TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[SpeareChucker]

I know.



I just keep telling myself that it was just a collection of cells...

 

[bellisarius]

Are you saying you gave your pool a hysterectomy?

 

[SpeareChucker]

I did give it a good going over...





What it did after that was between her and her doctor.

 

[bellisarius]

Found that one under the penumbra, didn't ya?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Jesus H. Christ


I keep telling that girl not to wear red...

and now, I have no idea as to what the weather will be for today.





I think she's auditioning for her next job.
We lost our last hot weather girl to Wichita.

She's in a better place now...

 

[SpeareChucker]

Found that one under the penumbra, didn't ya?

How did you know that our deck table has a penumbra?

With as large as the redbud tree has grown
it's almost a redundancy.

Talk about protection...

 

[bellisarius]

You could always just step outside.

 

[SpeareChucker]

~~~~ pregnant pause ~~~~​

 

[SpeareChucker]

You could always just step outside.

Uncross my legs?


I killed a toad the other day.
I was walking down the hill to clean the pool baskets
and my foot hit something and I almost fell down that hill
like Jill

I thought it must have been devil-dawg shit
but upon trudging back uphill, I saw the kill.

It was slicker than snot...

... and there she is again.
What was I saying???
Wichita?​

 

[bellisarius]

You're becoming a one man environmental disaster.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm nothing if not used one-off plastic...



Pool-side plasticide

 

[SpeareChucker]

Okay, now the slut is talking about having to get out of a warm bed...



She should be banned or at least R-rated.

 

[von_Bismarck]

The cow goes




MOOO000ooo...

Let it go, dipshit.

 

[SpeareChucker]

v_B


Grow up and grow a pair will ya...

 

[von_Bismarck]

v_B


Grow up and grow a pair will ya...

Says the "man" who repeatedly taunts a woman by going "MOOOooo."

Tweak, there's a case of irony for you.

 

[bellisarius]

OK, off to destroy the serenity of a high plains morning.

 

[SpeareChucker]

You must be a drifter...

 

[von_Bismarck]

OK, off to destroy the serenity of a high plains morning.

Hope you don't shoot yourself in the foot. Or the nads.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Why did I see this headline

Woman stabbed boyfriend for telling her she packed too many clothes for holiday

And knew instantly that this had to be a British cow?


https://www.foxnews.com/world/woman...g-her-she-packed-too-many-clothes-for-holiday

 

[RocketLauncher]

You must be a drifter...

Good flick.
Grade school taunts are kind of childish. Just sayin'.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Okay.


They smartened up, sent her outside, and put a jacket on her.

I now know what the weather will be like today.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Why did I see this headline

Woman stabbed boyfriend for telling her she packed too many clothes for holiday

And knew instantly that this had to be a British cow?


https://www.foxnews.com/world/woman...g-her-she-packed-too-many-clothes-for-holiday

Butthurt upon butthurt.

 

[Endrura]

Back porch, hot coffee, songbirds, and pups playing in the grass.
A coffee break made in paradise

 

[von_Bismarck]

Shelly2inme is a Que alt, right?

 

[Luk]

Shelly2inme is a Que alt, right?

Most likely. I slapped it around yesterday so that makes sense.