Things I wish I'd said

[twelveoone]

better to travel well than to arrive.
Buddha

you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

 

[butters]

better to travel well than to arrive.
Buddha

you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra

You come to an unattended picanic basket - take it

Yogi Bear

 

[mynameisben]

"Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!" -- George Kostanza

 

[UnderYourSpell]

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

I've heard he's gloriously well hung.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've heard he's gloriously well hung.

must introduce him to Champ then lol

 

[mynameisben]

"The penis mightier than the sword"

- An anonymous swashbuckler with a sticky spacebar

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart

 

[twelveoone]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone. Kevin Spacey as Roger 'Verbal' Kint
The Usual Suspects

 

[Skyechrist]

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are forgiven
So push it in
-Jennifer Salvos

 

[bogusagain]

Marriage is an institution.

Who wants to live in an institution?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If life is just a bowl of cherries ..... why do I keep getting the pips?

 

[vrosej10]

If life is just a bowl of cherries ..... why do I keep getting the pips?

Ahh Erma Bombeck; my mom's huge fan.

 

[vrosej10]

'...told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing'

Good ole Will S!

My life seems to be full of pompous windbags speechifying with nothing to actually say at the moment and I keep thinking of this line.

 

[twelveoone]

Change before you have to.
Jack Welch
Keep the Change.
Bank of America
Keep the change, Bob.
Billy the Kid

 

[theognis]

'...told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing'

Good ole Will S!

My life seems to be full of pompous windbags speechifying with nothing to actually say at the moment and I keep thinking of this line.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

 

[Bestroika]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

~Mae West

 

[champagne1982]

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

I've heard he's gloriously well hung.

must introduce him to Champ then lol

Robin and I have a lot in common, mainly our choice in aortic valves... We're both harbouring a little pig inside.

 

[greenmountaineer]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

~Mae West

Is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

~Mae West


Between you and me, Mae,
it's not something I would say,
not that there is anything wrong with that.

~green mountaineer by way of Jerry Seinfeld

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Robin and I have a lot in common, mainly our choice in aortic valves... We're both harbouring a little pig inside.

anything that keeps you going darlin' girl I'm all for it

 

[theognis]

Friedrich Nietzsche

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

 

[Bestroika]

Is that a pencil in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

~Mae West


Between you and me, Mae,
it's not something I would say,
not that there is anything wrong with that.

~green mountaineer by way of Jerry Seinfeld

I'll see your Mae and raise you another.

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
— Mae West