To: The Fine Men of Literotica

[Commendatore]

Not yet, no. I have a few stories that are taking my time now, and I like to do my writing partners justice by remaining constant, so my energies aren't scattered and their effort is respected. Also, since I'm new here, but not new to the practice, I just don't have a broad base of knowledge on the sum of individual proclivities, history, and preferences, especially as exposited by the work itself; deeper knowledge than the mere perusal of a profile can garner, and I have not yet had time to get the more highly resolved image. I had been under a probably mistaken apprehension that my writing might not gel stylistically with what I had seen so far, but again, my opinion is unhoned by experience with this forum and the range of its individuals.

 

[Commendatore]

My connection hung up, extra post.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Not yet, no. I have a few stories that are taking my time now, and I like to do my writing partners justice by remaining constant, so my energies aren't scattered and their effort is respected. Also, since I'm new here, but not new to the practice, I just don't have a broad base of knowledge on the sum of individual proclivities, history, and preferences, especially as exposited by the work itself; deeper knowledge than the mere perusal of a profile can garner, and I have not yet had time to get the more highly resolved image. I had been under a probably mistaken apprehension that my writing might not gel stylistically with what I had seen so far, but again, my opinion is unhoned by experience with this forum and the range of its individuals.

Sooo... basically.

You're new, you're learning, you spend time with each post and have as yet not learned all about your co-writers.

Being verbose for the sake of being verbose is rarely worth it. Give me substance over style every time.

Besides darlin' initially I was seeing how you'd take to being teased. Interesting reaction.

 

[Light Ice]

Sooo... basically.

You're new, you're learning, you spend time with each post and have as yet not learned all about your co-writers.

Being verbose for the sake of being verbose is rarely worth it. Give me substance over style every time.

Besides darlin' initially I was seeing how you'd take to being teased. Interesting reaction.

He's invoking the image of a gay man with a flute of champagne playing pseudo-intellectual.

Ausus. Go throw Minx on his lap. That might cure him.

 

[Jokas_Wild]

He's invoking the image of a gay man with a flute of champagne playing pseudo-intellectual.

Ausus. Go throw Minx on his lap. That might cure him.

*bursts out laughing* I swear to god LI, you inspire me to step up my smart ass game. Your dry humor is amazing sir, thank you.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

He's invoking the image of a gay man with a flute of champagne playing pseudo-intellectual.

Ausus. Go throw Minx on his lap. That might cure him.

Oooh good idea. Com you need some Minxy in your life. She will chew you up and spit you out, but it's well worth the ride. When you're done with her, then you should seek my girl FF here.

You'll be ready.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

He's invoking the image of a gay man with a flute of champagne playing pseudo-intellectual.

Ausus. Go throw Minx on his lap. That might cure him.

Or..scare the hell out of him

j/k!

 

[Commendatore]

I have a special love for the Victorian florid vocabulary and the pleasing, if curcuitous, meter of the sentences. I'm weird. It's easy for me to give a mistaken impression, and I resort to sedulous care in lexical choice as well as an effort to be precise, which also may fail.

 

[Light Ice]

I have a special love for the Victorian florid vocabulary and the pleasing, if curcuitous, meter of the sentences. I'm weird. It's easy for me to give a mistaken impression, and I resort to sedulous care in lexical choice as well as an effort to be precise, which also may fail.

I've got nothing. You might be beyond my help.

 

[Commendatore]

I read contracts for a living for many years. If I seems I might have been unclear, I try precision. That's all.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Or..scare the hell out of him

j/k!

When you're right, you're right.

I have a special love for the Victorian florid vocabulary and the pleasing, if curcuitous, meter of the sentences. I'm weird. It's easy for me to give a mistaken impression, and I resort to sedulous care in lexical choice as well as an effort to be precise, which also may fail.

Giggles

I've got nothing. You might be beyond my help.

You be nice. giggles I think you can do it.

He's sweet. Wait. I know who would love that romantic cadence and speech. Nudges LI

She's our sweetest romantic girl. Yeishia.

Sorry I am ever the matchmaker.

 

[Light Ice]

I read contracts for a living for many years. If I seems I might have been unclear, I try precision. That's all.

Ausus is right. yeishia is an utter romantic. In-love with elegance, language, and romance. PM her. Now.

She's a delight. And I think you two would make something special.

 

[Commendatore]

My usual story style, though, is more like a knife fight in comparison, whereas in matters of my own, I am more voluble.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

My usual story style, though, is more like a knife fight in comparison, whereas in matters of my own, I am more voluble.

Strolls over and places my finger over his lips

Shhh.. you had us at romance. PM her. You'll like her.

Grins, moves back to Ice's side and winks at Comm

Bonne chance mon nouveau ami.

