What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[AmberLGreen]

I'll be there in a jiffy......... Oh wait

You are supposed to send your dick pics to me privately

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Name your genre and, as long as it's not swing (ironic, isn't it), I'll be there!

Chilly and I are all over the board!! I don't think either of has posted a swing song... pick your poison, we got you

 

[ShaneoD]

You are supposed to send your dick pics to me privately

I wish I could compete with that thing

 

[HotBrand]

I wish I could compete with that thing

Personality and some edgy stylised pubic hair.

No vegetable can be a replacement for that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

@AmberLGreen, great to see you too, and I will always weep that you didn't answer my message as I went into self-imposed exile!

I missed a rare @HotBrand message!! I too shall now weep

 

[AmberLGreen]

I wish I could compete with that thing

Just wrap a string of glow in the dark beads around it

 

[HotBrand]

Just wrap a string of glow in the dark beads around it

I was going to say "googly eyes" but then ... you could do that with a marrow. Probably *should* do that with a marrow too.

Fairy lights for a winter-themed festive penis, @ShaneoD - that'll get attention! That's competition!

 

[ShaneoD]

On a slightly related note to my last two clicks;

Drunk me needs to stop clicking the wrong emojis, people might get the wrong idea

 

[MiaBabe23]

Well all that just changed the meaning of ‘eat your greens’…!

 

[AmberLGreen]

On a slightly related note to my last two clicks;

Drunk me needs to stop clicking the wrong emojis, people might get the wrong idea

Drunken you needs to post more vegetable dick pics

 

[ShaneoD]

Drunken you needs to post more vegetable dick pics

The allotment is a bit empty, I might be able to post a shocked/scarred pumpkin closer to Halloween

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

It’s dark outside already. Guess it’s pj time I’m not leaving the house anymore today.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Did that really just happen???

 

[BrendaBear]

Did that really just happen???

Um.... no. If you don't like it... it didn't happen.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Um.... no. If you don't like it... it didn't happen.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

I mean, there’s message evidence so I don’t think I can make it un-happen??

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

Go Bears!

Ah. I see you are a masochist in the same way I am

 

[barefootgirl69]

Um.... no. If you don't like it... it didn't happen.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

You need to write an advice column!

 

[BrendaBear]

You need to write an advice column!

OMG can you imagine the mayhem that would cause??? Hardware stores running out of soft, nylon rope because of how many times I suggested someone needs to be tied up....

 

[AmberLGreen]

I really should try to sleep but I know it would be a pointless exercise

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

Might not be the same mine are winning

And almost even more importantly, the cheeseheads are doing worse than us (right in this moment, but might it last forever)

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

OMG can you imagine the mayhem that would cause??? Hardware stores running out of soft, nylon rope because of how many times I suggested someone needs to be tied up....

This is a logistics problem, and that sounds like a them-problem.

 

[j23in03]

I’m thinking turning in early sounds inviting, but I hate to waste a Saturday night

 

[ericalauren]

Why do kids pick their noses and eat their boogers? It’s so gross!

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

Why do kids pick their noses and eat their boogers? It’s so gross!

"There's a secret snack supply right here!"

 

[BrendaBear]

"There's a secret snack supply right here!"

OMG! That is so gross!