To: The Fine Men of Literotica

[Apollion]

*breaks the full stop spree*

Boy, did I pick the right time to come back.

 

[FuckFantasy]

<insert obligatory comment about overtly outgoing and headstrong women irritating men because it throws the typical flirting expectations out of whack>

Why would a comment like that be obligatory? What Mad Men episode are you stuck in? Not every male is threatened by a strong, extroverted female like you are. Some of them are really fond of a woman that's willful and outgoing. It probably has something to do with how secure they are in their sexuality.

Anyway. Of course I can speak only for myself, but... my thread ideas are in the Seeking Role Players and Inspiration thread for everyone to see. If a woman was interested in writing with me, she can always check my posting history and read up on some of the still open thread ideas I have posted and then PM me. However, that obviously doesn't happen. I don't know if it is a lack of user experience with the forum software or something else.

Ausus said this already, but you do realize I'm not hunting for story partners? I have plenty of offers there, thanks. I explained that so everyone could understand. However, that obviously didn't happen. I don't know if it's a lack of reading comprehension or something else.

But the point is: I won't run after a woman, not IRL and certainly not online. I won't go around spamming my thread ideas until someone gives me a written mercy fuck.

Don't get me wrong, but you sound a little bit like a child: "I want sweets and I expect the supermarket to send some people over bringing me sweets".

I find it very interesting that you wrote these two statements one after the other. Read and re-read them until you can properly comprehend just how hypocritical you sound.

Last but not least I think your name intimidates other players (see the joke at the beginning of my post). Perhaps they've been burnt by PMing one of the other "prominent" girls around here and gotten a metric ton of insults and verbal abuse. Perhaps they assume that this whole "ownership" stuff means you're not interested in anyone else and that their queries would be only seen as disruptions to your "relationship".

I'm sorry you've been burned, Baelnorn. I hope someday you can find a woman that's every bit the swooning wallflower you dream of dominating and then ignoring.

And FYI? I woke up to thirteen new PMs. Thank you for helping keep my thread near the top of the Lounge! Now I have all the 'mercy fucks' I need to keep myself properly entertained until you post something idiotic again.

 

[tonythom]

hmmm

I see no issue. You are hot
you are very sexy
You speak your mind

I like that. that means that you know what you like, what you dislike and can share that with me as your lover.

I look for that.

I want to know about every inch of your body, and your mind... I want to know every button to push, every secret dirty fantasy because you wanna know what makes me cum? and I mean spewing, creamy squirting streaming loads of cum?

know that I can make you cum, again, and again, and again....

I get off knowing that you are getting off....

care to share?

you have a pm hon

 

[FuckFantasy]

Commendatore feel free to PM me.

Aww, Yeishia, come ON, that's not what you had before! You edited over an hour later. Put the original post back up, please? I really liked that side of you.

 

[Apollion]

Everybody has a side of themselves they want to hide... some because they are ashamed, most because they want to save it for special occasions.

 

[yeishia]

Yeishia, I saw what you said before you edited. Well, I skimmed it anyway. The part about spreading my cunt for everyone was nice. Seriously. It demonstrated backbone. I liked it. Too bad you deleted it.

I don't even know where to begin in replying to you all. I've been up since 5:00 AM. Again. My brain is rattled.

All I'll say - and please, Yeishia, don't get upset - is that:

I can be every bit as romantic, sensual, loving, seductive, sweet, and tender as Yeishia. Try me.

This isn't a competition. I'm just putting it out there. When I say an 'impromptu' fuck I really mean spur of the moment. But it doesn't always have to indicate rough, frantic sex.

I don't have Yeishia's same exact style. But I'm a woman, and I'm sensitive and affectionate. If you want breathtaking romance, I CAN DO IT. Ask me. PM me. Tell me what you want and so long as I'm comfortable, we'll go there. Just try not to fall in love with me over it - I can't tell you all how many time's that's happened.

Nobody's seen that from me on here yet, because nobody's propositioned me.

My comments were not directed towards you at all. My response was directed to the comments made about my style of writing.

FF I also said I respect your honesty in expressing what you want.

I agree this is not a competition FF... I just like you, can write in another style, I simply do not choose to.

