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[jonnoback]

Day off!!!

I wish! Have to keep trying and keep by my machine and phone in case they ring...

I can write some filth whilst I wait and my latest vignette was published today.

 

[PotNoodle79]

 

[Wand3rlust]

I left my lunch at home

I'll do lunch...
Owe you for the Chinese
Probably just a wrap though

Perfect

*shrugs*

*eats crisps*

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Not true. I can get Greggs delivered.

 

[jonnoback]

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Ha! There's loads of Greggs down sarf... it's just that there's no Prets oop north.

 

[EyesOnHers]

*shrugs*

*eats crisps*

Want a wrap?
Cream cheese, ham and cucumber

 

[TiedbyChris]

I wish! Have to keep trying and keep by my machine and phone in case they ring...

I can write some filth whilst I wait and my latest vignette was published today.

Here’s one wfh trick to avoid!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgknz2k4gvo?app-referrer=deep-link

 

[metrifonate]

Day off!!!

don't get into any trouble

 

[metrifonate]

Want a wrap?
Cream cheese, ham and cucumber

Or crisp wrap

 

[joclfc]

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There are a lot of Greggs in South Wales, especially the Valley towns, at least 4-5 in the next town over from us

 

[EyesOnHers]

don't get into any trouble

Ah, no, didn't mean me... meant for Jonno.

If my citrix goes down it means I can't work.

Well, technically I could drag my arse into the office but no

 

[metrifonate]

Ah, no, didn't mean me... meant for Jonno.

If my citrix goes down it means I can't work.

Is that a cross between a clitoris and cervix?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Want a wrap?
Cream cheese, ham and cucumber

Cream cheese is bleugh, and cucumber has no place in a ham wrap.

Thanks though.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that a cross between a clitoris and cervix?

I dont think you can have a cross between one thing.

Unless you meant in an 'x marks the spot' type way. Which may make it easier for some to locate....

 

[EyesOnHers]

Cream cheese is bleugh, and cucumber has no place in a ham wrap.

Thanks though.

Ham wrap?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ham wrap?

Why thank you kindly.

 

[jonnoback]

Ham wrap?

Cheese n ham toastie obviously - best lunch ever!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Cheese n ham toastie obviously - best lunch ever!

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day...

 

[jonnoback]

Ah, no, didn't mean me... meant for Jonno.

If my citrix goes down it means I can't work.

Well, technically I could drag my arse into the office but no

As a consultant I have to use it over wifi in the office... which is actually far slower than WFH! Sometimes have to turn off video on calls to get enough bandwidth! For a very big org you've heard of it's very very poor.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Cheese n ham toastie obviously - best lunch ever!

I remember putting tomatoes in once and nearly giving myself 3rd degree mouth burns

 

[EyesOnHers]

I remember putting tomatoes in once and nearly giving myself 3rd degree mouth burns

Been there!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I remember putting tomatoes in once and nearly giving myself 3rd degree mouth burns

Why do people put thing in sandwiches that make them go soggy? I dont get it.

 

[jonnoback]

I remember putting tomatoes in once and nearly giving myself 3rd degree mouth burns

Skool boy error... often repeated by said skool boys though...

 

[TiedbyChris]

In my defence, it was probably 40 years ago! Done once and never again

 

[metrifonate]

Why do people put thing in sandwiches that make them go soggy? I dont get it.

Only dry, low specific heat capacity items?
Asbestos, polystyrene foam, granite