Weird ways to masturbate

[Smarthomanid2]

It's a turn-on to know that the audio can be liked by many people and that they masturbate while listening to it.
I think about many things related to my fetishes, of course. Lately, I tend to think about someone in particular...
My mind flies...

Oh my your audios are yummy

 

[Jamminfun81]

Maybe not weird, but I like to edge close using a ribbed penis plug in and out of my urethra.

Ohhhh. I want to hear more about this. Don't have a pic of the penis plug?

 

[Jamminfun81]

I masterbate multiple times a day. Usually use my fingers. But do like to find other objects- I love a frozen cucumber, and I have a bottle of make up remover that is the perfect girth to make me cum!!

 

[KyleR215]

Many years ago, I tried sticking my dick into an empty toilet paper tube. I struggled to push through it aroused. I had to deflate a little to get thought it but when I did I tried stroking with it wrapped around me. It was very underwhelming.

But that was one of the weirder ways I have tried to masturbate

 

[AutisticBits]

I masterbate multiple times a day. Usually use my fingers. But do like to find other objects- I love a frozen cucumber, and I have a bottle of make up remover that is the perfect girth to make me cum!!

Can we see a pic of this bottle to gauge the girth??

 

[Lucien_Al]

Maybe one day I will talk about my experiences as a teenager.

Would make for an awesome story series.

 

[KnickersandPanties101]

Ohhhh. I want to hear more about this. Don't have a pic of the penis plug?

No problem, It took me many years to open up my peehole, I use stainless steel ones - the ones with a tapered end are used first to open the hole and then a larger, longer diameter rod is pushed fully in!
I can leave one in for many hours at a time and as they have a small through hole in the plug I can pee or cum with the plug in place.
When I get hard the plug is squeezed tight in my urethra, pulling the plug in and out can make me quickly cum, the ribbed ones have the greatest effect, however a finger of a willing person is nice too.

 

[SensualQueen]

About ways to masturbate. Today I masturbated in front of my Master.

He was in front of me fully clothed, but with his pants unbuttoned, masturbating too. I love to see that.

I masturbated slowly in front of him touching my tits, my pussy, sucking my fingers, even rubbing my ass.

He couldn't wait any longer and rushed at me to fuck me.

Does anyone masturbate in front of another person? And then you have wild sex or not?

 

[Lucien_Al]

About ways to masturbate. Today I masturbated in front of my Master.

He was in front of me fully clothed, but with his pants unbuttoned, masturbating too. I love to see that.

I masturbated slowly in front of him touching my tits, my pussy, sucking my fingers, even rubbing my ass.

He couldn't wait any longer and rushed at me to fuck me.

Does anyone masturbate in front of another person? And then you have wild sex or not?

Yes we love to masturbate while watching each other.

 

[fma20fma]

I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?

carrot and candle are handy and popular.

 

[ClockworkFox]

About ways to masturbate. Today I masturbated in front of my Master.

He was in front of me fully clothed, but with his pants unbuttoned, masturbating too. I love to see that.

I masturbated slowly in front of him touching my tits, my pussy, sucking my fingers, even rubbing my ass.

He couldn't wait any longer and rushed at me to fuck me.

Does anyone masturbate in front of another person? And then you have wild sex or not?

"He couldn't wait any longer and rushed at me to fuck me."

Considering the turn-on quality of just hearing you in your fingerfuck audios on Lit, O Sensual Queen, I'm sure hearing you and seeing you to boot would be enough not only to show red on any man's arousalometer, but to pop the bulb into smithereens too, so to speak.

...

God, I'm such a slut. I'm pretty sure I was before these threads and Sensual Queen's audios, but she certainly hasn't quelled my sluttery any. Fanned its flames, more like.

 

[Jamminfun81]

No problem, It took me many years to open up my peehole, I use stainless steel ones - the ones with a tapered end are used first to open the hole and then a larger, longer diameter rod is pushed fully in!
I can leave one in for many hours at a time and as they have a small through hole in the plug I can pee or cum with the plug in place.
When I get hard the plug is squeezed tight in my urethra, pulling the plug in and out can make me quickly cum, the ribbed ones have the greatest effect, however a finger of a willing person is nice too.

These are amazing!!!!

 

[AshleyJuggs]

I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?

Try warming up the cucumber or carrot in a microwave and put a condom on it. It's a completely different feel and the warmth is satisfying.

 

[SensualQueen]

Try warming up the cucumber or carrot in a microwave and put a condom on it. It's a completely different feel and the warmth is satisfying.

It could be a different experience. Thanks for the idea.

 

[SmoothAndSweet]

 

[NOBGE]

I also use a hairbrush and a toothbrush sometimes. I used a pen a lot when I was a teenager.

Toothbrush seems pretty small

 

[KentLondon]

I masturbate daily, sometimes several times a day, and I usually use my fingers to fill all my holes, which is very satisfying for me. I'm not a fan of sex toys, so sometimes I use things designed for other uses, like the classic hairbrush or a nice cucumber. But as for weird things to masturbate with, sometimes I put a candle in it, unlit of course, or the bedposts. A banana is also one of my favorites or a carrot...

What do you use to masturbate?

Carrots. They start off as organic and end up as orgasmic.

 

[SensualQueen]

Toothbrush seems pretty small

It's small. I use it to stimulate the clitoris while I put my fingers in the pussy.

 

[PFWilly]

Carrots. They start off as organic and end up as orgasmic.

With some patient, and skillful carving, a very large carrot can be shaped very nicely. Then warmed carefully in the microwave can be quite a fun toy.

Not that I’ve ever done anything like that. Just sayin’!

 

[KentLondon]

With some patient, and skillful carving, a very large carrot can be shaped very nicely. Then warmed carefully in the microwave can be quite a fun toy.

Not that I’ve ever done anything like that. Just sayin’!

Good idea to warm up your carrots prior to insertion, and hone your carving skills beforehand. Cold ones are not so much fun ... so I'm told.

 

[yyml]

A banana. OK ，I want to find a hole because I am a man. One day I found a banana. That is a big one and it's bigger than my dick. So, I think, maybe I can use it to make a hole . I cut open the banana and squeezed out the flesh. Wo, done! Fuck it as a pussy. Feel so good! It even feels a little slippery because there are residual fruit pulp！

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

I once used a remote control to make myself cum. The smooth, hard plastic and the rounded edges felt nice on my clit.

 

[awired50]

I only used a pillow to masturbate until I was 18.

 

[Biguy934]

I only used a pillow to masturbate until I was 18.

I did it this way until we got internet and i found porn on the web. Still love to hump things occasionally. See my basement stories forum.

 

[secretthing]

I guess as far as weird ways to masturbate, I like rubbing my clit through my underwear. I love the feeling of friction that it gives.