TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[bellisarius]

.. or do i need support.

You may want to consider not driving on washboard roads.

 

[bellisarius]

I'm down to watering the crops and then I'm finished for the day. I'm going to sit outside and enjoy the evening. Too breezy right now to light off the chiminea, but long about sundown the wind should die.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The old US route back into town from the east is concrete with a goodly number of asphalt patches.


Too bad the asphalt assholes patch road like old people fuck.


It sucks on a bike at speed.


I should have come home by way of the river.

 

[bellisarius]

I have a ride for you when you're in that area and have the time. Take the road from Cherokee NC to Pigeon Forge TN. Just past Pigeon Forge take a left on 321 towards Maryville. Lots of scenery and other stuff to see.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!! Today is Road Trip Day, so it's a long one. Plus, it's going back to Hell. Lago. Wherever-The-Fuck.


If I ever get outta Hell, I'll be down 'round Pigeon Forge an' sech. I'm imagining that I'll sort out a way to spend some time up there and to get the bike up that way, too.


Motorcycle.


Harley fucking Davidson . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Endrura]

Steampunk vehicles are intriguing. Victorian engineering can be developed by almost anyone with talent and common sense to create something functional and useful. The embellishment is mostly for tourists. The rolling cities from the movie Mortal Engines were incredible concepts.

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[SpeareChucker]

So, yesterday, I'm in the garden working the hoe.
Putting the hoe to work. There is keep to be earned.
Left the gate open and was joined by the chickens.
Well, everywhere the hoe hit, they chickens ran straight to that spot.
It made it really hard to work since I had to hunt and peck
for places with weeds that was not occupied by feathers.

Live and learn.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Oh.
Here he is.
The steampunk pirate king.
I knew him well, Sorrento.
There are only three things
in this world I hate,
steampunk, pirates, and tabbouleh.
I mean, why do they even have it?

 

[bellisarius]

Looks like endrura is the only one that didn't get up all bitchy and such.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Bitchiness should be made of sterner stuff.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Grazed out. Talked to Mom for a bit.


The senior PM is rattling everyone's cage. Nothing will do but that we have this list o' shit done ASAP. I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that the PM and the lead guy told the APM not to pay Baby Bro Yo all of his coinage. There was too much left undone, so I reckon not.


Of course, if he'd just adult up and git 'er dun, there wouldn't be these discussions.


No matter, Wat'll fix it . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Sounds like the "blame game" hath commenced.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, kinda like junior high without the slutty junior cheerleaders.


Somebody's bonus is riding on this, and I hope it ain't mine.

 

[bellisarius]

All projects have 7 stages Wat.


1. Wild enthusiasm

2. Disillusionment

3. Confusion

4. Panic

5. Search for the guilty

6. Punishment of the innocent

7. Promotion of non-participants

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Wednesday!!!


Sounds about right. And I still ain't sure what Big Bro Yo is up to, but likely it's not good.


Meanwhile, we're getting to the point where we're past due some rain.


Coffee and josh for the morning coming to part . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning Wat. It's 'range day' Wed. again. Getting a LOT of range time in the past week and going out tomorrow as well. Going to be sitting at the reloading press long time GI in the coming days.

 

[Endrura]

Bitchiness should be made of sterner stuff.

We can go over my credentials but I got this. I've also got coffee, great people in my life, pups who do absurd things and make me laugh, and enough of what I need. When I look at the big picture I have it pretty good so I save bitchy for when asses need kicking or I need to be noticed for a solid alibi.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, then at least we won't have to worry about you wandering the streets looking for trouble.


I'm well past due a range day.


There's too much weasel casserole to eat first . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We can go over my credentials but I got this. I've also got coffee, great people in my life, pups who do absurd things and make me laugh, and enough of what I need. When I look at the big picture I have it pretty good so I save bitchy for when asses need kicking or I need to be noticed for a solid alibi.

Any time you need an alibi . . . just ask.

 

[bellisarius]

I'll have to remember the alibi ploy.

Yah, you do need some range time Wat, and a bunch of weasel targets too.

 

[Endrura]

Trouble usually asks me out and being an idiot I say yes. I don't have to go looking for it.

I appreciate the alibi, I may need it one day soon.

Currently my biggest headache is work and I need to get started. Don't shoot anyone guys, the paperwork is terrible.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A couple of bro yo targets would be right on time.


Also, you don't need a big garage/shop to keep your drug habit in.


Just sayin' . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

All projects have 7 stages Wat.


1. Wild enthusiasm

2. Disillusionment

3. Confusion

4. Panic

5. Search for the guilty

6. Punishment of the innocent

7. Promotion of non-participants

Projects, or newly-elected governments...

 

[SpeareChucker]

On television, all the garages are clean and clutter-free.



Mine is more like hoarding gone wild.


I can always call it a 'collection.'