What’s your “caught” story?

[thefireman73]

My wife was heading to work. She was rushing around getting ready. I was horny. When she headed out the door, I waited till I saw her car head down the street. I went into the bedroom. Got naked and put on one of my favorite porn tapes. VHS days. I was slowly stroking and didn’t hear her come back in the house. She forgot something and had come back. She walked in the bedroom and stopped for a moment. Then grabbed what she forgot and walked out.

She brought it up a few days later. She just said I didn’t need to wait until she left the house.

 

[TonyF862]

My wife was heading to work. She was rushing around getting ready. I was horny. When she headed out the door, I waited till I saw her car head down the street. I went into the bedroom. Got naked and put on one of my favorite porn tapes. VHS days. I was slowly stroking and didn’t hear her come back in the house. She forgot something and had come back. She walked in the bedroom and stopped for a moment. Then grabbed what she forgot and walked out.

She brought it up a few days later. She just said I didn’t need to wait until she left the house.

atta girl!! and I bet you're STILL married to that understanding lass?

 

[Uneklensane]

GF came home from work... laptop on my stomach, anime porn going full blast...magic wand on my cock... she saw, broke out in giggles and watched as I blew all over the place. She proceeded to crawl up my body licking the whole way to deepthrote me to a 2nd explosion.

 

[TonyF862]

Nope. That was a long time ago.

Bummer(?). She sounded like a pretty understanding gal. Where did that little mishap lead to? Did it open up communication about your sex life? Did she enjoy watching you stroke it?

 

[newhere2learn]

Been a few over the years, some solo some with partners......

Newquay beach, UK. GF in bikini, panties to the side. My shorts down. Her covered in my cum, as I'd just shot over her. My hand fingering her furiously. A party of around 20 people on some kind of tour, rounded the rocks we were behind from every angle. It may have been 25-30° but they could all see the heat wasn't why we were sweating that much.

Same GF. One night, way home from a night out. She had the horn. We found a dead end road, layby. She's skirt hitched up, riding me. Headlights appear. Was at that moment we realised we were on a access track to a residential/care home. Kept going. She came. Climbed off. Sucked me dry.

Same GF again, taxi on way home from a nightclub. She was drunk, horny, and eager. Before I know it she's got my hand up her short skirt, she's soaked. She's her hand in my jeans. Only after she'd shuddered to her second O, and the seat was soaked did I clock that the taxi driver was watching the whole thing. We got out, paid, into my place. Fucked for hours.


Ex wife. City centre hotel. About 2am. After drinks. She's in lingerie, wanted to fuck on the windowsill as in tall. It's only as we're nearing the end that we realise that the windows weren't one way glass, as a crowd of revellers started cheering.


Solo, more than a comfortable amount of times did the ex wife return home from work early, which led to me stuffing toys/lingerie back into drawers at lightning speed.


FWB, older, married. Down an unlit farm track, she's naked, barring shoes, bent over my car bonnet, begging me to fuck her hard. She was submissive, petite height but chunky and seriously got off on "fuck me harder daddy" type play. Anyway, we've been down there a while, fooled around in the car, she's cum all over my leather seats. We're now across the bonnet heading for the finale.... Well we're, until 3 car loads of night fishermen come down the track, headlights on. Luckily the risk was an aphrodisiac, I blasted in her hard, her face piled into the bonnet. Pulled out, zipped up. She was seen naked, cum leaking, bent over.


Solo, had a chat friend who liked to set me tasks to pass out boring jobs at that time. One such time, I'm in a wooded area, live cam/WhatsApp, caged, plugged, night on naked.... Ramblers appear. As she's other side of phone, legs akimbo, naked, toying herself furiously.


