Well I think I better quit writing

[pink_silk_glove]

the kids grew up and turned their musical education to...writing pop music.

And black death metal.

 

[MyBareTorso]

I'm not aware of any Abba lyrics written in Australian.

It's too complicated a language to translate!

 

[jsmiam]

…

There once was an English princess called Maud

How can a line like this not be the start of a limerick???

Line 2:
She kept all her cash in a gourd

 

[onehitwanda]

Hear me out.

There once was an English princess called Maud, who later went on to become Holy Roman Empress.

Maud is short for Matilda. A Queen is midway between a princess and an empress, just as Australia is midway between Asia (geographically) and Europe (linguistically).

Hence, "Dancing Queen" is nothing but a postmodern critique of the Australian-English "Waltzing Matilda."

Discuss.

I'm going to hurt you, and then I'm going to send you to Porpoise Spit.

 

[Voboy]

I'm going to hurt you, and then I'm going to send you to Porpoise Spit.

It's possible that's exactly what I deserve.

 

[onehitwanda]

It's possible that's exactly what I deserve.

I've now mentally renamed you to Muriel.

 

[StillStunned]

I've now mentally renamed you to Muriel.

I've always imagined that when Gabriel, Abdiel, Ariel, Kushiel, Raziel, Haniel, Tamiel and all the other angels get together, Muriel is the sullen one who never quite fits in.

 

[SimonDoom]

I've now mentally renamed you to Muriel.

Wanda dubbed V Muriel.
She's like that: quite imperial.
Will V assume
His nom de plume?
He better! She's mercurial.

 

[alohadave]

I've been stacnash'd. I just noticed that they reviewed one of my stories a few days ago. 28/100

Funny how the review was left after I commented about another one of their diatribes. Got any other stories of mine you want to 'review'? They'll get deleted just like this one was.

 

[onehitwanda]

Wanda dubbed V Muriel.
She's like that: quite imperial.
Will V assume
His nom de plume?
He better! She's mercurial.

I'm more Neptunial than Mercurial.

 

[Bazzle]

I've been stacnash'd. I just noticed that they reviewed one of my stories a few days ago. 28/100

Funny how the review was left after I commented about another one of their diatribes. Got any other stories of mine you want to 'review'? They'll get deleted just like this one was.

You must be better writer than me!

This is the story in question.

https://www.literotica.com/s/any-port-in-a-storm-6

It has been reviewed by others on this forum and I know there are faults. I can't do conversations well, I get it.

But its not even the worst story I have written!