What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[_MissLick_]

Well I certainly don't appreciate creepy old men who get off on talking to me about their sex lives with their wife on the pretence of talking to me about the music I like. I hate feeling like I'm stooping to their level. Hopefully they'll read this and fuck off. Creepy cunts .. all else is shiny and good x

 

[barefootgirl69]

Honestly, I'll feel better when my profile picture is updated and I don't look so shady!

Hi, BFG. It's amazing to see/hear you!

From what I stumbled on immediately with the threads, apparently the choice of music is EDM with a tinge of "Why haven't you updated your playlist in twenty years?!"

I thought you might have forgotten to pay the light bill or something!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Well I certainly don't appreciate creepy old men who get off on talking to me about their sex lives with their wife on the pretence of talking to me about the music I like. I hate feeling like I'm stooping to their level. Hopefully they'll read this and fuck off. Creepy cunts .. all else is shiny and good x

I feel like I have an idea of who that might have been... oh wait, is there more than one?

 

[HotBrand]

Well, fuck me backwards with a marrow!!!

Good to see you back. Does this mean we are finally going to get some in-depth, meaningful, fun conversations on these threads again?

Hardly. I'm here to try and turn the temperature up a good 0.3 degrees. That's *Celsius*, by the way. Yeah. Notable temperature increase, thank you!

@AmberLGreen, great to see you too, and I will always weep that you didn't answer my message as I went into self-imposed exile!

Pretty sure that's @Chillygirl with an assist from me

Name your genre and, as long as it's not swing (ironic, isn't it), I'll be there!

 

[ShaneoD]

While I'll admit I've never been married, all three of my sisters are, at least once a month I get a call/text that makes me say to myself "I'm your brother not your fucking husband/dad" sorry I just needed to vent

 

[_MissLick_]

I feel like I have an idea of who that might have been... oh wait, is there more than one?

Multiples I'd hedge a guess!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I feel like I have an idea of who that might have been... oh wait, is there more than one?

Either that or someone has a 1,000 alts (other than Jasmine!)

 

[HotBrand]

I feel like I have an idea of who that might have been... oh wait, is there more than one?

It wasn't me. I haven't even had the time to do that yet.

Plus ... no wife, husband, civil partner or ... oh god, the void!!

(Seriously, while I'm sure you can handle it, @_MissLick_ ... sorry to hear that.)

 

[barefootgirl69]

While I'll admit I've never been married, all three of my sisters are, at least once a month I get a call/text that makes me say to myself "I'm your brother not your fucking husband/dad" sorry I just needed to vent

Dude, do the call forwarding that week. Or make it a three-way call, klf!

 

[ShaneoD]

Well, fuck me backwards with a marrow!!!

Good to see you back. Does this mean we are finally going to get some in-depth, meaningful, fun conversations on these threads again?

I'll be there in a jiffy......... Oh wait

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll be there in a jiffy......... Oh wait

It's green, Shane. Sure you don't want to see a doctor about that?

*runs away*

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'll be there in a jiffy......... Oh wait

You are supposed to send your dick pics to me privately

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Name your genre and, as long as it's not swing (ironic, isn't it), I'll be there!

Chilly and I are all over the board!! I don't think either of has posted a swing song... pick your poison, we got you

 

[ShaneoD]

You are supposed to send your dick pics to me privately

I wish I could compete with that thing

 

[HotBrand]

I wish I could compete with that thing

Personality and some edgy stylised pubic hair.

No vegetable can be a replacement for that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

@AmberLGreen, great to see you too, and I will always weep that you didn't answer my message as I went into self-imposed exile!

I missed a rare @HotBrand message!! I too shall now weep

 

[AmberLGreen]

I wish I could compete with that thing

Just wrap a string of glow in the dark beads around it

 

[HotBrand]

Just wrap a string of glow in the dark beads around it

I was going to say "googly eyes" but then ... you could do that with a marrow. Probably *should* do that with a marrow too.

Fairy lights for a winter-themed festive penis, @ShaneoD - that'll get attention! That's competition!

 

[ShaneoD]

On a slightly related note to my last two clicks;

Drunk me needs to stop clicking the wrong emojis, people might get the wrong idea

 

[MiaBabe23]

Well all that just changed the meaning of ‘eat your greens’…!

 

[AmberLGreen]

On a slightly related note to my last two clicks;

Drunk me needs to stop clicking the wrong emojis, people might get the wrong idea

Drunken you needs to post more vegetable dick pics

 

[ShaneoD]

Drunken you needs to post more vegetable dick pics

The allotment is a bit empty, I might be able to post a shocked/scarred pumpkin closer to Halloween

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

It’s dark outside already. Guess it’s pj time I’m not leaving the house anymore today.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Did that really just happen???

 

[BrendaBear]

Did that really just happen???

Um.... no. If you don't like it... it didn't happen.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.