Unconventional sex toys

[cactusjack0584]

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Like most ladies anything that goes in
gear stick
Tow bar hitch
snooker cue, butt end
Veg
Bottles



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hmmm what was prohibited?

 

[Lexie24]

One of those scrubbing brushes that rotate to clean tiles with

 

[Pad_Foot]

So many vegetarian options

 

[Melanieishere]

Thick markers?

Love it

 

[andthighbootsforall]

A towel rolled, with a latex glove inside of it, the opening facing out and some lube in it.

Ever tried putting a sock in it and rolling it over the outside, and then putting the glove inside?

 

[bunny4med]

arm of a couch

 

[jaF0]

^^^^ Wow, is it ever the wrong time for THAT comment.

 

[DpropertyofR]

None of these are as unconventional as some of the others in this thread, but:

A massage shower head
A pillow
An old school massage gun that plugs into the wall
That jet of water that flows into the swimming pool after the water has passed through the pump

 

[Kitschshaman]

When I was a younger man I would turn wooden dildos on a lathe for my girlfriend

What wood did you use? Lignum Vitae? Ebony? Something very hard and fine grained, I trust. And what kind of finish?

 

[Kitschshaman]

Interested in exploring the world of cock rings...experiences?

Tips, reviews?

you might try a nautical supply store like west marine, they have all kind of rigging rings that work wonderfully ...

 

[bigsexybna]

Beer bottle

 

[Erodicus]

I bought a ridiculously phallic horseradish root, brought it home, washed it very well, put a condom on it, and went to town.

Not the root I used, but:

A "root," in Australia, a synonym for a fuck. That gave a particular meaning to Australian film actor Jackie Weaver's statement to the American Press about her nomination for an Academy Award: "Back home, they are all rooting for me." She could hardly keep the smile off her face.

 

[Annalovesit]

A "root," in Australia, a synonym for a fuck. That gave a particular meaning to Australian film actor Jackie Weaver's statement to the American Press about her nomination for an Academy Award: "Back home, they are all rooting for me." She could hardly keep the smile off her face.

Ever try it without the condom!

 

[Dirtydaydream94]

Years ago I put a couple hot/cold gel packs in a bench vise and..well you see where I'm going. 30 seconds in the microwave and get the vise nice and snug, little baby oil.
It was actually legit! Lol

 

[Kitschshaman]

Ever try it without the condom!

'Root, root, root for the home team ... ' <weg>

 

[Trimjob69]

Beer bottle

me too

 

[Treeview]

The strawberries tasted lovely

I'm sure that YOU did too!

 

[Erodicus]

Ever try it without the condom!

In Oz, "rooting" in that context is figurative, not literal. Those who think of a "root" literally would not understand the hilarity caused by this sign on a wombat's enclosure in a native animal reserve: "This animal eats roots shoots and leaves."

 

[sissinabra]

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You might think "ouch" at first, but these feel good on my soft or hard penis.

Adding a massager to the fun is a nice way to get the pre-cum flowing. But later, they actually slide up and down nicely over the ridge of my cock head.

I wore one for half a day . Huge wet spot from pre cum by lunch .

 

[gary04]

Elk antler with a condom in my ass

 

[sexymanfun]

Elk antler with a condom in my ass

That's literally "horny"

 

[Annalovesit]

I bet that hurt!!!

 

[sissinabra]

Bullet shaped flashlight with a latex balloon for a cover (I was quite young) , bicycle hand grip with a very nice texture to it , various vinyl tool handle covers ,of which I currently use a very nice shovel grip with great length and girth.

 

[Bisexguy70]

Ive used fuzzy slippers my dick inside where the toes usually sit. The ankle opening around my ball sack. The fuzzy caress around my balls with the tight grip around my cock as I squeezed the slipper felt great. Id put a tissue down in the toe area to keep cum from ruining the fur. Oddly enough id be turned on by the sweet smell of the cum drenched dried tissue id masturbate again.