The comment was not made about YOUR cunt nor referenced to you, so please do not imply that it was.

I have a back bone when I choose to exhibit it!

This is a fictional place and so I deem it unnecessary to get enmeshed in the drama and public mud slinging as a general rule. Why bother seriously?

As Light Ice is fond of saying we are all here to Fuck and have fun

I reserve the right to do so in a format that is comfortable to me.

"Tell me what you want and so long as I'm comfortable, we'll go there." The operative word here is comfortable.

I am simply not comfortable with rough sex or language; here or in real life. That is my choice one I made for my own reasons. Been there done that/Bone dry!

I am in a stage in my life where my psyche requires more. (Should I become lucky mans whore, cumslut or fuck toy, it will be in the privacy of my own bedroom in the real word.)

I am sure the pleasure and the orgasms we both achieve at the end of our play sessions are equally mind blowing for us both.

By the way, I found your session in the whorehouse with CT to be evocative, romantic and simply amazing, whereas your daddy session with LI was well written, descriptive, intense, that you brought me deep into the action and it scared me senseless! *giggles*

I am who I am : You are who you are : I see nothing wrong with that :

I do not judge, I ask that people do not judge me

I removed my post because it offended Light Ice, I misunderstood his intent, and I apologize for that.

 

[yeishia]

Aww, Yeishia, come ON, that's not what you had before! You edited over an hour later. Put the original post back up, please? I really liked that side of you.

My post was a gut reaction, uncalled for.

Usually I take a deep breath and let it go....

I do not like that side of me, it serves no useful purpose, besides I did not keep it *grins*

 

[monique_minx]

He's invoking the image of a gay man with a flute of champagne playing pseudo-intellectual.

Ausus. Go throw Minx on his lap. That might cure him.

Oooh good idea. Com you need some Minxy in your life. She will chew you up and spit you out, but it's well worth the ride. When you're done with her, then you should seek my girl FF here.

You'll be ready.

It's true.

But can we avoid throwing me? It hurts when I land

Besides, my wrists are a little raw and I half dislocated my damn shoulder last night, it's killer painful.

But totally worth it

And that's Minx throw-down! RL anyway.

Next time?
I'll force him to pop my shoulder right out and slam me down harder, fucking pussy!

FF, great thread! Fucking loving some of these posts, awesome for a good laugh and I hope you get fucked three ways from Sunday for it

To the guys,

She's sex on a fucking stick, what the hell is wrong with you that you aren't tapping that?!

This has been a formal Minx recommendation from Slut Central.

Yeah, wow...I need se-ahhh bed....yeah....cya's!

 

[smallgirl]

(This is long, so I bolded the important parts for those of you who'd rather not read a dissertation.)

Dear Studs -

Hi there! How are you? How's your mom? Good, good.

I'm not so good, boys. In fact, I'm absolutely irate. I have a problem, and I'm hoping some of you will be men enough to help a girl out: I've got mad, frenetic sexual energy coursing through every inch of my young, curvaceous, supple body. The kind of desire that can only be quenched with lots and lots of hardcore sucking and fucking action. Furthermore, I've got the talent, the drive, and the creativity to get my partners equally, if not more revved up and raring to bang. I post on Lit a lot. I'm not shy. I come across as pleasant, articulate, and open. I've made my fair share of filthy commentary and playful repartee. My handle, if you haven't noticed, along with my signature and avatar, pack a punch. I'm smart and sassy, and I definitely don't have a prudish side.

Hardly anyone offers to play with me.

I'll let you all absorb that for a second before I move on. For those of you who aren't, somehow, shocked, I'll explain why I'm so mystified. I'm sexy. I'm a gorgeous girl. I've got a way with words. My playing experience on the boards is limited, but you know what? I know how to write an AMAZING fuck. I'm a role player, and I'm a girl who thinks about wild, wicked sex scenes every. Single. Day. I look sweet. My mind is filthy. I sound adorable and breathy. My need for dick is on par with a nymphomaniac's some days. I'm not kidding. Beyond all of that, I love to write. I'm turned on by intelligence. I love a man who can find new ways to describe an act that's older than time, and more widely discussed than any other topic on earth. Toss in the fact that my name is 'FuckFantasy' and I post daily with a couple of suggestive graphics, and you'd wonder why I don't get my PM box pounded with sexual invites.

