The UK Kink Thread

[Malich]

Well, if you're not growling yet....

Sleek Sweaty Dungeon Dude?

Sweet Slave Delicately Dancing?

Sassy Submissive Defies Dominant?

Nope, nope and nope.... and no growling.

 

[LallyH]

Nope, nope and nope.... and no growling.

Slowly Sucking Dripping Digits?

 

[Malich]

Slowly Sucking Dripping Digits?

Chuckle.

Also nope. Also still no growling.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Hello all,
Having a lovely time in the sun, cant quite believe how hot it is.
Hoping for a better night sleep, i am having to share with lil boy, who hs restless legs!
Back home tomorrow night xx

 

[LallyH]

Hello all,
Having a lovely time in the sun, cant quite believe how hot it is.
Hoping for a better night sleep, i am having to share with lil boy, who hs restless legs!
Back home tomorrow night xx

Glad you're having a good time in the sunshine x

 

[Malich]

Hello all,
Having a lovely time in the sun, cant quite believe how hot it is.
Hoping for a better night sleep, i am having to share with lil boy, who hs restless legs!
Back home tomorrow night xx

Glad you're having a good time And hope you get more sleep tonight

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Glad you're having a good time in the sunshine x

Glad you're having a good time And hope you get more sleep tonight

Me too, dont want to drive back this tired.
The sun is lovely

 

[LallyH]

Morning everyone.

Travelling down to Bristol this morning. Sun's shining

Hope we're all having a good day.

 

[LallyH]

We're in my car, and my designer is driving at the moment.

I am the worst back seat driver......so I am playing on here so I don't upset him by wincing and wailing every time he changes lanes or drives an inch from the car in front, or just has one hand on the steering wheel....

 

[Malich]

We're in my car, and my designer is driving at the moment.

I am the worst back seat driver......so I am playing on here so I don't upset him by wincing and wailing every time he changes lanes or drives an inch from the car in front, or just has one hand on the steering wheel....

Morning Lally. not been to Bristol for a year or so now. Do not miss the drive.

Don;t drive with me then. I am safe in that I leave distance and obey the speed limits (mostly). But I am quite an animated talker and sometimes take both hands off without thinking. Only on straight sections though. But i scared the person we rescued on Monday by doing so because she doesn;t know how careful I really am about doing it

 

[LallyH]

Morning Lally. not been to Bristol for a year or so now. Do not miss the drive.

Don;t drive with me then. I am safe in that I leave distance and obey the speed limits (mostly). But I am quite an animated talker and sometimes take both hands off without thinking. Only on straight sections though. But i scared the person we rescued on Monday by doing so because she doesn;t know how careful I really am about doing it

An animated talker??

.....*adjusts mental image*.......tall stern green animatedly talking Dom....*head explodes*....

 

[Malich]

An animated talker??

.....*adjusts mental image*.......tall stern green animatedly talking Dom....*head explodes*....

Clean up... Aisle 7.

 

[LallyH]

Clean up... Aisle 7.

So despite a head exploding with hobbit loving green chattering hand waving fiver clutching Doms, I managed to secure my Bristol contract for another year, and I've arrived back in one piece, thanks to a scarily clear run on the M5 and M6.

Anyone seen Daisy yet? And have the NI tag team disappeared?

On another note, as I'm a noob, can anyone tell me if putting someone on ignore means that it will block them from sending me PMs? Is that how it works?

 

[Malich]

So despite a head exploding with hobbit loving green chattering hand waving fiver clutching Doms, I managed to secure my Bristol contract for another year, and I've arrived back in one piece, thanks to a scarily clear run on the M5 and M6.

Anyone seen Daisy yet? And have the NI tag team disappeared?

On another note, as I'm a noob, can anyone tell me if putting someone on ignore means that it will block them from sending me PMs? Is that how it works?

Yes, i think it blocks them totally.

No word from Daisy yet. Nor team NI.

Gratz on the contract!

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Hi Honey, I'm home!!!!

Lovely last day, the sun shone and I can feel that my cheeks are glowey after being outdoors all day. Been on a farm and a steam train today, lil boy is happy!

Put a big pillow between us last night that absorbed most of the kicks, so I actually managed a few hrs sleep. Nice easy journey home, very tired now, will probably hit the sack early xxx

 

[LallyH]

Hi Daisy

Glad you both had a good time and that you're home safe and sound x

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Very lovely over there, it seems like it is a time warp and back to the 70's. Small towns, very pretty countryside.
Very hectic couple of days, but very enjoyable a break from the stress anyway.

 

[Malich]

Very lovely over there, it seems like it is a time warp and back to the 70's. Small towns, very pretty countryside.
Very hectic couple of days, but very enjoyable a break from the stress anyway.

Sometimes, that is all that you need. The ability to say "fuck it" to the world and just head off for a bit.

 

[john_1970]

Very lovely over there, it seems like it is a time warp and back to the 70's. Small towns, very pretty countryside.
Very hectic couple of days, but very enjoyable a break from the stress anyway.

Glad you're having a good break. x

 

[LallyH]

Morning all.

Hope we're having a good day.

Anything exciting planned for the long weekend?

 

[XpersiusX]

Morning you filthy lot. In the office. Being naughty.

Obviously.

 

[LallyH]

I'll have you know I've had a bath this morning. Not filthy at all - I'm rather fragrant actually.....

I would be in the office but my computer blew up two days ago. I have two hard drives, one being the failsafe should the other go down. Mine both went at the same time. I'm a technical toxic hazard.

So I'm working from home whilst my friendly computer dude sprinkles oofle dust and fixes it....

 

[Malich]

I'll have you know I've had a bath this morning. Not filthy at all - I'm rather fragrant actually.....

I would be in the office but my computer blew up two days ago. I have two hard drives, one being the failsafe should the other go down. Mine both went at the same time. I'm a technical toxic hazard.

So I'm working from home whilst my friendly computer dude sprinkles oofle dust and fixes it....

Ah, he's trying to replace the magic smoke is he? Good luck to him.

 

[LallyH]

Ah, he's trying to replace the magic smoke is he? Good luck to him.

It is like magic to me....he writes the spells on the screen (run cmd this, chkdsk that), mutters incantations that sound remarkably like "bloody women" and *poof* - it works again!

 

[Malich]

It is like magic to me....he writes the spells on the screen (run cmd this, chkdsk that), mutters incantations that sound remarkably like "bloody women" and *poof* - it works again!

Well hurrah

better than just taking a hammer and chisel to is and screaming "WHY... WON'T... YOU...WORK!!!"