Another FWB. She had a list, of sexual things to tick off. She also loved lengthy foreplay and fuck sessions. Usually resulting in a 2am finish and a sore dick. However one night, she admits she wants a session so we actually start early, like 7pm. It's summer. Bedroom window open. She's a moaner. FFWD to about 9pm, I've cum once, fucked her in every position, we've used all her toys, she's caked in sweat, lube, and both of our cum. She then says: "fuck me outside". Challenge, accepted.


Downstairs we go, naked, me rock hard. Painfully so. He dripping lube and cum. To her garden, which is your typical new build estate, tiny garden, overlooked on 3 sides. She drops to all fours, moans "fuck me, hard now"


I obliged. By now we've been outside 20min or more, fucking like we hate each other. My dicks in tatters, she's begging me to spank her, her knees are bleeding arse covered in red marks. She's borderline screaming. Proper BBW fuck toy. Eventually she vibes her clit to about orgasm number 6 of the evening, screaming and moaning, telling me to cum. Naturally this is too much, and I absolutely lose it. Fucking her like an animal, cramping knees, sore cock, shoot a massive load into her I didn't know I had. Collapse on top of her back. We roll onto the patio/grass. Both of us a state.

At that point I realise that her neighbours patio doors are wide open, it's a semi detached house and I can hear their quiet TV word for word. So they've heard everything.

I help her up we clean up. Couple of days later she messages, apparently been some awkward small talk.

 

[MeganFachs]

Wow that is quite a list!

 

[TonyF862]

Been a few over the years, some solo some with partners......

Newquay beach, UK. GF in bikini, panties to the side. My shorts down. Her covered in my cum, as I'd just shot over her. My hand fingering her furiously. A party of around 20 people on some kind of tour, rounded the rocks we were behind from every angle. It may have been 25-30° but they could all see the heat wasn't why we were sweating that much.

Same GF. One night, way home from a night out. She had the horn. We found a dead end road, layby. She's skirt hitched up, riding me. Headlights appear. Was at that moment we realised we were on a access track to a residential/care home. Kept going. She came. Climbed off. Sucked me dry.

Same GF again, taxi on way home from a nightclub. She was drunk, horny, and eager. Before I know it she's got my hand up her short skirt, she's soaked. She's her hand in my jeans. Only after she'd shuddered to her second O, and the seat was soaked did I clock that the taxi driver was watching the whole thing. We got out, paid, into my place. Fucked for hours.


Ex wife. City centre hotel. About 2am. After drinks. She's in lingerie, wanted to fuck on the windowsill as in tall. It's only as we're nearing the end that we realise that the windows weren't one way glass, as a crowd of revellers started cheering.


Solo, more than a comfortable amount of times did the ex wife return home from work early, which led to me stuffing toys/lingerie back into drawers at lightning speed.


FWB, older, married. Down an unlit farm track, she's naked, barring shoes, bent over my car bonnet, begging me to fuck her hard. She was submissive, petite height but chunky and seriously got off on "fuck me harder daddy" type play. Anyway, we've been down there a while, fooled around in the car, she's cum all over my leather seats. We're now across the bonnet heading for the finale.... Well we're, until 3 car loads of night fishermen come down the track, headlights on. Luckily the risk was an aphrodisiac, I blasted in her hard, her face piled into the bonnet. Pulled out, zipped up. She was seen naked, cum leaking, bent over.


Solo, had a chat friend who liked to set me tasks to pass out boring jobs at that time. One such time, I'm in a wooded area, live cam/WhatsApp, caged, plugged, night on naked.... Ramblers appear. As she's other side of phone, legs akimbo, naked, toying herself furiously.


Another FWB. She had a list, of sexual things to tick off. She also loved lengthy foreplay and fuck sessions. Usually resulting in a 2am finish and a sore dick. However one night, she admits she wants a session so we actually start early, like 7pm. It's summer. Bedroom window open. She's a moaner. FFWD to about 9pm, I've cum once, fucked her in every position, we've used all her toys, she's caked in sweat, lube, and both of our cum. She then says: "fuck me outside". Challenge, accepted.


