The worst 'BDSM' PM's ever!!!

[smotherman]

You mean if you are a submissive, you arent submissive to everyone?

The biggest misconception is that submissives are submissive to everyone.

The worse PM:

A female submissive told me that I should change and be a Dom. I thought that was rude, I wouldn't try and change a female submissive.

Many of the people in this lifestyle have no respect for each other. Where's the love? I loooooovvvvve y'all

 

[FungiUg]

Many of the people in this lifestyle have no respect for each other.

Sad, but true. It was one of the things I was astonished to discover as well. Very few people actually seem to accept each other, most of us tend to be happier telling each other what we should be doing.

I don't blame the people in the BDSM scene (who, even though they know better, are only human after all.) It does seem to be a part of human nature in general.

 

[satindesire]

Sad, but true. It was one of the things I was astonished to discover as well. Very few people actually seem to accept each other, most of us tend to be happier telling each other what we should be doing.

I don't blame the people in the BDSM scene (who, even though they know better, are only human after all.) It does seem to be a part of human nature in general.

I agree with that 100%, kittycat.

 

[slave_]

Don't get me started about PMs, receiving the very first, right out of the gate, just asking:

"Are you a real slave? How tall are you? How old are you? How much do you weigh?" Listing and asking just like that.

 

[FungiUg]

"Are you a real slave? How tall are you? How old are you? How much do you weigh?" Listing and asking just like that.

What? You mean you didn't get asked about your teeth? Geez...

 

[slave_]

What? You mean you didn't get asked about your teeth? Geez...

TEETH???!!!

 

[MasterPhoenix]

I'm sure there used to be another thread about terrible Literotica feedback, but I can't find it, so rather than start another one I figured I'd post here.

A couple of days I received some anonymous feedback from Literotica. How do I describe this? It's like a diatribe from a whacked out religious bigot who has no concept of modern politics.

It's long, so I won't paste it all. But let me give you some highlights:



Y'wot? Apparently my god is someone I've never heard of.




And of course, no sources for these "facts" are listed. Remember folks, 93.75% of all statistics are made up on the spot!




Well, I don't like in the USA, so I'm guessing it won't be me!

Okay, thus far it's random drivel by someone who has just discovered the caps lock. But then it takes a turn for the... interesting.




O RLY?

I'm trying to think of reasons why an Italian-based mythic secret society would promote "the feminine sexual revolution". So far I've come up blank. Anyone?

Let me give you a few more quotes:




Nothing like keeping your religions straight. Quoting from the Christian Bible while talking about reincarnation? Oh yeah baby!




Thanks for clearing that up.




You gotta love someone who starts out by shooting themselves in the foot.


Now it goes on with a whole diatribe about how lust is satanic and evil. I'll skip over that bit because it's just inane regurgitation.




Yup. Lessons like "how to press the caps lock key" for example.


And now, because we're obviously not weird enough...



What can I say to that? Truth sent to us by aliens who are orbiting the Earth in starships. Awesome! Sadly, most of the science fiction I read has a better plot.




Does he hang out with Elvis?




Um... so a secret society dedicated to ruling the earth through control of finances are giving stuff away? Yeah, that works for me.


Some random stuff about the evils of sex (again, in case I missed it the first few dozen times) and, wait for it... "Alasdair Crowley". I knew there had to be a connection to the Illuminati somehow.


And now...



Of course. It's not like we ever did that before ponography, did we?




Er... it is?


And wait, my favourite:



I'm still trying to wrap my head around this, in so many ways.

Firstly, how did the Illuminati and Communism get together? Think about it. I did. Well, okay, in between laughing.

Secondly, if this is their stated goal, who stated it? Because if they did, then it hardly counts as a secret any more, does it?




Well, they sure told me!

Did he have a chalkboard and cry crocodile tears, perchance?