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Fuck what she wants! Men aren't Burger King for bitches.
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James, you're right
but ... just an observation from an ol'bastard like me. If you give your woman 10 or 20 massive orgasms EVERY NIGHT it REALLY calms them down and they are waaaaay easier to handle. Hate to be quite so punny but that level of satiation does tend to rub off too. I'd much rather deal with a soft, cuddly purring pussy that a hissing, scratching HellCat.
It just makes good sense.
but ... just an observation from an ol'bastard like me. If you give your woman 10 or 20 massive orgasms EVERY NIGHT it REALLY calms them down and they are waaaaay easier to handle. Hate to be quite so punny but that level of satiation does tend to rub off too. I'd much rather deal with a soft, cuddly purring pussy that a hissing, scratching HellCat.
It just makes good sense.
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Just like when men orgasm, a woman can learn to control them as well. Once she understands how it happens, it pretty easy for a woman to bring herself to this type of orgasm... I little push here.. some thrusting there..
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Why does this sound more like breaking in wild horses to me?
It's like, "Yep. Just use the curb bit, Tex...makes 'em waaaay easier to handle."
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It was meant as a compliment - sort of. A massively satiated woman IS waaay easier to live with than a spiteful, frustrated one. Besides tshe'll be this wild horse who will require said "breaking" every night you're with her. The more she gets the more she wants. It's hormonal.
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Mr. G, need your help
I've been wanting to squirt for a very long time and have read your technique and watched videos. Then yesterday when I was with my man and he was pounding into me, I felt a trickle from the inside, not from where the pee comes. I was so excited that instead of bearing out I clamped down and it stopped.
Then today I tried again and it was just a small trickle. I feel like I'm going to explode an I come to the edge but then nothing happens. What am I doing wrong?
(I have to practice on myself because I don't see my partner all that often)
I've been wanting to squirt for a very long time and have read your technique and watched videos. Then yesterday when I was with my man and he was pounding into me, I felt a trickle from the inside, not from where the pee comes. I was so excited that instead of bearing out I clamped down and it stopped.
Then today I tried again and it was just a small trickle. I feel like I'm going to explode an I come to the edge but then nothing happens. What am I doing wrong?
(I have to practice on myself because I don't see my partner all that often)
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I don't have your equipment so I can't be sure of what you are describing...."Clamping down" sounds like either. kegels where you are tightening your pelvic floor muscles..(always a good thing to strengthen, or similar to what a man does when we try to interrupt the stream of urine...I don't know on a woman if the two are the same thing or not...(plead ignorance on that part)...
In my limited experience with women (plural) most appear to be able to squirt...about 1/2 the ones that I can tell are about to, IMMEDIATELY want to run to the bathroom and can not be talked out of it. The want to stop because they are convinced that they will pee.
In my UNlimited experience with a woman (singular) she and I related our experience somewhere in the annals of this thread. Basically she never had...we like you read about it..she relaxed, quit trying to avoid peeing herself and it definitely was not pee.
So...others will chime in, but I think relax and try not clamping down. Just keep stimulating in the most relaxed state you can muster.
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You have to completely relax the pelvic floor. Essentially, if you feel like you are almost going to pee...you have to not give a shit about that and just say "oh well" and let it happen.
That's why the going to the bathroom first is important, because at least, mentally, you kinda "know" you are mostly empty.
Clamping down and tightening the muscles is definitely going to stop it. I used to do the exact same thing, because I thought "oh, no, oh no...I'm going to pee, argh!" And, almost instantly, back to zero on the orgasm scale. Once I stopped doing that (and we prepared the sexual arena with multiple thick towels underneath) then the orgasm(s) happened.
Just saying though, the squirting bit does not happen EVERY single time, but, the orgasm from G-spot stimulation is just as good sensation-wise without the squirting/gushing.
I tend to find that it is more likely to happen if we have played for a while before attempting this, so, a longer build up seems to have a greater correlation of orgasms capable of dousing a small fire.
Though he seems to find the squirting hot, sort of like proof positive of a job well done, I am ambivalent on that aspect, and on the whole would prefer not to. After experiencing it both ways, I'm just as happy to have the orgasms without the waterworks. Just my two cents.
Good luck, and happy experimenting!
