Things that piss you off?

[Quoll]

The search continues...
Can opener:

No
http://www.teamramos.com/techniques2/canopener3.jpg

Cute but no.
http://www.signxing.com/shop/cartpix/cat_m.gif


Close, but not quite.
http://3dsmodels.com/models/can_opener/can_opener_2s.jpg


and wtf :interrabang:

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzza/c/canopener.jpg

 

[Phaedre]

I fucking hate it when I am right. At least about this. Just once I'd like to be wrong.

 

[silverwhisper]

[blinks]

er...?

ed

 

[Phaedre]

[blinks]

er...?

ed

Ah, sorry. I just needed to vent. Feeling better now.

 

[silverwhisper]

OK. :>

[trout-smacks phaedre]



ed

 

[bobsgirl]

I had terrible dreams last night. There are monsters in the closet.

 

[silverwhisper]

repressing one's inner nature is always a bad idea, i've always said.

ed

 

[EJFan]

I had terrible dreams last night. There are monsters in the closet.

should they exit, would they then be GAY monsters?

 

[silverwhisper]

closeted or not, they're still possibly gay.

we could ask bg to find out, though. bg?



ed

 

[Eilan]

WPMO. . .

My ex obviously doesn't read the emails/updates about the kids' activities.

Tomorrow is the kids' fall party at school (can't call it a Halloween party because that would be, um, wrong). My name's on the volunteer list, but do you think anyone from either child's class has called asking me to help out? Hell, no! I'll bet I don't sign up to be a volunteer next year.

 

[EJFan]

WPMO. . .

My ex obviously doesn't read the emails/updates about the kids' activities.

Tomorrow is the kids' fall party at school (can't call it a Halloween party because that would be, um, wrong). My name's on the volunteer list, but do you think anyone from either child's class has called asking me to help out? Hell, no! I'll bet I don't sign up to be a volunteer next year.

i have a serious objection to calling this a fall party... it's so inconsiderate of the other seasons' feelings. i bet they don't have a summer party. what kinda discrimination is that?

 

[silverwhisper]

you're right, they don't! teacher should work all 12 months like the rest of us!

ed

 

[Eilan]

i have a serious objection to calling this a fall party... it's so inconsiderate of the other seasons' feelings. i bet they don't have a summer party. what kinda discrimination is that?

It's not necessarily discrimination. It's merely excluding certain seasons.

 

[Phaedre]

you're right, they don't! teacher should work all 12 months like the rest of us!

ed

Are you sure you want to be flinging inflammatory remarks like that around? I've had a really, really crap day hence I've already used up today's restraint quota...

 

[silverwhisper]

[hands phaedre new batteries for her sarcasm detector]

:>

ed

 

[Phaedre]

[hands phaedre new batteries for her sarcasm detector]

:>

ed

Ooooh! Batteries, how sweet.

Now to decide where best to use them... the sarcasm detector or the item that arrived sans batteries... Hmm what a choice to have to make...

 

[silverwhisper]

the latter.
:>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

should they exit, would they then be GAY monsters?

Yes. they're moving to NJ to get married.

 

[Phaedre]

the latter.
:>

ed

rofl. Congrats you get the 'I made Phaedre laugh' prize. :troutsmack.

 

[silverwhisper]

well, it's always good to make a friend laugh, esp when it's needed. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

i'm fucking bored

 

[silverwhisper]

so bored the only way to stay entertained is to fuck?

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

Who's bored and what does she do so well that she merits such loud praise?

Details, man, we want details!

 

[EJFan]

so bored the only way to stay entertained is to fuck?

ed

so bored that i'm actually contemplating doing more cleaning than i typically do on fridays. if i could remember where the furniture polish or window cleaner was i'd probably bust it out and do some housekeeping. this place isn't dirty but i'm no cleaning fanatic... vacuum, sweep, launder... that's about all i do.

 

[EJFan]

Who's bored and what does she do so well that she merits such loud praise?

Details, man, we want details!

i haven't had sex since the reagan administration... so it doesn't take much to impress me. believe me, you don't want to go by my praise.