Things that piss you off?

[EJFan]

They are probably with the christmas lights, wherever they are.

c'mon... you expect us to believe you had christmas lights out recently? you're down under. you guys have christmas during our june, don't you?

 

[Quoll]

c'mon... you expect us to believe you had christmas lights out recently? you're down under. you guys have christmas during our june, don't you?

Well we only had one set out, the ones we had to buy because the others are with my cds. Too cold in june, nothing nicer than sitting down to a nice hot meal when the temp is in the hunrdeds and the air is full of smoke from all the bushfires, you can't beat a good Aussie christmas.

 

[bobsgirl]

You wouldn't need that, you are already a sensual women.

I should have known... You...LURKER!

I'm so embarrassed...

 

[EJFan]

Too cold in june, nothing nicer than sitting down to a nice hot meal when the temp is in the hunrdeds and the air is full of smoke from all the bushfires, you can't beat a good Aussie christmas.

this is just wrong on so many levels. if i had any snow here i'd ship it to you ol' buddy. sadly it's disgustingly warm for this time of year.

out of curiosity... who in the blue hell is eva cassidy?

 

[Quoll]

this is just wrong on so many levels. if i had any snow here i'd ship it to you ol' buddy. sadly it's disgustingly warm for this time of year.

out of curiosity... who in the blue hell is eva cassidy?

Simply awesome voice.Eva Cassidy

 

[Quoll]

I should have known... You...LURKER!

I'm so embarrassed...

Did you know it's considered rare, you could get up to $35.00 for it.

 

[EJFan]

Simply awesome voice.Eva Cassidy

she was surely an attractive woman. i never heard of her (that i can recall).

 

[bobsgirl]

Did you know it's considered rare, you could get up to $35.00 for it.

That's me-- a smut monger.

I could sell it on eBay!

 

[Nightbird]

I never knew they put smut on Vinyl before.

Was that in the days when the Porn Movie was on a film strip and the Vinyl Record was the sound track for it?

 

[EJFan]

I never knew they put smut on Vinyl before.

Was that in the days when the Porn Movie was on a film strip and the Vinyl Record was the sound track for it?

remember the good old days... before talkies... when you'd go to the adult theater and they had a live "organist."

 

[Quoll]

she was surely an attractive woman. i never heard of her (that i can recall).

You can hear some samples here if you are interested.
Samples

 

[Nightbird]

And sometimes there was a little bit of cunfusion about which "Organ" they were supposed to be playing.

Gives a whole new meaning to "tickling the ivory"

remember the good old days... before talkies... when you'd go to the adult theater and they had a live "organist."

 

[bobsgirl]

remember the good old days... before talkies... when you'd go to the adult theater and they had a live "organist."

For you young whippersnappers, this is a recording of somebody reading the Sensuous Woman. It's embarrassing is what it is.

 

[Nightbird]

Someone made a recoding of you BG?

After all you are a Sensous Woman.

 

[bobsgirl]

Now cut that out, NB!

Someone made a recoding of you BG?

After all you are a Sensous Woman.

 

[pleasteasme]

Having no power for several hours.

Frozen pipes ~ no water for several hours too.

and cold feet, literally!

 

[mellowyellows]

Hard times!

 

[EJFan]

Having no power for several hours.

Frozen pipes ~ no water for several hours too.

and cold feet, literally!

hmmmm... no lights and a need for heat... this sounds like a job for SUPER-STUD and his amazing ability to warm sexy women everywhere.

 

[pleasteasme]

hmmmm... no lights and a need for heat... this sounds like a job for SUPER-STUD and his amazing ability to warm sexy women everywhere.

Well hell, I guess I need to sit around and wait, hmmmm?

 

[EJFan]

Well hell, I guess I need to sit around and wait, hmmmm?

faster than a speeding bullet... wait... speed is a bad thing in this event, isn't it...

 

[pleasteasme]

faster than a speeding bullet... wait... speed is a bad thing in this event, isn't it...

At this point, ANYTHING would be good.

Hey, isn't your nickname Turbo?

 

[EJFan]

At this point, ANYTHING would be good.

Hey, isn't your nickname Turbo?

yes... on both counts... and sometimes i guess it's a good thing.

 

[pleasteasme]

yes... on both counts... and sometimes i guess it's a good thing.

I have yet to get fully warmed up since getting out of bed this morning. Cold feet, you know?

Well, too much of a good thing can be... awesome!

 

[EJFan]

I have yet to get fully warmed up since getting out of bed this morning. Cold feet, you know?

Well, too much of a good thing can be... awesome!

see... getting out of bed is where you went wrong.

 

[pleasteasme]

see... getting out of bed is where you went wrong.

Ahhhhh, well when there is nobody to tie me, errrrr... keep me there, what's the point of staying?