That's why the going to the bathroom first is important, because at least, mentally, you kinda "know" you are mostly empty.
Clamping down and tightening the muscles is definitely going to stop it. I used to do the exact same thing, because I thought "oh, no, oh no...I'm going to pee, argh!" And, almost instantly, back to zero on the orgasm scale. Once I stopped doing that (and we prepared the sexual arena with multiple thick towels underneath) then the orgasm(s) happened.
Just saying though, the squirting bit does not happen EVERY single time, but, the orgasm from G-spot stimulation is just as good sensation-wise without the squirting/gushing.
I tend to find that it is more likely to happen if we have played for a while before attempting this, so, a longer build up seems to have a greater correlation of orgasms capable of dousing a small fire.
Though he seems to find the squirting hot, sort of like proof positive of a job well done, I am ambivalent on that aspect, and on the whole would prefer not to. After experiencing it both ways, I'm just as happy to have the orgasms without the waterworks. Just my two cents.
Good luck, and happy experimenting!
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someone asked this a few posts back.
I tried a few years ago to subtly introduce the 'come hither' type G spot play, without any success, by that i mean that i was told 'that's uncomfortable, dont like it' etc etc...
I know everyone is built differently so my thoughts may not apply to others/all - but don't burn me please.
I figured that the surest possibly way in my relationship to break the ice was to build a level of arousal that was so high that there wouldn't be any conscious or sub conscious mental fighting on my wifes part, that being fighting against something not 'feeling quite right' or getting over the 'needing to pee' feeling/urge.
Without going into specifics the idea was to carry on mental and physical stimulation without initially paying too much ( if any ) attention to the obvious G and Clit. Instead when it came to actually touching her pussy i concentrated on firstly carrying out a sort of internal massage, gently fingering/probing/massaging as much of her internally as i could, followed by focusing on the Deep/P spot. I can't recall every last detail, but we're talking way way longer than we'd normally have engaged in that style of foreplay.
Anyway, i said i'd leave out the gory detail .....
So the idea was to bring her arousal levels to a new plateau, kind of 'losing herself' in the moment, the other thing was that by doing that for a protracted period of time definitely would allow her internal fluids to build up - which to my thinking process would possibly mean - more build up = easier to release it.
In short that approach worked and the dam was broken, in a way that eased things a little - but only a little for the next time we went down that road, there was still a bit of a mental block for a few times. However after a few more times she accepted that it was a/ bloody good b/ natural c/ did i say bloody good .....
so for us, it was initially a combination of lengthy arousal & horniness, playing with new unexplored areas, using different techniques to keep things fresh - be that fingers, vibe and giving the obvious targets a bit of a rest until the temperature had risen. Oh, one other tip, doesnt work for all vibes, but alot of G spot vibes can work neatly on the P spot if they're turned up the other way so that the bulb is facing downwards.....
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It worked! Thank you SO much!! Once I start I never want to stop and then I get exhausted
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It worked! Thank you SO much!! Once I start I never want to stop and then I get exhausted
Congratulations. I think Mr. G is right and that these techniques work nearly all the time, eventually with patience.
When my (then) wife and I found Mr. G's thread here... she mentioned doing exactly the ou speak about below. I had never realized that she was (at times) doing that. I did know that she would get up in the middle of coitus and go pee with great urgency, but it never sounded like an even partially full bladder.
You mention, later in your post laying down towels, that helped a lot....not because the volume expected was going to be so dramatic, but knowing that IF it worked or IF it was a bladder issue helped her to relax as suggested above.
^this is a good idea. I don't know if there is a woman's equivalent- in males you can only work one fluid delivery system at a time. But knowing that the tank is empty must help the relaxing.
In my further...um...clinical trials with other test subjects..I have seen ^that often. The ex and I found this fascinating and were pretty methodical about it. We both wrote up our take on the experience. I can't explain it exactly but I can tell by viscosity and the location of the initial fluids, I can tell when a woman is on the verge. I have had a couple of girls feel to the bathroom.
So unless everyone is on board with what this is going to feel like and what the results are going to be, in hindsight I wouldn't recommend initiating the attempt.
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So Many Variables
HEY YA'LL.
