What’s the best and worst thing someone could say during sex?

[Bigspurt]

Best, "That was great! Just look at all of this cum!"
Worst, "get off of me"

 

[Dutchslut39]

I'm cumming!

 

[xtina83]

i know this is lame to you but i LOVE huss calling me babe and being told how to wear my hair! yes i've been told the worst one <3

best: "bangs up today babe, i want to see your eyes" mmmmmm!
worst: "what should we name this one?"

 

[xxXClassicXxx]

Best? I love you.

Worst? You know what, let's just focus on you.

 

[Goldenfinger]

Worst: can you hurry up my tv show is almost on.

Can be Worst: I love you.
Even worse: you wanna get married.


Best: I love your cock

 

[artgorden]

Best: He's bi
Worst: leave us alone

 

[Wand3rlust]

Worst: you're no @AmberLGreen
Best : you're no @AmberLGreen

 

[Greaseman93]

This is just funny, I guess. We were doing it, and all of the sudden she starts laughing...so I stop and ask what she's laughing at...she tells me that she can feel my balls slapping her ass! HAHAHAHA.

 

[artgorden]

I have a couple for best.
"His dick is so fucking big."
My wife while I watched her getting fucked.
"That's right you littledick faggot, suck your wife's cum off of my dick."
Same dude, same night.

 

[Maya_Vakker]

Worst, when they want me to call them daddy.
Best, when they call me a whore, slut, etc…

 

[PageWriter2]

Best: For you I will.
Worst: No, I won't do that.

 

[PB26385]

I remember on the old Hollywood Squares TV show Paul Lynde's answer to "what are two things you should never do in bed," and he said, "Point and laugh."

 

[SouthByWest]

Best (different women):

"You know, I never used to think I was a screamer, but I guess maybe I am."

"OMG, what did you just do to me?" Me: "Um, I just ate your pussy. Surely you've had your pussy eaten before?" She [gasping, whispering]: "Not like that!"

"I always thought I just didn't have a g-spot ... but I do, I do, I really, really do!"

Worst (different women):

Me: "You're so much wetter than you've been in such a long time!" She: "I'm just so turned on tonight." [Yeah, right!]

She (after I fucked her to a fine orgasm on a night when her ex-boyfriend was in town visiting): "Sorry, Jon!" [Hint: my name is not Jon.]