The worst 'BDSM' PM's ever!!!

[FungiUg]

I'm sure there used to be another thread about terrible Literotica feedback, but I can't find it, so rather than start another one I figured I'd post here.

A couple of days I received some anonymous feedback from Literotica. How do I describe this? It's like a diatribe from a whacked out religious bigot who has no concept of modern politics.

It's long, so I won't paste it all. But let me give you some highlights:

SOME INFO TO PONDER ??

I URGE YOU TO TAKE GREAT CAUTION, I AM THY GOD, YE TURN FROM MY MESSENGERS AND MINE ONES SENT FORTH AGAIN UNTO YOU AND DENY THESE WORDS, AND YE ERR BEYOND THY COMPREHENSION. SO BE IT.
I AM
---Creator God Aton-------

Y'wot? Apparently my god is someone I've never heard of.

1/3 of all divorces are now attributed to the internet and over 50% of all marriages (USA) now end in divorce. FACTS !

And of course, no sources for these "facts" are listed. Remember folks, 93.75% of all statistics are made up on the spot!

WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO PAY DEARLY FOR THESE STATS YOU MORONIC, LUST DRIVEN, DIM-BULBS ??????????????

Well, I don't like in the USA, so I'm guessing it won't be me!

Okay, thus far it's random drivel by someone who has just discovered the caps lock. But then it takes a turn for the... interesting.

The Feminine Sexual Revolution is a horrific SATANIC conspiracy BY THE ILLUMINATI / NEW WORLD ORDER

O RLY?

I'm trying to think of reasons why an Italian-based mythic secret society would promote "the feminine sexual revolution". So far I've come up blank. Anyone?

Let me give you a few more quotes:

"YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW”- multiplied by ten or more" ... Lifetime/Incarnation after future lifetime ......after future lifetime!!!

Nothing like keeping your religions straight. Quoting from the Christian Bible while talking about reincarnation? Oh yeah baby!

The information I send you does not come from any form of your satanically controlled christian ( especially ) and other religions on this world. The info I send you COMES FROM SPIRIT and is the final WORD from CREATOR GOD ATON, to the brain dead sheeple, who inhabit this world.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Religions, for the most part , are garbage ( KEY WORDS – FEAR AND CONTROL ) created to mislead and lie to the sheeple.

You gotta love someone who starts out by shooting themselves in the foot.


Now it goes on with a whole diatribe about how lust is satanic and evil. I'll skip over that bit because it's just inane regurgitation.

YOU ARE ON THE PLANET THAT HOUSES SATANIC FORCES. IN OTHER WORDS SATAN’S PRISON PLANET. iT IS ALSO THE MOST DIFFICULT OF SCHOOLS FOR SOULS. IT IS HERE TO PRESENT THE MOST DIFFICULT OF LIFE LESSONS.

Yup. Lessons like "how to press the caps lock key" for example.


And now, because we're obviously not weird enough...

The Pleiadians from the star-group the "Seven Sisters" or the Pleiades, and other Brothers and Sisters of Light are presently orbiting our Earth in their starships. Some of them have been here since the 1930's in their starships and on the Earth in human form. Their starships appear in the night sky as flashing or twinkling stars. Many of these ships have strobing rainbow colored lights and appear as flashing red, blue, gold, green, and white lights. They can be easily seen on a clear, dark night to the naked eye.
The message they bring is Truth. Some of this Truth has been transmitted by radio signal code from Commander Gyeorgos Ceres Hatonn's command ship, The Phoenix, to his scribe, Doris Ekker (Dharma), who lived with her husband, E.J. Ekker, at Tehachapi, California. Dharma converted these radio signal transmissions into written form by computer. This written form was then published in the international newspaper, Contact and in the Phoenix Journals.

What can I say to that? Truth sent to us by aliens who are orbiting the Earth in starships. Awesome! Sadly, most of the science fiction I read has a better plot.

