Things that piss you off?

pleasteasme said:
:rose: bg ~ come with me to my massage tomorrow, you can go first! I hope it feels better sweetie.

I've never had a massage. Do they hurt? I am a big baby about stuff like that.
 
bobsgirl said:
I've never had a massage. Do they hurt? I am a big baby about stuff like that.

I've never had one either bg...it will be a new experience for me as well...

*I'm scared* :eek:
 
pleasteasme said:
I've never had one either bg...it will be a new experience for me as well...

*I'm scared* :eek:

I wouldn't be scared as much as I'd feel a little weird being totally naked and covered with a towel in front of a stranger.


I post this knowing full well it's only a matter of time before the smartypants remarks begin. :p
 
bobsgirl said:
I wouldn't be scared as much as I'd feel a little weird being totally naked and covered with a towel in front of a stranger.


I post this knowing full well it's only a matter of time before the smartypants remarks begin. :p
What's that you say? I'm a little color blind but if you lift that towel I'm sure I can find the answer.
 
midwestyankee said:
I hope your case has dried off since yesterday. :p

LOL You know what, this thing was washed Monday afternoon and the seat is still a little damp. Definitely damp. And the armrests are still dripping a little water every now and then. :rolleyes:
 
bobsgirl said:
LOL You know what, this thing was washed Monday afternoon and the seat is still a little damp. Definitely damp. And the armrests are still dripping a little water every now and then. :rolleyes:
Pssstttt,.....BG, perhaps if you spent a little less time on Lit thinking about sex....


Just a thought, ya know?
 
midwestyankee said:
Pssstttt,.....BG, perhaps if you spent a little less time on Lit thinking about sex....


Just a thought, ya know?

Either that or sit on a towel, eh? :D
 
Pisses me off when people at another message board spread shit about me and Dazz around. And if anyone from NLCW reads this.........FUCK YOURSELVES WITH HOT POKERS YOU ASSHOLES.

:mad:
 
i HATE being called a fish by players who are worse than i am and are unlucky.

i raise to 3x the BB in UTG+1 w/AQ
one caller in the CO w/A2
flop is A29, i bet, CO min-raises, i call
turn is a 9, i call the CO all-in (which is only about 1% of the pot) and he calls
river rags off and i win with AA99 and a Q kicker

he and another player get pissed off at me because they don't know any better. who calls a raise with A-small...
i had the best hand before the flop... i deserved to win it... it wasn't MY lucky catch, it was HIS.

this is EXACTLY why you don't play A-small.
 
EJFan said:
i raise to 3x the BB in UTG+1 w/AQ
one caller in the CO w/A2
flop is A29, i bet, CO min-raises, i call
turn is a 9, i call the CO all-in (which is only about 1% of the pot) and he calls
river rags off and i win with AA99 and a Q kicker

he and another player get pissed off at me because they don't know any better. who calls a raise with A-small...
i had the best hand before the flop... i deserved to win it... it wasn't MY lucky catch, it was HIS.

this is EXACTLY why you don't play A-small.


What the....?
Can we classify this under spam? :D

What are you talking about for heaven's sake? :rolleyes:
 
Scalywag said:
you have his money, so the fuck with him. :)
yeah. i busted him. :) it still irritates me though. i see fish all the time and never bitch about it. it's particularly annoying when i get called a fish or a donk when i play better than my opponent.
 
I can't get the external monitor connected to my laptop to display the correct resolution to save my soul (not that it's worth much, but you get the idea). I have tweaked, uninstalled, re-installed, and otherwise cajoled every possible driver and display setting to no avail. And all because I got fed up with Norton Internet Security. When my system rebooted after the NIS uninstall my monitor gave up its independence.

:confused:
 
midwestyankee said:
I can't get the external monitor connected to my laptop to display the correct resolution to save my soul (not that it's worth much, but you get the idea). I have tweaked, uninstalled, re-installed, and otherwise cajoled every possible driver and display setting to no avail. And all because I got fed up with Norton Internet Security. When my system rebooted after the NIS uninstall my monitor gave up its independence.

:confused:


is it possible that it might need to be reset in the configuration of the display to output to the other monitor (or to two monitors)? I have a similar issue at work on occasion with the laptop there. Usually it's just a need to tell it to output the display to a different choice than what it's got automatically selected.
 
Mary Hall said:
Pisses me off when people at another message board spread shit about me and Dazz around. And if anyone from NLCW reads this.........FUCK YOURSELVES WITH HOT POKERS YOU ASSHOLES.

:mad:

They shouldn't even be prying in the first place, what you do is your business. They sound completely immature judging from your post.
 
They shouldn't even be prying in the first place, what you do is your business. They sound completely immature judging from your post.

Oh they are, always picking on and bullying Dazz for no reason. They make me fucking sick how they treat him. I hope they are reading this so they know what petty small minded cunts they are.

So what that Dazz posts stuff here, big deal! There was no goddamn reason to spread what he posted around your shitty crappy board. I fuckin` dare you assholes to come here and try shit and watch you get flamed by the more adult mature people here.

Every one of you at NLCW can rot in hell.
 
someone brought me some peaches the other day... now my house is filled with fuckin' fruit flies. :mad:
 
EJFan said:
i HATE being called a fish by players who are worse than i am and are unlucky.

i raise to 3x the BB in UTG+1 w/AQ
one caller in the CO w/A2
flop is A29, i bet, CO min-raises, i call
turn is a 9, i call the CO all-in (which is only about 1% of the pot) and he calls
river rags off and i win with AA99 and a Q kicker

he and another player get pissed off at me because they don't know any better. who calls a raise with A-small...
i had the best hand before the flop... i deserved to win it... it wasn't MY lucky catch, it was HIS.

this is EXACTLY why you don't play A-small.

Stop it!! You're making my brain hurt. No habla whatever the hell it is. :D
 
get a fly strip.. They aren't attractive but they work

EJFan said:
someone brought me some peaches the other day... now my house is filled with fuckin' fruit flies. :mad:
 
EJFan said:
i HATE being called a fish by players who are worse than i am and are unlucky.

i raise to 3x the BB in UTG+1 w/AQ
one caller in the CO w/A2
flop is A29, i bet, CO min-raises, i call
turn is a 9, i call the CO all-in (which is only about 1% of the pot) and he calls
river rags off and i win with AA99 and a Q kicker

he and another player get pissed off at me because they don't know any better. who calls a raise with A-small...
i had the best hand before the flop... i deserved to win it... it wasn't MY lucky catch, it was HIS.

this is EXACTLY why you don't play A-small.

*Taps side of nose* Gotcha, dogs barking, cannot fly without umbrella, package is fairy floss to the max, xpt will C u 3 at stn.
Q.
 
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