I'm a rational, logical woman. I've tried to analyze my issue with you boys. I've questioned whether I'm simply not talented ENOUGH or sexual ENOUGH or whatever. I don't think that's the problem. I'm not so full of myself to believe I am God's gift to the art of writing a moan-inducing sex scene. Really, if you're gagging at how in love with myself I sound, you really needn't bother. I'm aware of my weaknesses, just as much as I'm in tune with all my strengths as a writing partner.

But practice makes perfect, you know? And if not, practice can at least make for a fun time for you, while I attempt to stretch myself... as a writer.

So, I believe the main issue is in the form of a man named Light Ice. Well, no, HE'S not the issue - your perception of him, and of what I am to him, is what's holding you all back from ravaging me.

Let's put all the cards on the table. I believe in facing a problem head-on. When you do that, you take away your obstacle's power. So let's talk about Light Ice, or 'Light Ice and FuckFantasy', shall we? (Since, you know, so many people think we're 'an item'. That cracks me up, really.)

The man is brilliant. I love his play. We flirt and fuck all over these boards. We enjoy one another thoroughly and repeatedly. He's awesome. And he thinks I'm awesome too. He is not, however, my boyfriend, my master, my lover, my husband, etc. Get all of those crazy ideas out of your heads. I can't believe how many times people have approached us both and assumed that I'm his 'property' or asked if they aren't stepping on his toes or mine.

Seriously, people? This is all text. This isn't the real world. I know I refer to Light Ice as 'Daddy', and that's probably throwing some of you off. But let me break it down for all of you: I call him 'Daddy' because it makes his huge, thick monster cock throb every time I purr it. (And I DO mean monster, ladies.) And in turn, it makes his Baby Doll, his nasty fuck toy, positively drenched with desire whenever she says it. That's it, more or less. It's an ownership that doesn't actually MEAN he owns me, or that I own him. It's funny to me that I have to even explain this, because LI and I both know what's up. But the rest of you are under the impression that just because we throw the 'D' word around, I'm owned completely.

It's not true. At all. Nobody owns me. I'm free to fuck, and I'm more than willing. Take me, I'm yours for the night!

And yes, I know, some of you argue that we have 'great chemistry' and 'a real connection.' Any idiot can see that. I won't deny it, and I'm fairly certain LI won't either. (And if he does, that's okay. I'll just punish him later!) But I'm a bit of a freak. I love watching him fuck other girls on here. Seriously. Jealousy is a natural part of life. It's hard to be too jealous, however, when he's pounding one of you sexy beauties silly and you're giving it back to him in your own lewd, lovely ways. It's difficult to be super envious when I'm panting and rubbing my slit at the screen.

Again, people: This is all text. It amounts to nothing.

I think Light Ice wants to watch me go at it too. I've played with exactly one other man in the Lounge. Ever. That was back in July. It was with Chronicle_Tenko. I'm pretty sure he enjoyed it.

Not a single other man has approached me in the Lounge and asked me for a good time on the spot.

Is it me? Is it because I'm new? Is it the lack of a desire for BDSM and flogging and nipple clamps? I really can't figure it out.

And don't get me wrong: I get PMs. And some of the best writers on here have approached me for a story. I'm grateful, really. But sometimes all I want is a dirty, detailed, but impromptu scene in this neck of the woods. Everyone sits there and whines about an 'emotional connection' or their ties to other women, or past jealousies, or old dramas, or..... *Yawns*

Guys. This is supposed to be a hobby, a distraction! Is it really asking too much for you to leave your emotional garbage at the door and just FUCK me? Forgive me for coming across as crass and lewd... then again, no, that's sort of the point of a porn board. That's not to say I can't make it elegant and sensual and tension-filled. I can play a lot of different ways, when given the opportunity.

I don't care who you play with regularly. I don't care if you've had a relationship with someone on here before. I don't care about your ex girlfriend or your fiance or your mommy who didn't make you feel loved. If you want hysterics and complications, go find someone else. If you want a nice bit of escapism with a girl who's smart enough to know that Literotica doesn't equate with reality, you're in the right place.

