Things that made you smile today ~ 2013

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Well, it didn't happen today, but it sure made me laugh.

A week or so ago I ordered a fleshlight online. It arrived a few days later and I picked up the package and went home, opening it to make sure everything was there. And sure enough, it was, plus some free samples of lube...

... and a Snickers bar.

I honestly thought it was hilarious, did they think I needed the extra energy to use the fleshlight?
"Hey man, eat a Snickers."
*Angrily grabs it* "Why!?"
"'Cause you won't be able to get it up otherwise."
*Eats Snickers*
"Better?"
*Looks down and smiles* "Better."
 
Ended up re-watching something from last year that still tickles me. For all those forced (or not forced) to watched Frozen (again and again and again)...

You have got to watch this...

Try to watch it through its entirety at least once. :)
 
Watching Ripper Street, damn but I love that show.

A booking coming from a recommendation from another client :eek:

Ideas for ramblings...many ideas...
 
What made me smile today...

Getting ridiiiiiiiiculously high on flu tablets and lemsip and hot whiskey, then playing video games and scaring the bejesus out of myself. That's making me smile. In a kind of scared way. But it's cool. It's distracting me from the fact that occasionally the patterns on my wallpaper are dancing.

Damn fever.
 
What made me smile today...

Getting ridiiiiiiiiculously high on flu tablets and lemsip and hot whiskey, then playing video games and scaring the bejesus out of myself. That's making me smile. In a kind of scared way. But it's cool. It's distracting me from the fact that occasionally the patterns on my wallpaper are dancing.

Damn fever.

Eeek. So many people around here with the flu!
 
Despite my work day being entirely stressful and long.....hitting my numbers every time for push-up/pull-up routine....and even upping them.

At least...through all this...I'm sort of maintaining fitness, if nothing else.
 
Despite my work day being entirely stressful and long.....hitting my numbers every time for push-up/pull-up routine....and even upping them.

At least...through all this...I'm sort of maintaining fitness, if nothing else.

pens a message, folds it up into a fancy paper airplane, and then flies it in a marvelously complicated pattern over to her.

:heart:
 
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