What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Look, I get that you will reside rent free in my brain for the remainder of my life - I willingly accepted those terms when I invited you inside in the first place - but that does not give you the right to occasionally stroll, butt naked, all jiggles and smiles, into the kitchen of my frontal lobe and ask me how I'm doing while helping yourself to a bagel. That shit is well outside the bounds of this arrangement. But since you're here, put that bagel down, put two fingers in your cunt and this cock in your mouth, and then, after I cum, take your consequences-free carbs and those painfully perfect titties back to that neocortex oubliette where you belong or, I swear to Christ, I will ice pick lobotomy you out of existence. Now get to suckin'!
 
God I hate the sound of my voice 😖
I think most people do, when they hear it recorded, since it sounds different than in your head. I don't hate my voice, but I don't really like it either. And when I record for someone, I say "um" waaaay to often for my tastes, but I am not going to script it out too much either.
 
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