Downstairs we go, naked, me rock hard. Painfully so. He dripping lube and cum. To her garden, which is your typical new build estate, tiny garden, overlooked on 3 sides. She drops to all fours, moans "fuck me, hard now"


I obliged. By now we've been outside 20min or more, fucking like we hate each other. My dicks in tatters, she's begging me to spank her, her knees are bleeding arse covered in red marks. She's borderline screaming. Proper BBW fuck toy. Eventually she vibes her clit to about orgasm number 6 of the evening, screaming and moaning, telling me to cum. Naturally this is too much, and I absolutely lose it. Fucking her like an animal, cramping knees, sore cock, shoot a massive load into her I didn't know I had. Collapse on top of her back. We roll onto the patio/grass. Both of us a state.

At that point I realise that her neighbours patio doors are wide open, it's a semi detached house and I can hear their quiet TV word for wordA So they've heard everything.

I help her up we clean up. Couple of days later she messages, apparently been some awkward small talk.

Glorious tales, all, my friend!!! I believe, for just one day, I'd enjoy being you!

And the bonus round here is the plethora of Brit terms and slang I will now use with my Yankee brethren in describing various and sordid acts of sexual pursuit. My fave of the bunch "She had the horn". Pure poetry!

 

[newhere2learn]

Wow that is quite a list!

And some how, I've not actively sought them out. That's just organic experiences over the years.

 

[newhere2learn]

Glorious tales, all, my friend!!! I believe, for just one day, I'd enjoy being you!

And the bonus round here is the plethora of Brit terms and slang I will now use with my Yankee brethren in describing various and sordid acts of sexual pursuit. My fave of the bunch "She had the horn". Pure poetry!

It sounds a lot, but in reality it's some highlights interspersed across 20years.

If you think that's slang, go to northern UK and hear a half drunk woman on a night out telling you to;

"Smash my flaps luv"

Or

"Smash my arse like I'm a ginger stepchild"

Or

"Gonna put me through the headboard?"

 

[PhoenixSunrise]

My boyfriend and I at the time were staying in a hotel. We woke up and felt playful and started messing around. I was on my hands and knees and he was behind me fucking me when the room cleaners came in and caught us in the act and both parties were not quite sure what to do. The room cleaners quickly made an exit so after a quick laugh my boyfriend and I proceeded.

 

[kathyisgr65]

My wife was heading to work. She was rushing around getting ready. I was horny. When she headed out the door, I waited till I saw her car head down the street. I went into the bedroom. Got naked and put on one of my favorite porn tapes. VHS days. I was slowly stroking and didn’t hear her come back in the house. She forgot something and had come back. She walked in the bedroom and stopped for a moment. Then grabbed what she forgot and walked out.

She brought it up a few days later. She just said I didn’t need to wait until she left the house.

U have a good woman. Enjoy

 

[TonyF862]

It sounds a lot, but in reality it's some highlights interspersed across 20years.

If you think that's slang, go to northern UK and hear a half drunk woman on a night out telling you to;

"Smash my flaps luv"

HOLD your cards....we have a BINGO!

Or

"Smash my arse like I'm a ginger stepchild"

Or

"Gonna put me through the headboard?"

 

[zphude]

I got caught taking it up the ass in my living room. Housemate was supposed to be out of town, came home and caught us. She didn't know I liked getting fucked and her reaction was fucking priceless. Never been caught with a woman, though I'm mostly straight.

 

[dkak001]

I got caught taking it up the ass in my living room. Housemate was supposed to be out of town, came home and caught us. She didn't know I liked getting fucked and her reaction was fucking priceless. Never been caught with a woman, though I'm mostly straight.

We need more details of how that went down!

 

[CurtGiles46]

I'm certain that my Mother once overheard me telling my Brother that I liked dominant females who emasculate men. Because all of a sudden, she started saying things to me that felt like she was fulfilling my fantasies. I remember one time when I was telling her about an annoying male student in one of my college classes, she said in a sarcastic tone, "Oh, you poor thing, you should just give him a big kiss."