Esu Immanuel Sananda (Jesus) returned to Earth-Shan in 1954, and is now waiting for God Aton’s orders to announce the establishment of Creator God Aton’s Kingdom of Heaven on Earth Shan.

Does he hang out with Elvis?

I suspect porn receives a hidden subsidy from the Illuminati so it can be free.

Um... so a secret society dedicated to ruling the earth through control of finances are giving stuff away? Yeah, that works for me.


Some random stuff about the evils of sex (again, in case I missed it the first few dozen times) and, wait for it... "Alasdair Crowley". I knew there had to be a connection to the Illuminati somehow.


And now...

Pornography ensures that we judge people in terms of sex appeal.

Of course. It's not like we ever did that before ponography, did we?

It is a "turn-off" not a "turn on" for many men.

Er... it is?


And wait, my favourite:

Thousands of beautiful young girls are debauched and made unfit for marriage and motherhood. The stated Illuminati-Communist goal is to destroy marriage-family and make women a public sexual utility, i.e. amateur prostitutes.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around this, in so many ways.

Firstly, how did the Illuminati and Communism get together? Think about it. I did. Well, okay, in between laughing.

Secondly, if this is their stated goal, who stated it? Because if they did, then it hardly counts as a secret any more, does it?

All this is part of the hidden agenda of pornography. But the most important thing to understand is: We are under massive psychological attack. Sex is being used to enslave and induct us into Satanism. This deluded fascination with sex is a large part of what we call "modernism."

To neutralize this attack, we must eschew pornography and anonymous sex, both in fact and in fantasy.

Well, they sure told me!

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Heck! satanic, communist, italian, porn peddaling aliens! whatever next!?!

 

[shamegirl]

Satans prison planet! And here's me on boring old earth!

 

[satindesire]

Holy Shit Dude.


:/

 

[neci]

The stated Illuminati-Communist goal is to destroy marriage-family and make women a public sexual utility, i.e. amateur prostitutes.

i want to do the photo documentary.

 

[FungiUg]

i want to do the photo documentary.

Of women as public sexual utilities? Now there's a fantasy cum true!

Shame about the STIs... Oh look, my dick has fallen off! Oh well, I wasn't using it anyway.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

A couple of days I received some anonymous feedback from Literotica. How do I describe this? It's like a diatribe from a whacked out religious bigot who has no concept of modern politics.

It's long, so I won't paste it all. But let me give you some highlights:

I am so impressed. This is the sort of creative drivel that I would sell my soul to the Stalinilluminati to be able to write.

Bravo, nutjob! Bravo!

 

[TheArcticFox]

Hahaha! Oh man, those guy's can't be serious. Someone has got to be just pulling your leg.

 

[Alex_Bragi]

The worst chat up PM's I've ever received? That's easy. It was: a/s/l For those of you not in the know, that's text talk for age, sex, and location.

 

[shamegirl]

Why are you called shame girl?
Dos that warrant a PM?

 

[FloggingMolly]

i am the master of my mom...................finaly after months of persuading , she finally found her sub way with me and actually she was a switch .....

i am a certified mother fucker and i am proud of it and do tel me molly how are the things at your end ?

Disclaimer: For those too thick to have spotted the associated pictures, I'm not _actually_ DGE's mom. But don't tell him, he might be a bit upset

 

[Cattypuss]

Disclaimer: For those too thick to have spotted the associated pictures, I'm not _actually_ DGE's mom. But don't tell him, he might be a bit upset

I doubt it had anything to do with your DGE quote - same guy contacted me today and I have never been accused of being anyone's mum!

 

[FloggingMolly]

Oh, an equal opportunities moron

 

[Cattypuss]

Oh, an equal opportunities moron

 

[tyciol]

Hm, even if one does PM out of the blue, I don't think it's right to relate it here.

Certainly if one does, it should remain anonymous, at least. One does tend to receive more open connections to the hearts of others if one learns to practice discretion at what is labeled private.

 

[Kojote]

Don't you admit that FungiUg's experiences were indeed worth sharing?