Let's make this simple:

You have a girlfriend/slave/sub that you feel devoted to? That's great. I don't care. Fuck me.

You worry what other people will think if we parade around together in the lounge? That's funny. I don't care. Fuck me.

You need us to be best friends and confidantes before we can RP? That's adorable. I don't care. Fuck me.

You just got out of a bad relationship, online or off? How sad for you. I don't care. Fuck me.


So please: PM me. Anytime. Ask me if I'd like to play. If I like your writing well enough, and I have time, we'll make it work. It doesn't have to be a huge production. You don't have to worry about me falling hopelessly in love with you, or getting possessive of you. I won't. But I'll be sure to give you something to smile about, even after we're all done.

Kisses (all over),
FuckFantasy.

P.S. Ladies, seriously, if you haven't jumped on Light Ice's dick yet, what the hell are you waiting for? He doesn't want to marry you or ruin your Lit relationships. He just wants to get off. Take advantage of it!

ok...as a woman i even enjoyed reading that post.

what's wrong with you guys?

 

[Apollion]

ok...as a woman i even enjoyed reading that post.

what's wrong with you guys?

I've been away for a while. Soooo.... I haven't had my slice of her cake yet.

 

[princesssexci]

Let's make this simple:

You have a girlfriend/slave/sub that you feel devoted to? That's great. I don't care. Fuck me.

You worry what other people will think if we parade around together in the lounge? That's funny. I don't care. Fuck me.

You need us to be best friends and confidantes before we can RP? That's adorable. I don't care. Fuck me.

You just got out of a bad relationship, online or off? How sad for you. I don't care. Fuck me.

I think this was the best part of the whole letter.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

I feel as if I missed something. I did didn't I?

 

[monique_minx]

I feel as if I missed something. I did didn't I?

Well that's not new you're usually missing something, Sinful!

In this case though, yes and so did I which is very fucking odd!

 

[smallgirl]

I've been away for a while. Soooo.... I haven't had my slice of her cake yet.

hell she even has my nosy level up, talking about Light Ice's size like that. holy hell!

 

[Light Ice]

hell she even has my nosy level up, talking about Light Ice's size like that. holy hell!

What can I say? Dude has a big Dick.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Well that's not new you're usually missing something, Sinful!

In this case though, yes and so did I which is very fucking odd!

What can be said?

Minx and Ausus- eternally, and happily ever clueless.

What can I say? Dude has a big Dick.

It's true these things that he says.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Drive by post to say FF gives good thread...

 

[brickroadray]

*sigh* didn't get an answer to my PM - guess I'm not worthy...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

*sigh* didn't get an answer to my PM - guess I'm not worthy...

Dude! She had 13 PM's this morning. Have confidence!

Confidence is sexy!

 

[Light Ice]

Dude! She had 13 PM's this morning. Have confidence!

Confidence is sexy!

But I don't have any confidence? Does that mean I'm not sexy?

Oh no.

I'm not sexy.

 

[Veroe]

But I don't have any confidence? Does that mean I'm not sexy?

Oh no.

I'm not sexy.

If you actually believe that about yourself, LI, then I have some beachfront property on Tatooine to sell you.

 

[Light Ice]

If you actually believe that about yourself, LI, then I have some beachfront property on Tatooine to sell you.

Damnit, V. You're ruining my passive aggressive play for validation.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

But I don't have any confidence? Does that mean I'm not sexy?

Oh no.

I'm not sexy.

No. I only fuck with you to make you feel better.
Shut up.

If you actually believe that about yourself, LI, then I have some beachfront property on Tatooine to sell you.

Really? how much?
wait. There aren't any beaches on Tatooine!

 

[Baelnorn]

Just not worth it...

 

[Veroe]

Really? how much?
wait. There aren't any beaches on Tatooine!

Shh, not in front of the sucker-err-I meant customer.

LI, What if I told you that your neighbors the Tusken Raiders are known across the star wars galaxy for their friendliness to new people. I'm sure they'd throw a rip-roaring block party to welcome you to the neighborhood.