 

[tnnikon]

I had a job that required travel to Michigan and had a friend that lived there. One night I was there on business and he came over to catch up and spend the night. We went to eat and came back to the room to talk. We were talking about making photos of our wives naked. He asked did I have any on my laptop. I said sure and pulled them up to show him. There were tons of questions as we filed through them and I could tell he really enjoyed them.

Next morning I got up to shower because I had meetings to attend. I went in the bathroom and shaved and was about to get in the shower and realized I hadn’t brought new clothes in the bathroom with me. I wrapped myself in a towel and came out to grab my clothes. He didn’t hear me coming because he had his back to the door , had my laptop out and was jerking off to my wife’s photos. I watched him for a bit and he finally took a glance over his shoulder and saw me watching him. He laughed “oops” and said man I am sorry. I just smiled and dropped my towel and sat down in the chair next to his. The photo program had her photos pulled up and running in a slide show. We both sat there and jerked off as the show ran. We came about the same time and laughed. I got up and went in the bathroom where the shower was still running. I left the door opened that time as I took the shower.

 

[frappingwilly]

I was sharing a house with my friend, he eventually got engaged and we all loved together for a while.

One evening I was home alone and really horny and started wanking..was an exceptionally hard cock day, laying back touching and cupping my balls as I stroked, had no idea my friends fiance was watching at the door.

Once I realized, I locked eyes with her and she left.

Some years later after they divorced we spoke about it and we had sex.

 

[likitisplit]

at our local lake my best friend and i had been riding, flashing and such. we decided time to head home but he has to pee and pulls into a lookout. he says i'll hurry. i;m sitting there in pantyhose, heels a blk garter belt with blk stockings ans a tee so i looked dressed. he gets in and i tell him go here comes a car. before we could exit the parking lot he pulls in front of us in his unmarked SUV. i grabbed my friends work coat and covered myself...except for my ankles. my friend tells him officer i had to pee and thought this was an ok spot with no one around. he said that's ok we've just had a lot of traffic in here. then he looked in with his light asking who i was and his light revealed my ankles and heels. he asked mister do you have clothes on? i told him well yes but...he came to my side and opened the door telling me to step out and leave the coat. it was in the 40s so that left me shrunk up good. he asked me was i a prostitute? i told him hell no...i thought i was gonna be one to stay out of jail. he told me about the dangers of dressing as i did. then he said get your ass back to arkansas and if i see either here again you'll go to jail. we said yes sir and hauled ass. i ain't been back there.

 

[Japansurfer]

Not many for me but one that stands out
I have a few xxx pics on a on my phone but hidden so no one can see. One day my PA comes to my office and asks about some event we held. I connected my phone started sharing pics - never realized the pics don’t stay hidden on my desk top.
She got a full view of my pics - never did say anything and I’m still employed - maybe one day

 

[Fisher0382]

My ex and I were going to stay at this hotel as we pulled in to check in we both were very horny and couldn’t wait to get in our room. I had her bent over the bed fucking her from behind slapping her ass as she was begging me to fill her up. Then a maintenance guy walked in to fix something and I told him you will have to come back. He gave me a thumbs up and left. We then finished after he left.

 

[sallysparrow23]

I lived with a housemate at the time. My boyfriend was visiting after being away at uni for a few months. We were on the couch in the living room and he was eating my pussy when I heard the door unlock and my housemate walk in. I heard "Ohh damn!" as he walked quickly back to his room giggling. Lol.

 

[mortis]

We were enjoying the balcony view doing her from behind in Puerto Vallarta when the room next door opened and they saw us going to town.

