Welcome to Hell.

Arrive in Hell, glancing around and generally admiring the decor. How poetic that Nina of all people would be the main proprietor of this place. Well, everyone told him it was only a matter of time till he ended up here. Though doubtful this was what they meant...

Nina?

His voice is a hollow echo. Creepy. Nice touch. He idly wanders until finding her in pooled into a chair.

Excuse the pun but you look like Hell dear
-rolls mumbling, pushing hair off her face-

Hey no punny shit..... and look.. glad I look as wacked as I feel...

and wtf.. now you poof through here.. when I'm fucked.... tipical....

-gigggggggggggles-
 
He steps out through the shadows and takes to his favorite chair immediately, with a rather large grin plastered on his face. With a snap of fingers, he has a pair of drinks, and offers one to Nina.

Just in case anyone has forgotten... I am a bad, bad man. I think that will be my user title soon.

A chuckles escapes his lips before taking a sip of his drink.
 
He steps out through the shadows and takes to his favorite chair immediately, with a rather large grin plastered on his face. With a snap of fingers, he has a pair of drinks, and offers one to Nina.

Just in case anyone has forgotten... I am a bad, bad man. I think that will be my user title soon.

A chuckles escapes his lips before taking a sip of his drink.

-lifts beverage from offering fingers, sniffs and ponders a moment-

You smile to much when you are sadisticly happy... Is there something in my drink big bad monstry type... Cause.. I soo didnt forget that fact.....

-looks at her drink and at him.... -

The fuck er you talkin about... or is it .. just your title, hm?
 
-lifts beverage from offering fingers, sniffs and ponders a moment-

You smile to much when you are sadisticly happy... Is there something in my drink big bad monstry type... Cause.. I soo didnt forget that fact.....

-looks at her drink and at him.... -

The fuck er you talkin about... or is it .. just your title, hm?

Another wicked grin, a chuckle, and a wink.

There may or may not be any magical lust potion that will drive you into my lap as a whimpering mess mixed into your drink...
 
Another wicked grin, a chuckle, and a wink.

There may or may not be any magical lust potion that will drive you into my lap as a whimpering mess mixed into your drink...
downs the drink

I already am a wrecked whimpering total lusty frucking messss... only thing left in the finale of your plans there boyo is your lap....

rolls on to the floor, hand after hand and knee after knee.... fingers shap... his pants disolve... distance sooo gone... head dips.... close, closer.... pressing her face to his crotch... she blows raspberries on his balls. -gigggling- his pants reappear and she slips to the floor....


i fucking hate almonds..... bastards..
 
Slinks into Hell and stretches across the couch she was occupying last night before sleep overtook unexpectantly. Evening.
 
He laughs and downs the last of his own drink.

We'll see how that teasing works out for you, Nina. Hello, SK. Welcome back.
 
He laughs and downs the last of his own drink.

We'll see how that teasing works out for you, Nina. Hello, SK. Welcome back.
Teasing............ moi... never....

props herslef on her side, head in hand

But serously.. that was epicly fun

waves to Sia... evening doll.

rolls forward.... tummy down on the stone floor.... purrring
 
Smiles and waves to Nina and Seranova before peeling herself off the couch and walking to the bar to pour herself a glass of wine. I hope your evenings are going well.
 
*laughs* Minus the long walks on the beach, but the dick part is close. It's amusing... to a degree.

He shakes his head with a laugh.

Men are never happy with their size. I rather like mine, but I guess I'm unique in that.
 
*laughs* Penises...Penii ... what is the plural? I do like them. ;)

I do believe it is penises. But all of Nina's words work, too. She forgot willy, dong, prick, stiffy, one-eyed trouser snake...

Monty Python has taught me so much. :rolleyes:
 
*laughs* Penises...Penii ... what is the plural? I do like them. ;)

i dun care... unless its like a whole field of tulips... I will never see enough cocks all lined up to give a flying fuck about the proper use of the words plural form...


but........ but.. if ever I were round a field o nekked hard cocks all stuck in the air like flowers... I'd sooo like to know the proper word to say with drooling awed reverence.
 
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