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[jonnoback]

Right... so whilst I've still not logged into work... despite multiple calls to the hopeless desk...

In other news my new job has been re-offered (at the 2nd attempt) so I'll be off to a different tower in the wharf at the end of the month

(BTW... has anyone else ever started a new job on 1st April? I might for the second time - even more weirdly with the same company!)

 

[F3x0r]

Right... so whilst I've still not logged into work... despite multiple calls to the hopeless desk...

In other news my new job has been re-offered (at the 2nd attempt) so I'll be off to a different tower in the wharf at the end of the month

(BTW... has anyone else ever started a new job on 1st April? I might for the second time - even more weirdly with the same company!)

Congrats on the new job

 

[F3x0r]

Why do people put thing in sandwiches that make them go soggy? I dont get it.

You don't like any sort of sauce?

 

[metrifonate]

Right... so whilst I've still not logged into work... despite multiple calls to the hopeless desk...

In other news my new job has been re-offered (at the 2nd attempt) so I'll be off to a different tower in the wharf at the end of the month

(BTW... has anyone else ever started a new job on 1st April? I might for the second time - even more weirdly with the same company!)

I got a job manufacturing elbow grease on the 1st April

 

[Wand3rlust]

You don't like any sort of sauce?

Sauce is different to tomato or cucumber juice.

It's all about the consistency.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I got a job manufacturing elbow grease on the 1st April

 

[jonnoback]

Sauce is different to tomato or cucumber juice.

It's all about the consistency.

And viscosity - I remember studying fluid dynamics... which really did give me a headache.

 

[F3x0r]

Sauce is different to tomato or cucumber juice.

It's all about the consistency.

That's a good point, so moist but not dripping

 

[Wand3rlust]

*tries to work out if you're all being pervs or not - assumes you are*

 

[F3x0r]

*tries to work out if you're all being pervs or not - assumes you are*

if in doubt assume deviance

 

[LondonSnap]

Ha! There's loads of Greggs down sarf... it's just that there's no Prets oop north.

Was talking to a friend earlier, we were lamenting the loss of Benjy's, remember them?

 

[jonnoback]

Was talking to a friend earlier, we were lamenting the loss of Benjy's, remember them?

I do indeed - got many a lunch from them. Though some of their stuff was pretty dire.

 

[metrifonate]

Was talking to a friend earlier, we were lamenting the loss of Benjy's, remember them?

Weren't they just a London thing?

 

[LondonSnap]

I do indeed - got many a lunch from them. Though some of their stuff was pretty dire.

The quality varied, but they were cheap (compared to other sandwich shops) which made them very popular with hairy-arsed construction workers and anyone that could afford to work in London but not eat there

 

[LondonSnap]

Weren't they just a London thing?

Initially, yes - have a quick vada https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjys

 

[Wand3rlust]

Was talking to a friend earlier, we were lamenting the loss of Benjy's, remember them?

I don't remember them.

 

[metrifonate]

I don't remember them.

They did crisps

 

[Wand3rlust]

They did crisps

*narrows eyes*

Oh  that place. The crisp shop. Of course.

how very stupid of me.

 

[jonnoback]

*narrows eyes*

Oh  that place. The crisp shop. Of course.

how very stupid of me.

No that was Sock Shop. Or was it Tie Rack? I forget what they all sold...

 

[metrifonate]

Initially, yes - have a quick vada https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjys

I worked in London (St George's Hospital) around the early 2000s.

 

[metrifonate]

*narrows eyes*

Oh  that place. The crisp shop. Of course.

how very stupid of me.

I'll let you off

 

[EyesOnHers]

Was talking to a friend earlier, we were lamenting the loss of Benjy's, remember them?

Don't remember them either

 

[LondonSnap]

I don't remember them.

You're probably too young, too posh or didn't work in the right places - there were a few of them about

 

[jonnoback]

Don't remember them either

It's cos you are such a young lass ... they went bust in 2006 and were only really in central London and not even in the burbs.

 

[SlimSwan]

I've just finished my first piece and submitted it. 5500 words since this morning, whoops