 

[I_AM_ONE_OF_YOU]

Aaahhh. Mine is really a sorry scene.
Coming from a conservative country, and orthodox society, where Sex is a Taboo, We don't indulge in any sexual act outside marriage, or have kinks, buy sex toys, or enjoy our fetishes.

So everything happens underneath a sober, (sanskari) righteous facade. Being single for years now. I was caught with a silly tale not once but twice. And it's sad and funny and debatable at the same time.

As I'm not used to masturbation or orgasm, or have any partners, I had something which made me happy down there. It was just a glass cola bottle with an elongated neck. It gave me pleasure more than my fingers.

I used to hide that in my lingerie basket. But unfortunately, my mum intruded. She probably knows, what that single me would use that bottle for and purposefully made that a vase. It's shamefull and sad for me, that my mother took away my pleasure tool.

Second was again her intruding into my private space. It is normal, common here in India, that parents take charge of everything. Even when we are in 20s or 30s or 40s, whatever the age could be.

Recently, I bought a revealing top less dress which is too much for our society. I had hidden that inside my unused clothes shelf. And my mum again cleaned up the wardrobe, and caught this dress, shaming me and asking me to throw away such an obnoxious piece of clothing.

Aaaahhh. Silly, most of you may not even connect with the depth of this. But our Indian society... really gives no hope to sexless singles.

 

[exploringsouls]

So, this is a funny story! I was asked to join a young couple in Bangalore, as I prefer to act an Unicorn (ykiyk). We were in their apartment, and made sure no one was in the house. The couple had just started getting naked and I was kissing the wife while guiding the husband on how to pleasure the pussy. Everything was going smooth and hot, suddenly the maid came in Luckily when the maid came in the husband had gone to take condom from the other room and it was me and wife on the bed. But surely she was shocked, as we were and said that she had left her phone and came back to grab it. I made sure I had back towards the maid and the wife used the blanket to cover my head. The maid took the phone and left hurrily.

The couple became worried a bit, as its may have become a huge issue in the surrounding (India you know!) I handled the stress, made the couple calm and made sure all the doors were locked this time and continued the act. After few days I got a message from the wife that she had been joking that the husband (Malik) is so naughty and should lock door next time. We were so relived that she had mistaken me for her husband.

It was so bad yet exciting at the same time.

 

[exploringsouls]

Aaahhh. Mine is really a sorry scene.
Coming from a conservative country, and orthodox society, where Sex is a Taboo, We don't indulge in any sexual act outside marriage, or have kinks, buy sex toys, or enjoy our fetishes.

So everything happens underneath a sober, (sanskari) righteous facade. Being single for years now. I was caught with a silly tale not once but twice. And it's sad and funny and debatable at the same time.

As I'm not used to masturbation or orgasm, or have any partners, I had something which made me happy down there. It was just a glass cola bottle with an elongated neck. It gave me pleasure more than my fingers.

I used to hide that in my lingerie basket. But unfortunately, my mum intruded. She probably knows, what that single me would use that bottle for and purposefully made that a vase. It's shamefull and sad for me, that my mother took away my pleasure tool.

Second was again her intruding into my private space. It is normal, common here in India, that parents take charge of everything. Even when we are in 20s or 30s or 40s, whatever the age could be.

Recently, I bought a revealing top less dress which is too much for our society. I had hidden that inside my unused clothes shelf. And my mum again cleaned up the wardrobe, and caught this dress, shaming me and asking me to throw away such an obnoxious piece of clothing.

Aaaahhh. Silly, most of you may not even connect with the depth of this. But our Indian society... really gives no hope to sexless singles.

Being an Indian I can completely understand your point. I too had to go though same sort of stressful situations regarding my sexual explorations. But since I had been travelling and meeting a lot of people, I realized I not the only one to experience this. So I decided to become a "unicorn" as a part time. Slowly I started guiding males, females and couples on how to improve their sexuality and it was an amazing feeling for me too. Now I regularly meet and guide couples in the process of sex. It has been a great journey so far!