Isn't it a good thing we have each other here cuz as more and more articles appear on the various BIO / SEX sites most of them still haven't got a clue. Even more frustrating for those searching THE technique for it to work for them, these other sites NEVER give actual instructions or leave couples with any hope even. Nuuuaaaw ... "sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't." "We think we've found the G-Spot but .... who cares?" , "We can't, in all fairness say much POSITIVE about G-Spots because those who do not achieve orgasm this way will feel disenfranchised."
SAY WHAAAAT??
Here's one that prints a few things that we have already discussed. better than most but still obtuse as hell.
http://kinseyconfidential.org/female-ejaculation-complicated/
VESTAL asked about SQUIRTING. What I ask when the question goes into my PM box is: DOES USING the TECHNIQUE (or similar) GIVE YOU G-GASMS??" If so WHY this pathological race to SQUIRT??? Time after time after time not just me but dozens of women who enjoy this have posted that IT DOES NOTHING (OR LITTLE) TO ENHANCE THE ORGASM. All it does is make one helluva MESS and many find they can NOT STOP it from happening after that. Spontaneous sex is gonzo unless your business is BEACH TOWELS and you ALWAYS have a few dozen samples over your arm - ALWAYS.
I have received literally thousands of IMs and emails over the last few years asking for directions in making this happen. About 9 out of 10 couples, within 8 to 10 months, get back to me with their UREEEKAAA story. Many relate to some GREAT SEX they had when they were younger but could never quite recreate JUST THAT RIGHT ANGLE/PRESSURE/ SPEED / .
What I have found is that once the woman knows the feel of the GSPOT stimulation and it continues on to orgasm or multiples ( I mean .. REALLY!?? Why shoot a flintlock when you can empty a 30 shot clip every time you push the trigger???) you CAN make her G-GASM every time you want. EVERY TIME.
It's NOT that erections are too short but the angle to get to the G-SPOT in the VAG and the angle needed and the PRESSURE to stimulate it properly to orgasms - over and over again. Once she knows the right angle SHE can make it happen usually by riding (reverse cowgirl works best IMHO) but unless she's got a young buck who can cum and still stay hard for 4 or 5 HOURS at a time you WILL need to revert to your THUMB or a toy to keep her ORGASMING.
The one other topic re: squirting.
YES. Bearing down CAN sometimes stop a squirt but you'll likely find it also "bites off" the approaching orgasm about as effectively as having the IRS kick in your bedroom door. If you bring her to a quick series of G-GASMS and keep going the SKEENE GLANDS don't have a chance to fully engorge so when she orgasms there may be some squirt but not much. If there is an hour of stimulation and THEN you make her / LET HER G-GASMS she WILL, likely, flood the basement. IF she bears down or bites it off she will be left with a feeling of crampy bloated and PISSED OFF that you don't want even less than a soaked bedroom and hallway.
LOVE to see the feedback and thanks again to all conributing. It is a BLAAAST making it happen with a good woman and it is almost as much fun SHARING and knowing THOUSANDS of others are enjoying this degree of pleasure and intimacy that we share on this thread. Thanks again.
"" I can't explain it exactly but I can tell by viscosity and the location of the initial fluids, I can tell when a woman is on the verge. I have had a couple of girls feel to the bathroom.
So unless everyone is on board with what this is going to feel like and what the results are going to be, in hindsight I wouldn't recommend initiating the attempt.""
If she has gone for a pee and this happens quickly the most telling way of knowing it ain't pee is that IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE PEE!! I'm NOT into that AT ALL but who hasn't tasted a bit when she's come back from the bathroom?? Big deal. But when she is G-Gasming the taste is from almost tasteless to kind of a goooey sweeet - depending on the time of the month she's in.
Providing you KNOW the woman fairly well and as she feels the stimulation build and she THIIINKS she needs to pee - well I take care of that in my FIRST POST. Tell her to go ahead. Tell she's not going to and if she does ... SO WHAT. SMACK DAT ASS and hold her down and keep going.
I'll leave it up to YOU and common sense to determine which (witch?) woman NOT to use that approach but as she nears full ignition and providing you can get blast off and then keep those stages firing over and over again she may decide not to bitch much later about MAKING HER CUM like that. Naw. Proabably not.
HEY YA'LL.
