H'mmm... as of Monday, I shall no longer be on holiday. Thus far I have had

* 10 days in bed with 'flu
* 3 days when it was blowing a gale and pouring with rain

Woohoo!

On the plus side, my signature here has changed, and there's a reason.

 

[Malich]

well that sounds like you've had a good few weeks.

 

[SimonBrooke]

Guys, any recommendations for on-line toyshops in the UK? Any good experiences/bad experiences to report?

 

[Cattypuss]

I've had speedy service and I think good value from these people -

http://www.bondara.co.uk/?gclid=COjGl7_1w5wCFd4B4wod-S6Gog

 

[VelvetDarkness]

I buy from Lovehoney. Never had a problem with them and they even do some leather-free toys for veggie people.

How's your hol going Malich?