Things that made you swear today.

I fucked up today and took the whole day off when I meant to only take a half-day. I enjoyed the time but that is now one less 1/2 day I have to take if I need it.
 
Stubbing my toe on a rock. Not only did it hurt, it brought back flashbacks of being 7 years old again.
 
took the dog for a walk and froze my ass off because he had to stop at every tree at every house around the three blocks .....does he do this on a nice day NO !!!!
 
Roleplays developing ..... and early brunch, bacon, gotta love bacon and pancakes.

Wonders if this belongs more properly in the smile thread than the "swear" thread, but find it's amusing to picture swearing over bacon and pancakes.
 
Wonders if this belongs more properly in the smile thread than the "swear" thread, but find it's amusing to picture swearing over bacon and pancakes.

Why not, I often swear to myself after a good meal...."that was fucking good!" :D
 
realizing I won't have my new TV speaker system for the weekend :(
 
People carrying links to pictures taken from porn sites that carry viruses.
 
That stupid motherfucking cunt behind me in his blue car who thinks he's top fucking shit because his engine revs louder than mine!

Well tell you what you son of a bitch, crawl that far up my ass and tailgate me again and I'll show you the ass end of seeing stars!!

Oh and by the way you dumb bastard, I know you're not a local because you'd know exactly how fast you can take the church corner if you were, fucking wish you had rolled the car! Ever beep at me again and I'll do worse than give you the fucking finger!!
 
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