TSCLT 9.0: Allah Hates A Pussy, Too!!!

[SpeareChucker]

Trust me.

I thought about trapping the little shit
and dropping it off at the pound sans collar...

I let discretion get the better of me.

 

[SpeareChucker]

TSCLT 10.0: I Let Discretion Get the Better of Me

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Bidin's barn cats hustle her.


Mine isn't much of a hustler, but then, he knows exactly nothing about barns.


He does know how to scream for canned food.

 

[SpeareChucker]

If I want that hell-hounds to drop a wee bit of weight,
I give them canned food for a day or two and then
they refuse to eat the dry until they are
positively starving.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Dummy dog is spoiled, she has him on this whole “raw diet” thing.

He gets chicken breasts, and vegetables, all sorts of nonsense.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

TSCLT 10.0: I Let Discretion Get the Better of Me

This is Wat we're talking about here . . . . Silly Fawkin Injun!!!


Besides, it ain't Wat's thread.


It's Our Thread.


Which means, it's Laurel's fucking thread . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Hey, it's a new direction!




It my dogs want a meat diet,
they go look for freshly shot squirrel.
Sometimes they even manage to find one...

 

[Conager]

The tentative title needs to be something titillating in a titular way.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

With Jaypegs???



Why, how Merc14.



Now there's a blast from the past.



More like, a small wet fart . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Heh...,



I'm a sniper, Hanns Down!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Speaking of, the gun show was pretty lame yesterday. There wasn't much selection of firearms, especially handguns. The ammo selection was weak. The comlaint heard was, no .40 Short-n-Weak.


Hell, twarn't no 10mm either.


My new gun came with exactly one mag, the cheap feckink000ntz.


So I reckon I'll be ordering a few more spares to go with the first order of spares . . . later . . . .

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I have a fun thing planned today!

Owner of the local gun store/hardware asked if I would go with him to help out with an appraisal of an estate collection, apparently there’s a bunch of modern items he doesn’t have much of a grasp on.

I think I’ll take my checkbook, you know, just in case.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Yes, I hate the one mag thing,
but it seems to be the rule not the exception.

When you buy a gun, the first thing you have to do is order
at least one more mag and a small bulk order of replacement springs.

Estate sale?
Avoid the suicide gun!
I hear they're bad luck...

 

[SpeareChucker]

AT least AR mags are so cheap that you don't need springs,
assuming of course, you don't mind a plastic magazine...

... as recommended to Dustin Hoffman.

 

[Conager]

There is an article on Vox about the shortage of dumbbells. (They haven't checked Lit) ~☆rimshot☆~

I found a Schwinn mountain bike in great condition except two flat tires in a "take-it-or-leave-it" area of an apartment complex where residents (and the odd eagle-eyed visitor, such as myself) are encouraged to re-use and repurpose other's discards.

I was finally going to get around to the tires and I discovered a local miscreant had helped himself to what I had helped myself to. So no net loss to me, but still irritating. The miscreant ignored my little air-conpressor (I am unimpressed with it as well) but he neglected to steal. . .

. . .my dumbbells. Which might have been in higher demand than the bike.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Estate sale?
Avoid the suicide gun!
I hear they're bad luck...

He fell off a ladder, all good there.

The widow has no clue what anything is worth, just wants rid of it all, we’ll see!

If he’s like every other man he told her he paid half of what he actually did.

 

[Conager]

It's like the shoe math, or, "it's been in the back of my closet" excuse that women use, so she probably understands.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

And this is why I’ve always been more of a “mind your business, you didn’t pay for it” type.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Did he walk under the ladder first?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Mornin folks!

 

[SpeareChucker]

Dark, gray and damp...


Not my mood. Just the morning.
One of those mornings conducive to too much coffee.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Did he walk under the ladder first?

Anything is possible.

Yet another good reason to pay someone else to clean the gutters.

 

[Conager]

I had to learn the hard way "mind your business" is better than apology and appeasement which is never sufficient.

Mornin, Biden.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I put leaf covers over my gutters...


Of course with the steep pitch of the roof, all I need is a step stool to access them.

But still, I am a lazy sun-of-a-gun.


<smirkle>

 

[SpeareChucker]

5K!



But keep those posts coming!