What’s the best and worst thing someone could say during sex?

[gergyorgergyor]

Best: Oh, it gets much bigger...
Worst: Sixth best in the family.

greg

 

[Carnevil9]

"This is how your sister likes it..."

 

[SubmissiveMom]

Best thing: " god I

 

[SubmissiveMom]

Best: " God, I heard you were good but you are much better.."

Worst: Don't you remember me Suzanne? I was your English teacher at school"

 

[JoeBeans2751]

Honey I'm Home!

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

or worst... if she screams somebody else's name during orgasm.

for you maybe--, for me its just another chance to go to prison.

 

[BBCfan]

some really funny answers...

best...you fuck like a demon.

worst...yeah, your cock is really average from my experience, you really thought it was big?

 

[xtina83]

best: "behave yourself"
worst: "thank you"

 

[Goldenfinger]

Best: oh god I fucking love your cock.
Worst: oh somebody else’s name.

 

[BusDee276]

Best: It might not fit

Worst: I can't go again

 

[Anastasia1999]

Best: I can’t stop coming!

Worst: is it in yet?

 

[Bigaug]

many great responses!

Best: Wow, that was a great position and great orgasm, let's do it again

worst: Ignore the smell I am taking antibiotics for it

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Best: you stroke me best!

Worst: WHERE IS IT?

 

[xtina83]

best: good girl
worst: please

 

[xtina83]

best: naughty girl
worst: can we have sex tonight hun?

just take me you vanilla idiot!

 

[xtina83]

best: wake up, i'm not done yet
worst: is it ok if ....

btw none of the best things have ever been said to me. all of the worst things have been said to me.

 

[xtina83]

been thinking about this thread, here's another one i'd like to hear from my hussy but of course i know he wont.

best: "heels and lipstick tonight babe"

worst: "let me get you a pillow"

no! stop being nice! i do not want another pillow!

 

[artgorden]

Best

Eat my ass while your wife enjoys a real mans dick

 

[Wand3rlust]

Worst

I've never had a one night stand before...

 

[PMarky]

Best thing I every heard was from a new girlfriend who was giving me a blow job, and generally sizing me up - 'that might hurt later.'

The worst was - 'why do guys think shoving it in is so special?'

 

[xtina83]

oh! i thought of another one i'll never hear!

best:
huby "sweet pea, i bought you a bag of frozen peas, it's for you tomorrow morning"
me "peas for breakfast?"
husy " --- "
me " --- "

worst: "what do you want to do"

 

[xtina83]

now this i have heard b4! wouldn't complain if it was a different b-word

best: "on your knees babe"
worst: "thats it?"

2 for one tonight, also said to me!

best: "open wider, look at me"
worst: "that was nice"

 

[xtina83]

heard hubs say this before too and i like it! do not like the other one so much

best: "wake up, baby's sleeping, we've got 45 minutes"
worst: "MOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! OPEN THE DOOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"

ha!

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Best - oh shit I think I passed out during that orgasm

Worse - ok let’s get started when it’s been in for 3 minutes and I have worked up a sweat

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

Best: At a swinger party, a young man pulled out of me, shot his cum all over my tits, slid his rock hard cock back in my pussy and continued fucking and said "Damn your hot..I couldn't get soft if I tried!!"

Worst: A man suddenly stopped fucking me, jumped off the bed and said "Damnit, be right back, I've gotta take a shit!" (I dried up like the Sahara Desert)