 

[Baelnorn]

Just not worth it...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

<insert obligatory comment about overtly outgoing and headstrong women irritating men because it throws the typical flirting expectations out of whack>

Anyway. Of course I can speak only for myself, but... my thread ideas are in the Seeking Role Players and Inspiration thread for everyone to see. If a woman was interested in writing with me, she can always check my posting history and read up on some of the still open thread ideas I have posted and then PM me. However, that obviously doesn't happen. I don't know if it is a lack of user experience with the forum software or something else. But the point is: I won't run after a woman, not IRL and certainly not online. I won't go around spamming my thread ideas until someone gives me a written mercy fuck.

Don't get me wrong, but you sound a little bit like a child: "I want sweets and I expect the supermarket to send some people over bringing me sweets". There are several quite interesting thread ideas in the Seeking... thread still looking for female writers. You just need to go there and grab them. Why do you expect the guys to go out of their way to get your attention? A quick search for your posts shows that you haven't posted in the Seeking... thread even once. Are you expecting us guys to all own crystal balls and somehow divine that you're "available"? You're primarily active in The Lounge but I don't think that many SRPers actually read that sub-forum. So imho it's no wonder that you don't get many queries for SRPs. What would The Lounge look like if every guy made such a thread instead of asking in the Seeking... thread for a female SRP partner?

Last but not least I think your name intimidates other players (see the joke at the beginning of my post). Perhaps they've been burnt by PMing one of the other "prominent" girls around here and gotten a metric ton of insults and verbal abuse. Perhaps they assume that this whole "ownership" stuff means you're not interested in anyone else and that their queries would be only seen as disruptions to your "relationship". I don't know what the exact reasons are but I'd still strongly suggest to post some of your ideas in the Seeking... thread to make your intentions clearly visible for everyone who might be interested in writing with you.

*deep breath*

Darling. I think you completely misread her. She's not talking threads that she wants to create. She's talking naughty fucking here in the lounges. Like my chateau, Minx's boudoir, Rayne's heaven, Cherry's hot spot...

Shit, FF you need a thread all your own to fuck guys in!

 

[Niriate]

I find this post extremely unfair to females. As if women can't provide you with a good fuck... Pfff...


*pokes tongue*
J/k, love you FF

 

[Nina327]

Shit, FF you need a thread all your own to fuck guys in!

FF's Fuck-room.... Cum Often... Leave Happy

FF's Fuck Shack... Always Open... Cum on IN

FF's Cunt... You-Here-Now
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...... Thread titles...

 

[Nina327]

-giggles insanely-

steps up.. takes the mic... clears her throat ... aaaannnddd

Welcome to FF's Circ-du-So-Laid


The greatest show on earth... least I think so, from what I can hear at the door...

Cum one, Cum all... seriously. Repeatedly if she likes you.

Its not your average 3 Ring Circus... please leave wedding rings, collars, three-ring binders at the door.. though you can keep cock rings, belly rings, ear rings, clit rings, nipple rings.... ect.


grins...



yes I know... its a play on Barnum & Bailey not Cirque du Soleil ... i say, fuck it.. and laugh anyway..

 

[grant_s]

I have a problem, and I'm hoping some of you will be men enough to help a girl out: I've got mad, frenetic sexual energy coursing through every inch of my young, curvaceous, supple body. The kind of desire that can only be quenched with lots and lots of hardcore sucking and fucking action.

Hardly anyone offers to play with me.



Okay, I deleted the rest, the answer here is easy. If we all fucked you FuckFantasy, you wouldn't be our fantasy anymore then we got to look for another, then another, until we can find one that will spark images of pleasure like you do

 

[yeishia]

Commendatore feel free to PM me.

 

[Light Ice]

Wait. What?

Did I really just read that?

 

[Veroe]

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[yeishia]

Thanks for the PM Commendatore, I am reading your work

 

[FuckFantasy]

Yeishia, I saw what you said before you edited. Well, I skimmed it anyway. The part about spreading my cunt for everyone was nice. Seriously. It demonstrated backbone. I liked it. Too bad you deleted it.

I don't even know where to begin in replying to you all. I've been up since 5:00 AM. Again. My brain is rattled.

All I'll say - and please, Yeishia, don't get upset - is that:

I can be every bit as romantic, sensual, loving, seductive, sweet, and tender as Yeishia. Try me.

This isn't a competition. I'm just putting it out there. When I say an 'impromptu' fuck I really mean spur of the moment. But it doesn't always have to indicate rough, frantic sex.

I don't have Yeishia's same exact style. But I'm a woman, and I'm sensitive and affectionate. If you want breathtaking romance, I CAN DO IT. Ask me. PM me. Tell me what you want and so long as I'm comfortable, we'll go there. Just try not to fall in love with me over it - I can't tell you all how many time's that's happened.

Nobody's seen that from me on here yet, because nobody's propositioned me.