TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Endrura]

Years of thick chopped wood mulch makes great topsoil and helps give you traction when you need it. Also water the weeds with a bottle of bleach and it keeps things neat lol

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Fucking paid posters!!!

 

[SpeareChucker]

Years of neglect cannot erase the ugly truth...


Everything good on this ridge keeps getting washed down to the Mississippi.
I drove downtown yesterday and the river is almost as tall as the man-made levees...

And that's just the West Bank.
They still allow the Illinois side to flood.
Allah only knows how far that shit goes back.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A scholar visited the monk Nanyin to ask him about Zen. Nanyin offered some tea to his guest, but he continued pouring even after the cup was full. After a short while, the scholar could not stand it any longer and said "the cup is already full! Stop pouring!". Nanyin replied "You are just like this cup, full of your views and opinions. If you do not empty your cup first, how can I tell you about Zen?"

Okay, off to take these weasels by their scruffs and to administer the sound thrashings they so richly deserve . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Great lesson...


Less on


Get it?



I'm going back to bed.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes, less on. I got it. I'd be a motherfucking Zen master if it weren't for all the pathetic weasels.


Home!!! Snacked out. There may be wee grazing, and there may not. Fuck it.


Better mood. The interiors are all but done. A couple of dumb things left. A few hours outside to finish up some silly shit there. The inspection is Thursday morning at 11. I think we're going to be okay.


Thanks be to Allah for his manifold blessings and great mercies . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

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[bellisarius]

Dinner time here as well. I'm having a 'puter dinner I guess.

Glad to hear you're on schedule Wat. May any surprises gong forward be pleasant ones.

Every time I open my fridge I have to look at the gallon of iced tea I made back when we had a warm day here. Which was so long ago I think that green stuff is starting to grow in the tea. I got one glass out of that jug.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dinner time here as well. I'm having a 'puter dinner I guess.

Glad to hear you're on schedule Wat. May any surprises gong forward be pleasant ones.

Every time I open my fridge I have to look at the gallon of iced tea I made back when we had a warm day here. Which was so long ago I think that green stuff is starting to grow in the tea. I got one glass out of that jug.

Tea is another thing I drink much less of. I just . . . don't.


It's the whole caffeine thing. Less is moar, it seems.


I'd like to take myself out for a nice steak this weekend. We'll see. I have an offer for some company, but it's from little miss All Talk No Show, so we'll see.


If I just take me, it'll be more gooder . . . .

 

[von_Bismarck]

Great lesson...


Less on


Get it?



I'm going back to bed.

Any chance you'll stay there?

 

[Luk]

"Brains" forgot an apostrophe.

 

[RobDownSouth]

"Brains" forgot an apostrophe.

NotIshmael insert's random apostrophe's in word's that end in "s", so in the end it all even's out.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy payday Wednesday!!! These remind us of why we get up in the morning and put up with those piss ants and weasels.


There is an apostrophe missing, but it ain't what was mentioned.


We'll pretty much wrap it up today. That will be a wonderful feeling. Almost as good as leaving that job near the coast a year and a half ago. It's hard to exceed that one.


A cup of coffee and a bit of burning josh for the needy . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Morning Wat.

Looks to be a decent day at the range today. Warm-er with no wind this AM, or damn little wind as it were.

So this is put lipstick on the pig Wed. so the inspector will kiss it tomorrow. I'll burn some josh for ya.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes, kind of like that. There are a few things that legit need doing, but the rest is turd polish.


Oh, the hillbilly millennial electrician was s'posed to come to fix a fucked light yesterday afternoon. He didn't. No one was surprised. And the plumbers finally answered the phone. They're due Thursday morning first thing. The other guy called the plumber Friday before last - he was home cutting grass and was so drunk at noon that he was barely coherent. Mother of the motherfucking Christ child . . .


Next job, they need to give me all these asshats' phone numbers and I'll call them, because when there's a problem like these, I'll say something charming like, "y'all sure are gonna have a hard time getting paid in full . . . . "


No wonder I call them weasels.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

I'm better in traffic, but I do have meltdown moments there.


Now, with weasels, on the other hand . . . weasels always tax one's sanity.


And feelings of Good Will Towards Men.


Speaking of which . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Well damn, I've misplaced my cigar cutter again. At least my pocket knife is sharp.

According to one recent poll 40% of Americans are ready to try Socialism. Amazing how fast a population can be dumbed down.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Are you shitting me???



How stupid are fucking woodpeckers?
They're using my tax dollars to build habitat for them in
a section of the forest that got logged.
They can't hollow out a home of their own???

Fuck me to tears...

 

[bellisarius]

Are you shitting me???



How stupid are fucking woodpeckers?
They're using my tax dollars to build habitat for them in
a section of the forest that got logged.
They can't hollow out a home of their own???

Fuck me to tears...

Habitat for peckerheads?

 

[SpeareChucker]

As good a title as any...



... for government workers.