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[metrifonate]

No.
Paradoxial reaction

Wet

 

[metrifonate]

He did.

*narrows eyes @metrifonate *

Stop it.

It was her!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Wet

@Wand3rlust see

 

[Wand3rlust]

I need more gin.

 

[metrifonate]

I need more gin.

Always a good idea

 

[EyesOnHers]

It was her!

Omfg...
Stop putting your shit on my side of the car.
Or I will tell on you

 

[cheekygirl75]

Omfg...
Stop putting your shit on my side of the car.
Or I will tell on you

Is he not touching you?

 

[TiedbyChris]

Beer and rugby here.

Wetting my whistle for a mouth watering clash

 

[EyesOnHers]

Is he not touching you?

Yes he is. Good point.
@Wand3rlust look. His arm is on my side... it's touching me

 

[metrifonate]

Beer and rugby here.

Wetting my whistle for a mouth watering clash

Guinness here. Don't rate Wales chances

 

[metrifonate]

Yes he is. Good point.
@Wand3rlust look. His arm is on my side... it's touching me

She farted in my face!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh dear god.

I'm not sure there is enough gin

Did I mention I'm going out??

 

[EyesOnHers]

She farted in my face!

WTAF dude??
It wasn't me. Who smelt it, dealt it

 

[Wand3rlust]

Who denied it, supplied it...

 

[EyesOnHers]

Who denied it, supplied it...

It's my party and I'll fart if I want to...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Evening

 

[metrifonate]

Evening

 

[PotNoodle79]

Just when the week couldn’t get any worse it gets worse.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Just when the week couldn’t get any worse it gets worse.

You all right?

 

[PotNoodle79]

You all right?

My mum has had a mini stroke.

 

[metrifonate]

My mum has had a mini stroke.

I hope she recovers quickly

 

[PotNoodle79]

Thank you. We think it’s a mini stroke. She’s talking and can walk. We’ve just got back to my brothers, she was tired. Nurses seem happy with her. I’ve never driven that 150 miles so quickly.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Hope she makes a full recovery asap

 

[TiedbyChris]

Guinness here. Don't rate Wales chances

It’s in the balance at HT and Wales making a good game of it

 

[metrifonate]

It’s in the balance at HT and Wales making a good game of it

Wales are actually defending!