Things that made you swear today.

[o_so_wet]

The totally patronizing and condescending dick weed at the paint store who had a brain fart and forgot I was the customer today !!!!!

 

[MsAphrodite]

Friends stupid cat!

 

[fuckmeat]

Crawling into bed at 3am, only to have the shit bugged out of me by an early rising bird sat on the guttering above my window.

 

[Erlind]

In college I had birds that liked to start chirping at 4 am. More often than not they didn't wake me up, but kept me up when I finally started going to bed.

 

[fuckmeat]

I wasn't amused. Sadly, swearing made no difference to its singing.

 

[Erlind]

Hm, maybe you aren't swearing hard or loud enough. When I swear things catch on fire, or was it I swear when things catch on fire? Hm. Either way, I like the new avatar. I barely managed to pick out my first one, so I've never changed mine.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

Hitting my thumb with a framing hammer. I can see the ruptured blood vessels under the nail which is a good indicator of how hard I was swinging. Stale.

 

[Nina327]

-looks at her hand-

Slamming my damned hand in the back door.

(no bruising )

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Messing up on one of the last parts I had to make for Georgia Tech Dining Hall. It was a rush job and I screwed it up. Bad me!

 

[Alana_]

My kid's well aimed snow ball down my back, and slithering downward, until it dribbled down beneath my jeans.

 

[sallythescorpian]

Meeting a client on site, walking (carefully) down the icy pathway, when I slipped, turning what should have been "pleased to meet you!" (with hand outstretched) into "pleased to meeeeeeeeeeeaAaagggghh!!!" ending with me on the ground, my knees, doing the splits, ironicLly with hand still outstretched!!!

Despite pulling my inner thigh muscles, I leapt to my feet, mortified, and attempted with as much grace as I could muster, to go through the remainder of our meeting with some semblance of grace!!

 

[Britwitch]

Having two nosebleeds, both the result of being clobbered by toys wielded by our six month old...

Going to put the wreath on the wall outside and realising after a couple of steps in the snow that I hadn't got any socks or shoes on!

 

[Alana_]

Ice. So so much ice around, that it makes having to leave the house a dread.

 

[chunu]

One of the objects of my affection detailing how she was going to seduce her latest crush and asking my opinion thereof

 

[ShyMystica]

The humid, unyielding tropic heat of summer. Yes...that is right, we have a summer Christmas...does that mess with your reality?

 

[chunu]

The humid, unyielding tropic heat of summer. Yes...that is right, we have a summer Christmas...does that mess with your reality?

not at all mystica lol - just a couple thousand kays north of you here

 

[ShyMystica]

not at all mystica lol - just a couple thousand kays north of you here

Ah, then you know my plight? lol...all these wonderful people talking about snow and ice, warming fires....and we have the messy, ugly, sweaty and uncomfortable heat lol.

 

[marauder13]

Ah, then you know my plight? lol...all these wonderful people talking about snow and ice, warming fires....and we have the messy, ugly, sweaty and uncomfortable heat lol.

Plus a couple of days of rain. Then the sun comes out, and you can see the steam coming off everything as it rushes to 100%+ humidity.

Yeah, and all the Christmas decorations, carols and such are all winter themed, and feature snow! Starts muttering darkly, a few vague swear words slipping out.

 

[chunu]

Ah, then you know my plight? lol...all these wonderful people talking about snow and ice, warming fires....and we have the messy, ugly, sweaty and uncomfortable heat lol.

i always thought it was a dry heat down in your state, so hmm sweaty, what are you getting UP to in summer lol. it is queensland that is known for the humidity

 

[ShyMystica]

Plus a couple of days of rain. Then the sun comes out, and you can see the steam coming off everything as it rushes to 100%+ humidity.

Yeah, and all the Christmas decorations, carols and such are all winter themed, and feature snow! Starts muttering darkly, a few vague swear words slipping out.

Yeah! I demand summer Christmas things! *frowns and grumbles before hugging him gently with a soft smile*


And chunu...I am originally from Qld, so I know the humidity well. It is just one of those rare days down here that the sea mist is as hot as the dry wind.

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

this early in the morning, yawning this much yet unable to just lay down and sleep, my mind saying im tired but my body saying im awake w....t....f....

 

[sensusaldesire]

Wait what a place to express how one curses daily. Nice I like .
Lets see shall we start with the fact at 5 am up let alone is a reason to say "Fuck here we go again!"
We also have the great pleasure of seeing what all needs to be accomplished by the day ends thinking to one self as doing so." Dam I hate doing this shit."

 

[Light Ice]

Ice. So so much ice around, that it makes having to leave the house a dread.

I've been told I'm tough to get away from.

Hur Hur.

 

[Alana_]

I've been told I'm tough to get away from.

Hur Hur.

LMAO...that took a minute for me to get. Very good.!

There's one ice I want less of and one Ice I want .........................................

 

[Light Ice]

LMAO...that took a minute for me to get. Very good.!

There's one ice I want less of and one Ice I want .........................................

I'm home sick today. I imagine you're a tremendous woman to spend a day on the couch with.