 

[satindesire]

Hm, even if one does PM out of the blue, I don't think it's right to relate it here.

Certainly if one does, it should remain anonymous, at least. One does tend to receive more open connections to the hearts of others if one learns to practice discretion at what is labeled private.

It's always anonymous when we do that...and Fung DID post the PM anonymously! It's against site rules to post PMs with identifiers up on the forum and Fung's well aware of this. If he had told us exactly who had PMed him, he would have been banned from the site.

Bad PMs are fodder for public laughter. If someone doesn't want their PM to be laughed at, someone shouldn't send bad PMs.

 

[TexasLark]

What about the one I got from a guy on another site, saying that he had decided he was now going to be my Master, and that he had recently learned how to be a Master from a friend of his who has a harem of sex slaves, but, well, he was never allowed to have sex with or talk to the slaves. And OH, one more little thing - he was young man (about half my age), who is still a virgin.
Yeah, I want my life to be directed 24/7 by that guy! Talk about on the job training!

 

[infinity706]

It's always anonymous when we do that...and Fung DID post the PM anonymously! It's against site rules to post PMs with identifiers up on the forum and Fung's well aware of this. If he had told us exactly who had PMed him, he would have been banned from the site.

Bad PMs are fodder for public laughter. If someone doesn't want their PM to be laughed at, someone shouldn't send bad PMs.

I'd say banned from the site is an exaggeration unless it actually endangered someone. You'd probably get a stern talking to, though, and possibly get banned for repeated offences.

 

[satindesire]

I'd say banned from the site is an exaggeration unless it actually endangered someone. You'd probably get a stern talking to, though, and possibly get banned for repeated offences.

I've seen it happen in the GB. More than once.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I doubt it had anything to do with your DGE quote - same guy contacted me today and I have never been accused of being anyone's mum!

Oh, an equal opportunities moron

LOL

I got that guy too, and it was my first random pm in months. I was so disappointed with the quality.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Disclaimer: For those too thick to have spotted the associated pictures, I'm not _actually_ DGE's mom. But don't tell him, he might be a bit upset

GYAHHAHAHHH!!!!!????

It's a lie! A lie!

*In heap in corner of room with hands in ears*
"LALALALALALALALALALA Idonothearyou! Idonothearyou! Idonothearyou! Idonothearyou!"

I doubt it had anything to do with your DGE quote - same guy contacted me today and I have never been accused of being anyone's mum!

If you don't want me to contact you, Aunt Cattypuss, then fine. Be that way.

 

[Kojote]

That's definately worth rasing an eyebrow, isn't it?

 

[FungiUg]

Hm, even if one does PM out of the blue, I don't think it's right to relate it here.

Certainly if one does, it should remain anonymous, at least. One does tend to receive more open connections to the hearts of others if one learns to practice discretion at what is labeled private.

Nah. If someone sends me an unasked for message, then they are at my mercy as to what I choose to do with that. If they want to keep it private, then they should seek my agreement first.

Besides, it's fun pulling the rediculous and silly stuff we all do out and laughing at it. It's the crux of humour: recognising the rediculous in ourselves.

 

[Tawny_Temptress]

My favorite response to a PM came on the old MSN board which "allowed" us to have a BDSM and D/s board "all to ourselves." There were wonderful intelligent folks on there, and the subs were flat-out brilliant.

They would get newbies and wannabes who would come in and their first words would be something like: "Are you a sub? OK, on your knees, bitch."

For some reason they never got the response they wanted so eventually they would ask why not? The subs, gawd bless them, would respond with great sincerity and with a seeming willingness to be appropriately helpful by suggesting that the newbie/wannabe first press Control/Alt/Delete before sending the message.

To give you some idea of the intelligence of these morons, I think the record was something like 8 tries before the guy gave up. Each time he'd come back and the sub would blame MSN and urge him to try again.

Was it any wonder that the Doms on that board just loved the subs?

You mean if you are a submissive, you arent submissive to everyone?