Things that made you swear today.

[Mav Unlimited]

i'm sorry No is unfamiliar to me

I am a good teacher. You'll learn fast, I'm sure of that.

 

[Perplexia]

I am a good teacher. You'll learn fast, I'm sure of that.

*rolls eyes whatever chef boyarde

 

[Mav Unlimited]

*rolls eyes whatever chef boyarde

Don't roll your eyes at me, missy! Chef Bo...

 

[hwwannabe]

94 degrees out, went for a boat ride, decided to jump in. Son of a bitch that water was cold! Didn't stop me from swimming, though

 

[Perplexia]

Don't roll your eyes at me, missy! Chef Bo...

whatcha gonna do ? lol

 

[Mav Unlimited]

whatcha gonna do ? lol

If can think of a few things. But I'm sure you'll enjoy all of them.

 

[Perplexia]

If can think of a few things. But I'm sure you'll enjoy all of them.

thats what i thought cluck cluck

 

[Veroe]

Realizing I have to go back to work tomorrow.

Damn!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

whatcha gonna do ? lol

*walks in to hurl Plexi over his knee, and spank her hard three times. Groping her and walking away.*

 

[Perplexia]

*walks in to hurl Plexi over his knee, and spank her hard three times. Groping her and walking away.*

swoons and melts

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I have a female family member. Her ex husband is an IDIOT. He allowed his young son to get on his brother's friend's motorcycle. His son had on shorts and consequently is now sporting at least, a second degree burn encompassing the back of his right calf. I swear, I could plant that ex husband of hers in my rose garden. Damn if it doesn't need fertilizer.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I went to get myself a cup of coffee. Something to bide the time and help kill this headache I have. And poured the milk in. Noticing something was off. the milk seemed a little wisp on top of the coffee. So I checked the jug. And noticed that the jug's best before date was June 14th.

Mercifully I can't smell. So that isn't so bad. But awfully this means I have no milk. And no coffee.

Darn. And then I remember that I drank a good two glasses from this jug today.

Fuck. That explains those stomach pains.

 

[marauder13]

I have a female family member. Her ex husband is an IDIOT. He allowed his young son to get on his brother's friend's motorcycle. His son had on shorts and consequently is now sporting at least, a second degree burn encompassing the back of his right calf. I swear, I could plant that ex husband of hers in my rose garden. Damn if it doesn't need fertilizer.

I'd recommend not doing that, Cait. I'm fearful that the ex will end up poisoning the ground, making it barren for many, many years. That degree of idiocy is somewhat toxic.

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I'd recommend not doing that, Cait. I'm fearful that the ex will end up poisoning the ground, making it barren for many, many years. That degree of idiocy is somewhat toxic.

That wasn't the wosrt of it, M13. The idiot didn't even take his son to the ER with the second degree burns. Why? Because he didn't want to have to wait around to be seen. So he just bought his kid's mother some ointment and some of that stuff they use to wrap a horse's leg with. <insert swear words here> So I took them to the doctor's when he brought the kids back to their mother.

 

[yeishia]

I do not swear often but today I might have used up a whole years worth.

I am rearranging a room which used to be for my son's training. when he was competing. I managed to push the Bowfex into a corner until I sell it... but his bowflex weights were another animal

They go up to 90lbs each I think and are adjustable. I pushed and shoved and finally took off 30lbs and tried again finally I removed most of the plates.

The happy news I finally got them out of the room.

I cant figure out how to get everything interlaced again, I broke many nails I was trying to grow them a little, I maybe broke a toe and I think I broke the weights... Lord they were expensive.

I am hoping he doesn't notice.

I am exhausted too *pouts*

and I have my training later...I feel as if I already trained,

I know... whine... whine... whine

 

[Last_Rider]

I do not swear often but today I might have used up a whole years worth.

I am rearranging a room which used to be for my son's training. when he was competing. I managed to push the Bowfex into a corner until I sell it... but his bowflex weights were another animal

They go up to 90lbs each I think and are adjustable. I pushed and shoved and finally took off 30lbs and tried again finally I removed most of the plates.

The happy news I finally got them out of the room.

I cant figure out how to get everything interlaced again, I broke many nails I was trying to grow them a little, I maybe broke a toe and I think I broke the weights... Lord they were expensive.

I am hoping he doesn't notice.

I am exhausted too *pouts*

and I have my training later...I feel as if I already trained,

I know... whine... whine... whine

*picks up my Angel for hugs*

I'm sorry to hear all that.

*gives her a kiss and rubs her arms*

 

[Mephistophelily]

Pulling in to work and my boss is there.
And I am really. Really. Late.
Then he tells me I missed a very important email regarding today.
Shitshitshitshit.

 

[Nina327]

laying in bed for hours last night - not sleeping.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Work. And feeling sick most of the day.


*Rant* Why the hell can't grown people use a damn calculator to check their building measurements. If an overall measurement does not equal the string of measurements that make up the overall wall, and misses by two frickin inches! Then something is wrong, Clueless!!!!!! Get out your calculator and figure out where you screwed up! Do this before you send it to me to try to work out panel sizes! If the measurements are wrong, the panels made from those measurements will be wrong, Brainchild!

Also, if you show me two views of the same object and tell me it measures one amount in one view and a different amount in another view, then YOU, not ME, have a problem with YOUR measurements! Don't expect me to waste my time figuring out where YOU fucked up!

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Work. And feeling sick most of the day.


*Rant* Why the hell can't grown people use a damn calculator to check their building measurements. If an overall measurement does not equal the string of measurements that make up the overall wall, and misses by two frickin inches! Then something is wrong, Clueless!!!!!! Get out your calculator and figure out where you screwed up! Do this before you send it to me to try to work out panel sizes! If the measurements are wrong, the panels made from those measurements will be wrong, Brainchild!

Also, if you show me two views of the same object ans tell me it measures one amount in one view and a different amount in another view, then YOU, not ME, have a problem with YOUR measurements! Don't expect me to waste my time figuring out where YOU fucked up!

Interdimensional closet space again?

Idjits.

Want I should kill them for you?

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Interdimensional closet space again?

Idjits.

Want I should kill them for you?

Please?

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Please?

O'course darlin.

 

[ComeAlive]

*bangs head against wall muttering expletives... repeatedly*

What made me swear??

Got a text from my ex. Just hearing his text ringtone makes me want to drink!

Won't bore you with details but basically he's a deadbeat dad and all around ASS!!!

So now I've got the Baccardi's in hand and I'm wondering on the possibilities of telekineticly rupturing his brain from 3 hours away...

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

104 temp, 50% humidity, high UV index.

Fucking hell.

 

[zydrate]

104 temp, 50% humidity, high UV index.

Fucking hell.

OMG, want!! it's fucking 64F here....fucking cold!!!!