Things that piss you off?

[bobsgirl]

Yep, this is what you think. Haven't had that happen since I was a teenager. I cannot wait until I am in menopause and never have to deal with products again.

However, if reminds me of an old (really bad) dumb blonde joke.

Did you hear about the blonde who bled to death while parachuting?

She pulled the wrong string.

LOLOL!

Well, I am a heck of a lot closer to menopause than you. Every time I have to buy 'em I say this will be the last time. (I hope, I hope.)

How in the worldl can I have been at Lit for 4 years and still blush about this?

 

[Denae]

LOLOL!

Well, I am a heck of a lot closer to menopause than you. Every time I have to buy 'em I say this will be the last time. (I hope, I hope.)

How in the worldl can I have been at Lit for 4 years and still blush about this?

Amazing women think I like--I say the same thing when I have to buy them. I don't think we're that far apart in age BG. When I had my physical in November, I asked them to check my bloodwork to see if I was in peri-menopause and, lucky me, I am...so I'm getting closer.

There's still things I'd blush about, but I'm not brave enough to post for everyone to read.

I saw a license plate a couple of weeks ago that said GO BG. I immediately thought of you.

 

[Quoll]

LOLOL!

Well, I am a heck of a lot closer to menopause than you. Every time I have to buy 'em I say this will be the last time. (I hope, I hope.)

How in the worldl can I have been at Lit for 4 years and still blush about this?

Don't s*** me woman I've seen you say f**** and p***y.

 

[bobsgirl]

Don't s*** me woman I've seen you say f**** and p***y.

Just wait til I get brave enough to say c***!

I would never try to s*** you, pq. when I said p***y, I was referring to my cat, not my... nevermind.

 

[bobsgirl]

Amazing women think I like--I say the same thing when I have to buy them. I don't think we're that far apart in age BG. When I had my physical in November, I asked them to check my bloodwork to see if I was in peri-menopause and, lucky me, I am...so I'm getting closer.

There's still things I'd blush about, but I'm not brave enough to post for everyone to read.

I saw a license plate a couple of weeks ago that said GO BG. I immediately thought of you.

GO BG! I love it! I want one. Alright Denae, I'll tell you how old I am. 52

Is that close to you?

I got propositioned by a teenager tonight.

 

[Denae]

GO BG! I love it! I want one. Alright Denae, I'll tell you how old I am. 52

Is that close to you?

I got propositioned by a teenager tonight.

I think we're close. I'll be 45 in a couple of months and unlike you I haven't been propositioned by a teenager in, umm, at least 20 years. You go hot momma!

 

[bobsgirl]

I think we're close. I'll be 45 in a couple of months and unlike you I haven't been propositioned by a teenager in, umm, at least 20 years. You go hot momma!

He said he had a webcam. How tempting.

 

[Quoll]

GO BG! I love it! I want one. Alright Denae, I'll tell you how old I am. 52

Is that close to you?

I got propositioned by a teenager tonight.

Here ya go, complete with accessories.

 

[Eilan]

I got propositioned by a teenager tonight.

Ok. I admit it. I lied about my age.

 

[Quoll]

Ok. I admit it. I lied about my age.

Well that does it, your credibility is gone, I bet your ex didn't really have a huge wang either.

 

[Eilan]

I bet your ex didn't really have a huge wang either.

Well, it wasn't long huge. Just horizontally enhanced.

 

[bobsgirl]

Ok. I admit it. I lied about my age.

Well, thank God. Nothing worse than breaking in a new one...

 

[center_stage]

WPMO: The guy that is supposed to be interested in/dating me asks me if my older sister is hot. WTF?

 

[SlickTony]

Right now, practically everything.

 

[SweetErika]

My inbox being flooded with irrelevant junk thanks to a n00b who has decided to post to/bump about 45 (and counting) old threads.

 

[Quoll]

My inbox being flooded with irrelevant junk thanks to a n00b who has decided to post to/bump about 45 (and counting) old threads.

Hopefully it's trying to get an av, only 53 to go.

 

[Blues_Ladywoman]

when the lady at the salon is so rough with my hair that my scalp bleeds. I'm not tender headed at all.

 

[SweetErika]

Hopefully it's trying to get an av, only 53 to go.

That's what I was thinking, but if that's the case, why not go rack them up in the PG?

I'm going to bed, and hopefully it will have found the PG and/or this urge to send a friendly PM will be gone in the morning.

Nighty-nite, PQ.

 

[bobsgirl]

Wide awake at 3:26 a.m.

 

[Denae]

when the lady at the salon is so rough with my hair that my scalp bleeds. I'm not tender headed at all.

Holy Crap! I hope you complained to management-there's no excuse for rough treatment like that.

 

[Mary Hall]

Getting woken up early by the next door neighbour who decides he's gonna yell and scream at his young kids at any hour of the fucking day.

 

[Quoll]

That's what I was thinking, but if that's the case, why not go rack them up in the PG?

I'm going to bed, and hopefully it will have found the PG and/or this urge to send a friendly PM will be gone in the morning.

Nighty-nite, PQ.

May you have the patience I lack.

 

[Quoll]

It's very easy looking in from the outside, so I say this with all sincerity, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF.

 

[Eilan]

This morning, my kids didn't miss the bus--the bus missed them!

 

[midwestyankee]

This morning, my kids didn't miss the bus--the bus missed them!

Presumably this is somewhat better than if the bus hit them?