Isn't it a good thing we have each other here cuz as more and more articles appear on the various BIO / SEX sites most of them still haven't got a clue. Even more frustrating for those searching THE technique for it to work for them, these other sites NEVER give actual instructions or leave couples with any hope even. Nuuuaaaw ... "sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't." "We think we've found the G-Spot but .... who cares?" , "We can't, in all fairness say much POSITIVE about G-Spots because those who do not achieve orgasm this way will feel disenfranchised."
SAY WHAAAAT??
Here's one that prints a few things that we have already discussed. better than most but still obtuse as hell.
http://kinseyconfidential.org/female-ejaculation-complicated/
VESTAL asked about SQUIRTING. What I ask when the question goes into my PM box is: DOES USING the TECHNIQUE (or similar) GIVE YOU G-GASMS??" If so WHY this pathological race to SQUIRT??? Time after time after time not just me but dozens of women who enjoy this have posted that IT DOES NOTHING (OR LITTLE) TO ENHANCE THE ORGASM. All it does is make one helluva MESS and many find they can NOT STOP it from happening after that. Spontaneous sex is gonzo unless your business is BEACH TOWELS and you ALWAYS have a few dozen samples over your arm - ALWAYS.
I have received literally thousands of IMs and emails over the last few years asking for directions in making this happen. About 9 out of 10 couples, within 8 to 10 months, get back to me with their UREEEKAAA story. Many relate to some GREAT SEX they had when they were younger but could never quite recreate JUST THAT RIGHT ANGLE/PRESSURE/ SPEED / .
What I have found is that once the woman knows the feel of the GSPOT stimulation and it continues on to orgasm or multiples ( I mean .. REALLY!?? Why shoot a flintlock when you can empty a 30 shot clip every time you push the trigger???) you CAN make her G-GASM every time you want. EVERY TIME.
It's NOT that erections are too short but the angle to get to the G-SPOT in the VAG and the angle needed and the PRESSURE to stimulate it properly to orgasms - over and over again. Once she knows the right angle SHE can make it happen usually by riding (reverse cowgirl works best IMHO) but unless she's got a young buck who can cum and still stay hard for 4 or 5 HOURS at a time you WILL need to revert to your THUMB or a toy to keep her ORGASMING.
The one other topic re: squirting.
YES. Bearing down CAN sometimes stop a squirt but you'll likely find it also "bites off" the approaching orgasm about as effectively as having the IRS kick in your bedroom door. If you bring her to a quick series of G-GASMS and keep going the SKEENE GLANDS don't have a chance to fully engorge so when she orgasms there may be some squirt but not much. If there is an hour of stimulation and THEN you make her / LET HER G-GASMS she WILL, likely, flood the basement. IF she bears down or bites it off she will be left with a feeling of crampy bloated and PISSED OFF that you don't want even less than a soaked bedroom and hallway.
LOVE to see the feedback and thanks again to all conributing. It is a BLAAAST making it happen with a good woman and it is almost as much fun SHARING and knowing THOUSANDS of others are enjoying this degree of pleasure and intimacy that we share on this thread. Thanks again.
"" I can't explain it exactly but I can tell by viscosity and the location of the initial fluids, I can tell when a woman is on the verge. I have had a couple of girls feel to the bathroom.
So unless everyone is on board with what this is going to feel like and what the results are going to be, in hindsight I wouldn't recommend initiating the attempt.""
If she has gone for a pee and this happens quickly the most telling way of knowing it ain't pee is that IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE PEE!! I'm NOT into that AT ALL but who hasn't tasted a bit when she's come back from the bathroom?? Big deal. But when she is G-Gasming the taste is from almost tasteless to kind of a goooey sweeet - depending on the time of the month she's in.
Providing you KNOW the woman fairly well and as she feels the stimulation build and she THIIINKS she needs to pee - well I take care of that in my FIRST POST. Tell her to go ahead. Tell she's not going to and if she does ... SO WHAT. SMACK DAT ASS and hold her down and keep going.
I'll leave it up to YOU and common sense to determine which (witch?) woman NOT to use that approach but as she nears full ignition and providing you can get blast off and then keep those stages firing over and over again she may decide not to bitch much later about MAKING HER CUM like that. Naw. Proabably not.
