Things that made you swear today.

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

OMG, want!! it's fucking 64F here....fucking cold!!!!

You have a deal.

 

[Nina327]

My back.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

The motherfucking heat.

 

[Mephistophelily]

The motherfucking heat.

*Just points upward, nods, and collapses*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*Just points upward, nods, and collapses*

*Fans a collapsed Lily*

 

[Mephistophelily]

*Fans a collapsed Lily*

*groans the most obscenely loud groan imaginable*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*groans the most obscenely loud groan imaginable*

Here, maybe this will work even better:

 

[Nina327]

Here, maybe this will work even better:

Shivers... that thing just looks like i'm freezing and cant breath.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Here, maybe this will work even better:

WANT.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

WANT.

*nodnod*

*plugs it in for you*

 

[Mephistophelily]

*nodnod*

*plugs it in for you*

*attaches a strap around her lap and settles on the floor as it turns on, grinning as it blasts loose paper and small felines away*
I AM SO HAPPIEEEE!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*attaches a strap around her lap and settles on the floor as it turns on, grinning as it blasts loose paper and small felines away*
I AM SO HAPPIEEEE!

*runs back with a spray bottle full of cool water, and starts firing a fine mist into the air in front of the fan with a grin*

 

[DarkWarrioress]

 

[Mephistophelily]

*runs back with a spray bottle full of cool water, and starts firing a fine mist into the air in front of the fan with a grin*

Scuttles, you are an amazing man with lots of fluid.
*Coos and rolls around on the floor*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Scuttles, you are an amazing man with lots of fluid.
*Coos and rolls around on the floor*

*Chuckles* You know.. I've heard that a time or two before.

*spraysprayspray*

*grabs another bottle and double-fists it*

*spraysprayspraysprayspray*

 

[Mephistophelily]

*Chuckles* You know.. I've heard that a time or two before.

*spraysprayspray*

*grabs another bottle and double-fists it*

*spraysprayspraysprayspray*

Okay, doubleteaming it is getting into the kinkier zones for me here....

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Okay, doubleteaming it is getting into the kinkier zones for me here....

I don't think that's a complaint...

 

[Mephistophelily]

I don't think that's a complaint...

Just don't stop squirting.

(Okay, that sounded dirtiest of all...)

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Just don't stop squirting.

(Okay, that sounded dirtiest of all...)

You keep squirming and making those sounds, I'll keep squirting.

 

[Mephistophelily]

You keep squirming and making those sounds, I'll keep squirting.

This could go on awhile...
*wriggles and purrs again*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

This could go on awhile...
*wriggles and purrs again*

Isn't that the idea?

*keeps his fingers working... squirtsquirt! *

 

[Mephistophelily]

Isn't that the idea?

*keeps his fingers working... squirtsquirt! *

I shouldn't have lashed myself down...!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I shouldn't have lashed myself down...!

Oh, I don't mind..

*pauses.. considers*

Why Lily, it seems you're wet.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Oh, I don't mind..

*pauses.. considers*

Why Lily, it seems you're wet.

*bites tongue from "No shit Sherlock" comment*
Damn leaks.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

*bites tongue from "No shit Sherlock" comment*
Damn leaks.

*snickers* Smart.

I seem to be out of water. *holds out the empty bottle* Let's wring it out of your shirt.