Unconventional sex toys

I recently walked down the pet isle of a grocery store and noticed many dog toys that would be great to put in my ass. I bought 3 different types of dog toys, went home and had a blast with them… the best is that those 3 toys were under 25 bucks for all 3. I don’t even own a dog but I will always walk the pet isles from now on..
 
Used a chocolate bar with my wife once but once she got 'warmed up' it melted pretty quickly so I had to go down on her to finish things off.

Electric toothbrush used to be good too but the ones we use now switch off automatically after two minutes so it can feel a bit like there's pressure get everything done before your time's up 😂
 
Used a chocolate bar with my wife once but once she got 'warmed up' it melted pretty quickly so I had to go down on her to finish things off.

Electric toothbrush used to be good too but the ones we use now switch off automatically after two minutes so it can feel a bit like there's pressure get everything done before your time's up 😂
Chocolate bars are messy, and a lot smaller these days!
 
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