Unconventional sex toys

[nawteeh1]

Vacuum cleaner... but you have to be careful...

https://www.straightdope.com/21342080/what-s-up-with-vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis

Using the vacuum is my favorite

 

[FeelingLikeMyself]

Using the vacuum is my favorite

I got stuck in an above ground pool filter intake as a dumb, horny teenager, once. Thankfully the power switch was within reach.

 

[nawteeh1]

I got stuck in an above ground pool filter intake as a dumb, horny teenager, once. Thankfully the power switch was within reach.

You are lucky, water suction is totally differant

 

[FeelingLikeMyself]

You are lucky, water suction is totally differant

I read Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk and found out that having your insides sucked out of you by your pool filter is a real thing. That would've been a shitty way to die.

 

[YerLittleSecret]

Ear of corn, wine bottle, lint brush roller. Small rubber bands for nipple clamps, or mini hair clips - both nipples and clit.

Hairbrush, of course. Vibrating tooth brush.

I, too, have used the neck end of a wine bottle…more for photographic shock value, but it was fun, nonetheless!

 

[Missmister]

so what have you used?

Trailer hitch, walking stick, mini baseball bat….etc.

 

[Ruggerr]

I, too, have used the neck end of a wine bottle…more for photographic shock value, but it was fun, nonetheless!

How very kinky of you. I would love to know how deep you could take it, as it both stretches and fills you

 

[J_Bone]

Wife discovered sitting on the bubbler on the tanning ledge of our pool one day really by accident. Glad I was there to see it.

 

[VikingPhoenix]

I, too, have used the neck end of a wine bottle…more for photographic shock value, but it was fun, nonetheless!

Mmmm, i would drink from that bottle..

 

[THROBBS]

I quick scanned the thread and did not see this one.

I happened to notice that my electric toothbrush was not as "violent" as one might guess. I put my finger to it, and sure enough it was more of a tickle. Out of curiosity, I put it to my nipple, and it was good (though I am not much into having my nipples played with, I imagined that it could be fun to introduce to the wife...nah. Ahahahahahhahaahaa, what was I thinking!?). Today I gave it a further test, on my cock. Gingerly, at first, of course. Quite good! I suppose that my younger self might have been too sensitive.

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

Wife discovered sitting on the bubbler on the tanning ledge of our pool one day really by accident. Glad I was there to see it.

I bet that was quite a site to witness! Did she have an orgasm right there?

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

I walked in on my wife's discovery of the washing machine spin cycle. She was completely dressed and had a massive orgasm. So did I after practically tearing her jeans off lol. Afterwards I told her how surprised I was that she hadn't discovered it sooner.

 

[J_Bone]

I bet that was quite a site to witness! Did she have an orgasm right there?

Eventually, yes. She was laying out on the ledge and I was down in the pool next to her just hanging out. She got off the lounger and sat down to cool herself off and the bubbler was just in front of her crotch. Within a couple minutes, she crept up and was almost on top of it and said something about how good it felt. I laughed and asked her if she wanted me to turn the pump on high and she said oh, yes!

Wasn't long until she pulled her tits out of her top and started playing with her nipples and rocking back and forth a bit on the jet when her breathing started getting louder and shallower and I'm like, fuck, she's gonna cum!! And of course she did in a big way. It was like watching her on a Sybian

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

I've never seen a woman on a Sybian in real life. I bet it's awesome too.

 

[STRC]

I've never seen a woman on a Sybian in real life. I bet it's awesome too.

My SO expained she was on a Sybian in front of about 8 men encluding her husband at the time.......said it was the best orgasm she has ever had.......I'm still trying to match it.........like I said ......still trying...........

 

[bob53]

My local swing club has a member that frequently brings and shares their Sybian. Great fun watching various women enjoy it.

 

[Melanieishere]

Does humping a life size plush stuffed doggo count?

 

[Not Normal]

My ex had an actual toy, a glitter wand, that was her first experience on her own.

 

[Roughscrewu]

Screwdriver from dad’s tool box some 30 years ago.

That's Nasty

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

My SO expained she was on a Sybian in front of about 8 men encluding her husband at the time.......said it was the best orgasm she has ever had.......I'm still trying to match it.........like I said ......still trying...........

Well keep trying. Practice makes perfect!!

 

[Idyll]

You might think "ouch" at first, but these feel good on my soft or hard penis.

Adding a massager to the fun is a nice way to get the pre-cum flowing. But later, they actually slide up and down nicely over the ridge of my cock head.

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

You might think "ouch" at first, but these feel good on my soft or hard penis.

Adding a massager to the fun is a nice way to get the pre-cum flowing. But later, they actually slide up and down nicely over the ridge of my cock head.

I'll try almost anything once. These look like they could have possibilities. I'll have to pick some up. Are there different sizes?

 

[Treeview]

I bought a ridiculously phallic horseradish root, brought it home, washed it very well, put a condom on it, and went to town.

Not the root I used, but:

Was it a Jolly Green Giant brand condom?

 

[Idyll]

I'll try almost anything once. These look like they could have possibilities. I'll have to pick some up. Are there different sizes?

Yes! Fun

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

Yes! Fun

Great. I like shopping for new toys. LOL