Things that piss you off?

quoll said:
They are probably with the christmas lights, wherever they are. :rolleyes:
c'mon... you expect us to believe you had christmas lights out recently? you're down under. you guys have christmas during our june, don't you? ;)
 
EJFan said:
c'mon... you expect us to believe you had christmas lights out recently? you're down under. you guys have christmas during our june, don't you? ;)
Well we only had one set out, the ones we had to buy because the others are with my cds. Too cold in june, nothing nicer than sitting down to a nice hot meal when the temp is in the hunrdeds and the air is full of smoke from all the bushfires, you can't beat a good Aussie christmas.
 
quoll said:
Too cold in june, nothing nicer than sitting down to a nice hot meal when the temp is in the hunrdeds and the air is full of smoke from all the bushfires, you can't beat a good Aussie christmas.
this is just wrong on so many levels. ;) if i had any snow here i'd ship it to you ol' buddy. sadly it's disgustingly warm for this time of year. :(

out of curiosity... who in the blue hell is eva cassidy?
 
EJFan said:
this is just wrong on so many levels. ;) if i had any snow here i'd ship it to you ol' buddy. sadly it's disgustingly warm for this time of year. :(

out of curiosity... who in the blue hell is eva cassidy?

Simply awesome voice.Eva Cassidy
 
I never knew they put smut on Vinyl before.

Was that in the days when the Porn Movie was on a film strip and the Vinyl Record was the sound track for it?
 
Nightbird said:
I never knew they put smut on Vinyl before.

Was that in the days when the Porn Movie was on a film strip and the Vinyl Record was the sound track for it?
remember the good old days... before talkies... when you'd go to the adult theater and they had a live "organist." ;) :D
 
And sometimes there was a little bit of cunfusion about which "Organ" they were supposed to be playing.

Gives a whole new meaning to "tickling the ivory"

:D

EJFan said:
remember the good old days... before talkies... when you'd go to the adult theater and they had a live "organist." ;) :D
 
EJFan said:
remember the good old days... before talkies... when you'd go to the adult theater and they had a live "organist." ;) :D

:D :D

For you young whippersnappers, this is a recording of somebody reading the Sensuous Woman. It's embarrassing is what it is.
 
Having no power for several hours.

Frozen pipes ~ no water for several hours too.

and cold feet, literally!
 
pleasteasme said:
Having no power for several hours.

Frozen pipes ~ no water for several hours too.

and cold feet, literally!
hmmmm... no lights and a need for heat... this sounds like a job for SUPER-STUD and his amazing ability to warm sexy women everywhere. :kiss:
 
EJFan said:
hmmmm... no lights and a need for heat... this sounds like a job for SUPER-STUD and his amazing ability to warm sexy women everywhere. :kiss:


Well hell, I guess I need to sit around and wait, hmmmm?
 
pleasteasme said:
Well hell, I guess I need to sit around and wait, hmmmm?
faster than a speeding bullet... wait... speed is a bad thing in this event, isn't it...
 
EJFan said:
faster than a speeding bullet... wait... speed is a bad thing in this event, isn't it...

At this point, ANYTHING would be good.

Hey, isn't your nickname Turbo? ;)
 
pleasteasme said:
At this point, ANYTHING would be good.

Hey, isn't your nickname Turbo? ;)
yes... on both counts... and sometimes i guess it's a good thing. :)
 
EJFan said:
yes... on both counts... and sometimes i guess it's a good thing. :)

I have yet to get fully warmed up since getting out of bed this morning. Cold feet, you know?

Well, too much of a good thing can be... awesome! ;)
 
pleasteasme said:
I have yet to get fully warmed up since getting out of bed this morning. Cold feet, you know?

Well, too much of a good thing can be... awesome! ;)
see... getting out of bed is where you went wrong. :devil:
 
EJFan said:
see... getting out of bed is where you went wrong. :devil:

Ahhhhh, well when there is nobody to tie me, errrrr... keep me there, what's the point of staying?
 
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