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Mr. G, I don't think I've experienced a G-Gasm as yet, but each time I squirt, it feels really good as it's kind of like a release, and I feel like it's a mini orgasm. I know it's not pee because I can clearly feel it coming from inside my vagina. You are right in that one should bear down at the right moment. I use toys for squirting and I'm learning that the longer you wait the better it is.
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Well said Mr G.
I may have been a bit ambitious to have initiated the attempt on ones I had just made their acquaintence.
I believe that if you are close enough to someone to be intimate with them you should try to be able to talk about it. It's just hard to cover a lot of what-ifs in a short interval of time. Especially when one is a wordy sonuva trucker.
I consider g-play an essential tool in figuring out girl-specific foreplay techniques. I tend to group girls into either the heavier clit-stim camp, g-stim camp, or a balance of both. When I'm sensing great responsivness towards a g-gasm, it's hard not to get perhaps a little goal oriented.
I may have been a bit ambitious to have initiated the attempt on ones I had just made their acquaintence.
I believe that if you are close enough to someone to be intimate with them you should try to be able to talk about it. It's just hard to cover a lot of what-ifs in a short interval of time. Especially when one is a wordy sonuva trucker.
I consider g-play an essential tool in figuring out girl-specific foreplay techniques. I tend to group girls into either the heavier clit-stim camp, g-stim camp, or a balance of both. When I'm sensing great responsivness towards a g-gasm, it's hard not to get perhaps a little goal oriented.
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About a year ago LIT went through a big reorganization. I received a number of EMAILS asking about my TRY THIS thread and when I looked ... it was GONE. No trace. I looked in the archives. I looked in other rooms. NADA. NUFFIN. GONE.
I contacted the folk who run and got a note back saying she'd look for it. After a few days I emailed again asking WHY after a number of years as THE most popular thread on those pages would it get deleted. A few days after that I received a "We found it and the whole thread is back up." I checked and it wasn't back up. I asked where it was "back up" and I was told it had been filed in this page - HOW TO ... CAFE - and here it was staying (no room for discussion) so I didn't argue.
The HOW TO main page gets 10 times the traffic as the CAFE so I'm not sure WHY the decision was made to put the thread in a back room but at least they reposted it. If people look around a bit or ASK they can be directed to the thread so at least it IS still available.
I contacted the folk who run and got a note back saying she'd look for it. After a few days I emailed again asking WHY after a number of years as THE most popular thread on those pages would it get deleted. A few days after that I received a "We found it and the whole thread is back up." I checked and it wasn't back up. I asked where it was "back up" and I was told it had been filed in this page - HOW TO ... CAFE - and here it was staying (no room for discussion) so I didn't argue.
The HOW TO main page gets 10 times the traffic as the CAFE so I'm not sure WHY the decision was made to put the thread in a back room but at least they reposted it. If people look around a bit or ASK they can be directed to the thread so at least it IS still available.
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Well, that makes sense. This thread will hit 5,000 at some point and maybe you could then start anew filed somewhere easier to find.
There are a lot of threads that have had staying power and many, many posts....this one when I first ran across it with a partner was interesting in the number of "WOW, I had no idea my body (or my partners body) works like THAT!" posts.
I would say you are doing God's work, but then I remember the need to conserve towels that those ubiquitous little placards in hotel rooms gently remind us about.
There are a lot of threads that have had staying power and many, many posts....this one when I first ran across it with a partner was interesting in the number of "WOW, I had no idea my body (or my partners body) works like THAT!" posts.
I would say you are doing God's work, but then I remember the need to conserve towels that those ubiquitous little placards in hotel rooms gently remind us about.
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"I would say you are doing God's work, but then..."
I appreciate the thought. It is a way to keep Sue's memory alive for me too. It is wonderful to know that there are so many couples who have stumbled upon or been directed to this thread and have "cum" away with the knowledge to get that G-thingie firing away.
SO many couples have taken a few minutes to send me emails & IMs to say "" THANKS "" and the one theme that stands out is : "" We had a great sex life before but this has just taken it another stage higher. Sex used to be about him mostly and now it is about ME too and I can't get enough. We are so much closer now too. ""
Be well. Stay safe.
Dave
and PS - sorry about the towel aspect to this. NOT MY FAULT. I've been warning people for YEARS now. If you can CUM (G-GASM) like this over and over but are thinking you're a FAILURE because you can't flood the basement too is just plain SILLY!!! VIVA LA MULTIPLES!!!
