The Who, When, Where, and Why of SRP

[Angeleyz]

Wait till you read my third choice.

Dare I ask... ?

 

[Ravenloft]

Dare I ask... ?

"John-boy, you're so much bigger than your father!"

But then, that's very impractical as a safe word.

 

[Angeleyz]

"John-boy, you're so much bigger than your father!"

But then, that's very impractical as a safe word.

Yeah, that's a bit of a mouthful...

at least that's what she said...

Ba da dum...

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, don't sell yourself so short, that joke was worth a whole ba dum tish, not just a ba da dum.

(You know what they call those quick drum rolls? Rim shots. )

You know, we should take our act on the road, we'd make a killing.

I kinda see us being the next George and Gracie.

One of us had to start smoking cigars now.

 

[Angeleyz]

Cuban or a la Clinton?

 

[Ravenloft]

Well, if you smoke Cubans I'll have to get a sex change and act dumb...

I don't have that kind of money.

A la Clinton sounds like the best deal to me.

 

[Angeleyz]

Actually, I don't smoke, so you're safe...

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh good, I was starting to feel a little bit of performance anxiety there.

Phew, pressures off.

 

[Angeleyz]

On you maybe... I have to... You know... act dumb.

 

[Ravenloft]

Don't worry, I'll give you the set up, you just have to sell it.

Ready? Here it comes!

Say goodnight, Angeleyz.

 

[Angeleyz]

Don't worry, I'll give you the set up, you just have to sell it.

Ready? Here it comes!

Say goodnight, Angeleyz.

*twirling a long strand of hair around my index finger and smiling* Goodnight Angeleyz...

 

[Ravenloft]

Brilliant!

That was fun!

She was great, wasn't she folks?

Come on, everybody give her a hand!

*in my mind the sound of crickets chirping is like a roaring standing ovation*

 

[Angeleyz]

*gives a sweeping curtsy*

Please, please... You're too kind...

 

[Ravenloft]

We like you, we really like you!