I appreciate the thought. It is a way to keep Sue's memory alive for me too. It is wonderful to know that there are so many couples who have stumbled upon or been directed to this thread and have "cum" away with the knowledge to get that G-thingie firing away.
SO many couples have taken a few minutes to send me emails & IMs to say "" THANKS "" and the one theme that stands out is : "" We had a great sex life before but this has just taken it another stage higher. Sex used to be about him mostly and now it is about ME too and I can't get enough. We are so much closer now too. ""
Be well. Stay safe.
Dave
and PS - sorry about the towel aspect to this. NOT MY FAULT. I've been warning people for YEARS now. If you can CUM (G-GASM) like this over and over but are thinking you're a FAILURE because you can't flood the basement too is just plain SILLY!!! VIVA LA MULTIPLES!!!
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mr. g: you know, it wouldn't take very much effort to create a new version of this thread in how to. as long as the blank manual link is updated to point to the new version, all is good, right?
as query notes, somewhere along the way this thread will hit the 5k limit and laurel is gonna lock it anyway.
if you re-create it, it will also show up under posts by you, which i suspect it currently doesn't.
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as query notes, somewhere along the way this thread will hit the 5k limit and laurel is gonna lock it anyway.
if you re-create it, it will also show up under posts by you, which i suspect it currently doesn't.
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This Was Posted A While Back
FOR HOPEFUL SQUIRTERS.
I'm not sure when it was posted but ... READ IT.
""OH MY GOD, YES!!!
I am a squirter. I squirt PROFUSELY (like, Cythereal amounts) when I've been aroused for long enough (which is almost constantly when I'm with my new boyfriend)... and I am SICK TO DEATH of it. I don't give a shit how many guys have told me it's like the hottest thing they've experienced, I WISH TO GOD I DIDN'T. I routinely soak through three bi-folded towels and the sheet right down to the mattress. If I try to stop myself from squirting, I can't cum. It is a HUGE pain in the ass. It used to be hot, when I didn't do it every single damn time, and when it was in smaller amounts... but it has really gotten out of hand and I don't know what to do about it.
So yeah... if you don't squirt, honestly, from my standpoint... consider yourself lucky. It doesn't make my orgasms any better or more intense, and it's a giant mess."" elijahRDC
FOR HOPEFUL SQUIRTERS.
I'm not sure when it was posted but ... READ IT.
""OH MY GOD, YES!!!
I am a squirter. I squirt PROFUSELY (like, Cythereal amounts) when I've been aroused for long enough (which is almost constantly when I'm with my new boyfriend)... and I am SICK TO DEATH of it. I don't give a shit how many guys have told me it's like the hottest thing they've experienced, I WISH TO GOD I DIDN'T. I routinely soak through three bi-folded towels and the sheet right down to the mattress. If I try to stop myself from squirting, I can't cum. It is a HUGE pain in the ass. It used to be hot, when I didn't do it every single damn time, and when it was in smaller amounts... but it has really gotten out of hand and I don't know what to do about it.
So yeah... if you don't squirt, honestly, from my standpoint... consider yourself lucky. It doesn't make my orgasms any better or more intense, and it's a giant mess."" elijahRDC
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I have been able to squirt a lot lately...mostly when I use toys and hit it just right!
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Didja actually READ the post above yours?
As far as I'm concerned this thread is all about whatever works for ya BUT ... on a personal level and the feeling of being able to give your woman MAXIMUM pleasure MY focus is on ORGASMS - or G-Gasms. Porn videos have given a false image of "squirting" and it's silly and sad.
Squirting is not, IMHO, a complete hijacking of the thread but it does give a lot of newbies a false sense that squirting is THE ultimate orgasmic experience. Almost ALL the posts describe it as unique and enjoyable but hardly ever actually enhancing the orgasm in any way. Then you have the more realistic posts like the one that I copied and dropped just above. To me the inability to ever have spontaneous sex ever again for fear of the dreaded FLOOD far outweighs the uniqueness of the event.
I get so many emails and IMs asking "What am I doing WRONG. I can give her 30 massive orgasms in an hour but so far COMPLETE FAILURE on the squirting. What am I doing wrong. What's wrong with HER??""
AYFKM??? 30 orgasms in an hour (and obviously capable of more - just keep going) and these people are so into the bullshit of squirting making things 100% BETTER and they think they are screwing up somehow or there's something WRONG with their partners. That's just SAD. There are women who have spent a lifetime with their partners and NEVER HAD ONE orgasm and they read about having 30 in an hour and the poster is wondering why he or she is a FAILURE. GAWD!!!
As far as I'm concerned this thread is all about whatever works for ya BUT ... on a personal level and the feeling of being able to give your woman MAXIMUM pleasure MY focus is on ORGASMS - or G-Gasms. Porn videos have given a false image of "squirting" and it's silly and sad.
Squirting is not, IMHO, a complete hijacking of the thread but it does give a lot of newbies a false sense that squirting is THE ultimate orgasmic experience. Almost ALL the posts describe it as unique and enjoyable but hardly ever actually enhancing the orgasm in any way. Then you have the more realistic posts like the one that I copied and dropped just above. To me the inability to ever have spontaneous sex ever again for fear of the dreaded FLOOD far outweighs the uniqueness of the event.
I get so many emails and IMs asking "What am I doing WRONG. I can give her 30 massive orgasms in an hour but so far COMPLETE FAILURE on the squirting. What am I doing wrong. What's wrong with HER??""
AYFKM??? 30 orgasms in an hour (and obviously capable of more - just keep going) and these people are so into the bullshit of squirting making things 100% BETTER and they think they are screwing up somehow or there's something WRONG with their partners. That's just SAD. There are women who have spent a lifetime with their partners and NEVER HAD ONE orgasm and they read about having 30 in an hour and the poster is wondering why he or she is a FAILURE. GAWD!!!
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JRaven
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Mr. G is right!
I don't squirt very often. But very thankfully, hubby thinks more is better.
30 in one hour?!? Okay, now I'm jealous. I've only been about to get about 20-25 in an hour. But, I can honestly say, I'm very happy with the 25!!
Jenny
I don't squirt very often. But very thankfully, hubby thinks more is better.
30 in one hour?!? Okay, now I'm jealous. I've only been about to get about 20-25 in an hour. But, I can honestly say, I'm very happy with the 25!!
Jenny
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I just found this. Seems like some of this RESEARCH is making its way into the mainstream sex advice columns. Not only does this talk about keeping the G-Gasms going if you/she wants (Although the continued / multiple G-Gasm(s) protocols are in a secret place - here: http://www.seductionscience.com/blissnosis/)
They even mention the face down / use your THUMB TECHNIQUE. Geez, I wonder where they got a silly idea like that?
(Although the continued / multiple G-Gasm(s) protocols are in a secret place - here)
http://www.seductionscience.com/2010/female-ejaculation-orgasms-a-complete-guide/
Of course - YOU GUESSED IT - the "SPECIAL" program and the SECRET(s) are yours for ONLY $77.
I've had people tell me since 2003 that I was CRAZY not to SELL the TECHNIQUE and that I woulda made a ton of money.
I think something like this is best SHARED.
SO don't forget to pass this TRY THIS thread on to your friends, relatives ... even some enemies. It's amazing how your life can change when most of your enemies are now on your side.
SHARE!!!
I just found this. Seems like some of this RESEARCH is making its way into the mainstream sex advice columns. Not only does this talk about keeping the G-Gasms going if you/she wants (Although the continued / multiple G-Gasm(s) protocols are in a secret place - here: http://www.seductionscience.com/blissnosis/)
They even mention the face down / use your THUMB TECHNIQUE. Geez, I wonder where they got a silly idea like that?
(Although the continued / multiple G-Gasm(s) protocols are in a secret place - here)
http://www.seductionscience.com/2010/female-ejaculation-orgasms-a-complete-guide/
Of course - YOU GUESSED IT - the "SPECIAL" program and the SECRET(s) are yours for ONLY $77.
I've had people tell me since 2003 that I was CRAZY not to SELL the TECHNIQUE and that I woulda made a ton of money.
I think something like this is best SHARED.
SO don't forget to pass this TRY THIS thread on to your friends, relatives ... even some enemies. It's amazing how your life can change when most of your enemies are now on your side.
SHARE!!!
